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2019-11-17 at 8:28 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-11-17 at 7:44 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Rrr I slept from thursday night to now.because i poisoned myself with megadoses of loperamjde
Had somebwhacky dreams tho and scratched holes inro my skin
You're fucking up. Take it from a professional.
Having surgery on your perforated intestine from fecal impaction, and then having to go to rehab for Imodium addiction is going to be a humbling experience for you, Geoffrey. -
2019-11-17 at 6:36 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
Originally posted by Solstice Yes. When I was in school kids used to take one Vicodin and crush it into lines and split them with 2-3 people and act like they were high.
Vicodin and norco were the reason I never gave opiates a chance. I remember a friend brought like 50 or 60 of them to the bleachers during lunch and I washed down 5 of the 7.5s with a mickeys. Didn't feel a fucking thing and decided opiates were scrub shit and shit tier. Prolly for the best bc if I'd unleashed that beast in high school I wouldn't have graduated. -
2019-11-17 at 3:42 PM UTC in Emo Kids, before and after
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2019-11-17 at 3:33 PM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕
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2019-11-17 at 3:24 PM UTC in I have a date tonight
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2019-11-17 at 7:25 AM UTC in The R'tarded thread: The Shitfucking Edidtion 💩🖕I ate way too many kit kat bars bc I was bored and now I'm pissed
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2019-11-17 at 7 AM UTC in I have a date tonightwatching Bill Krozby pork trailer park princesses in night vision while a cat licks its butthole and I blare "Livin La Vida Loca" ad nauseum through Tinychat on his computer....is Must See Tv
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2019-11-17 at 6:51 AM UTC in I have a date tonightStop spittin game at my bird Bill Krozby imma make her tortelini n give her a foot rub n we're gonna be a Modern Family.
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2019-11-17 at 6:47 AM UTC in I have another date tomorrowI shouldve asked toni how many dates until shell let you engage in adult baby and diaper fetish play.
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2019-11-17 at 6:41 AM UTC in I have a date tonightI hadnt head the last part about mouth rape.
You're getting bill cosby'd dude. Id put that pudding pop on ice and install some cameras in your domicile so they can't pull the ol switcheroo on ya.
And then we can do NFL style play by plays of your dates
"THATS RIGHT SUDO! NOW IF YOU SLOW IT DOWN RIGHT HERE AT SIX MINUTES IN, YOURE GOING TO NOTICE MONKS SIDE STEP THE OTTOMAN AND SPIT DIRECTLY DOWN INTO HER ANUS."
"THATS A BOLD PLAY CASPER!"
"IT SURE IS SUDO. THE YOUNG BACHELOR FROM A-TOWN MIGHT ALMOST HAVE TOO MUCH SPICE ON THE SKILLET!!"
"AND RIGHT HERE YOU SEE TONIS REACTION AND SHE IS NOT HAVIN IT. MOUTH AGAPE, EYES NARROWED...THE WHOLE NINE"
"i THINK NINE IS A BIT GENEROUS, WOULDNT YOU SAY SUDO?"
*CHUCKLE* "CASPER YOU ARE.....YOU'RE A REAL SON OF A GUN, YOU KNOW THAT?" -
2019-11-17 at