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2019-11-06 at 4:41 PM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVU
Originally posted by Sudo I would like to hear it
I've written a lot of jokes for my nonexistent stand-up routine and I've got probably 8 minutes on puking up methadone in prison
I dont know where exactly its written, but it went something like this:
*****So i was talking to a gay friend online a few months ago and he was like "man im in such a rut. I need to get fucking laid." And i said "Whats stopping you?". And living out in the midwest, apparently the "scene" is not quite as "happening". He says "all the guys out here are little feminine twink faggots". He wants his dick sucked by a REAL man. I had no idea there were such complicated gay politics. So I say, "Why not just go to a bath house?" and he says "Um.....what?"
And its at this point that I realize...my gay friend has never been to a gay bathhouse.
I think Ive always been a bit jealous. Being a gay man just sounds like the greatest party ive never been invited to. Being able to fuck pretty much whenever you want? As a man, generally youve got to play it cool. Youve got to put a leash on that animal. If we articulated all the disgusting, perverse, borderline psychotic fantasies we have to most women, they would start armed gangs in the community. The Pink Panthers. We only get as gross and awful as we think you'll let us be. If youre gay though- there's no such hindrance. Want someone to waterboard you with piss while shoving 2 whole bags on jumbo marshmallows into your gaped asshole? Oh...THATS ON THE MENU, BOI. Someone will oblige you.
So he has never even HEARD of a bath house. I tell him...its just this establishment where gay men come, and its like a spa...except there are very different massages and facials going on. "Its basically gay disneyland" I say. (I mightve been overselling it). I tell him theres just rooms, and men lay in there jerking off with the door open, and then if you like what you see, you just walk in and dock dicks or whatever. He is CONVINCED i am playing a mean homophobic prank on him- baiting him with visions of lithe, rock hard, naked men walking through clouds of hot steamy steam. So for the record- apparently just by living on the West Coast, im actually more gay by osmosis- than a man who actually has sex with other men.
Gets me thinking. If one- A VERY VERY STRAIGHT MAN- were to walk into one such establishment for a one time only beej...would that make them a gay? Would I...he...even make it in the door? Is there a secret handshake? Specially trained dogs to sniff your asshole as you enter, to check for semen? These are questions worth asking.
So I go online and google search "gay bath house, Milwaukee" (for the first time. I swear). And lo and behold....there is such an establishment almost WALKING distance from him. (With a 4 star Yelp review I might add). I call the place and ask their hours and membership costs, and tell him where it is. He says hes going to head there in a few minutes, and thanks me. I go on with my day, proud of the kind of gay ally ive grown to be.
Eventually a few days passed and I saw him online again. I ask how everything went. He tells me he walked in to the place, but didnt go through with it. "Nerves?" I ask. "Cold feet?". "No" he says. "The place was just kind of grungy looking and sketchy. The lobby had these big old dusty green curtains from the 1970s..."
So BASICALLY.....he went to a place that he knew smelled like windex and cum, expecting to get stuffed full of anonymous cock, and passed up on an orgy because the decor wasn't on point.
And that, my friends........................is the GAYEST possible ending to this story.****
I was pretty proud of this one. I think its actually ready for performing. Its had a few iterations. -
2019-11-06 at 4:04 PM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?
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2019-11-06 at 1:25 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentTrying to get back to sleep. Ugh.
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2019-11-06 at 3:34 AM UTC in Can we just dox Wariat and be done with it?
Originally posted by Greenspam This dude?
naked kids walking around in the background. Yandex search engine.
Oooooooooh. It makes so much sense now.
Maciej was JEALOUS. Those prime aged, fresh kids...all ripe for the picking and Raph was keeping them all to himself.
I understand the animosity now.
Its like a dude that has a brand new sports car in the driveway and never washes it and leaves fast food wrappers in it. -
2019-11-06 at 3:31 AM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVU
Originally posted by Sudo I never thought bradleyb was gay but then I heard his voice in tinychat and knew something was amiss.
Also when I was sucking his cock he wanted me to finger his ass too and that's a slippery slope
I thought the joke i wrote about him for my nonexistent stand-up routine was pretty fucking hilarious. -
2019-11-05 at 8:09 PM UTC in In love with someone who has decided to never talk to me again^^Thats hard to ignore
"I refuse to acknowledge your presence..."
*rapedick gets more softerr* :( -
2019-11-05 at 3:18 PM UTC in Americans were too sexist to elect Hilly, despite her being the most qualified candidate ever.Real reason bill lost all that weight is all the sweaty months he spent face down ass up with killary blimpton
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2019-11-05 at 3:02 PM UTC in Power Electronics
Originally posted by Bill Krozby holy fuck, you gaylords ruined my thread, I was trying to turn it into a thread about music I listen to you, get fucked peedy.. like seriously echo and bunnymen?
That thread already exists you fucking jedi
https://niggasin.space/thread/40126 -
2019-11-05 at 2:59 PM UTC in Where is wellhung?Ugh. Jesus fuck. Yeah id have to block too.
Sounds like my schizophrenic 52 year old stoner neighbor who texts me a 17 text string of nonsense in the middle of the night about him being a warlock and if Bob from the AA meeting wants to beat him up bc he showed up to a meeting with a bunch of meth around his nose, hes prolly going to uppercut Bobs skull out of his body and use it for a candle. -
2019-11-05 at 2:50 PM UTC in Where is wellhung?He probably already killed himself.
Between the motel discontinuing free continental breakfast and being banned, im not sure my man can take that kind of strain. -
2019-11-05 at 2:37 PM UTC in Americans were too sexist to elect Hilly, despite her being the most qualified candidate ever.
Originally posted by iam_asiam68 yeah, no way did hillbillary lose because 80% of the entire Black American Population chose not to vote and Bernie's voters jumped ship after Hillbillary was caught CHEATING BERNIE!!
so of course, none of that ^ could be part of why she lost!!
I voted Bernie in the primary and Trump later for this exact reason.
I still dont agree with Sanders on a ton of stuff, but at least hes lived his values, and there was real grassroots enthusiasm for his campaign as opposed to Clinton just tossing money at everything and swinging her dick around. -
2019-11-05 at 2:35 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-11-05 at 6:17 AM UTC in seattle was actually nuked wasn't itWashington and Oregon would be fucking kickass without all the liberal faggots.
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2019-11-05 at 6:09 AM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVU
Originally posted by HTS She looks pretty similar to me I guess. Like a better version of me in every regard. Ha.
Also: do I get a say in any of this scientific study stuff?
Depends on whether you held onto your male privilege card. Otherwise stfu.
What- getting fucked by a bunch of sweaty anonymous internet peen doesn't do it for you?
Reminds me of bradleybee. Lol. -
2019-11-05 at 5:06 AM UTC in HTS raped on latest SVULucy? Any thots?
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2019-11-05 at 3:45 AM UTC in Power Electronics
Originally posted by Bill Krozby well glad you're doing better.. that shit is bullshit.. i've taken it plenty of times before when I was younger and doing other stuff but it was really bad I felt like I was the newbie in training day when this girl gave it to me.. i've been sick the last couple days nothing crazy just felt like i had to a slight flu.. I've made the Bill Krozby thread I'll make it again because I've learnt some different bands. Austin actually has a whole lot of new indie rock bands that are coming up within the last year that are pretty good.
Yeah its like a punch to the head, and i was doing mgs of fent at the end of my run. Just fucks up my whole day.
You ever end up going to see the locust with that one chikkin? -
2019-11-05 at 3:29 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by DietPiano ..You mean the one that said he killed himself?
Gee. That was hard.
Ive read several medical examiners mention that the hyoid bone or whatever the thin bones are over your thyroid gland- is almost never broken in a hanging, and is most often seen in situation where someone was strangled or had their windpipe crushed. Having the bones in your spine broken from a "jump" off a 5 foot tall bunk is pretty sketch. I mean every single thing about that story is fucking sketchy. Theres every reason in the world to be skeptical. -
2019-11-05 at 3:09 AM UTC in [URGENT] I need to brick my surface, how?use one at the gas station. put it inside a lil pizza box or hot pockets box so they cant see what it is
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2019-11-05 at 3:07 AM UTC in Power Electronics
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2019-11-05 at 2:42 AM UTC in Power ElectronicsYeah im down to 33mg from 180. Thank fucking god. Does the trick tho.
Bill Krozby the kinda nigga to use his bandmates chapstick for lulz.
This is my 8000th request to post in the Bill Krozby music thread u fuck.
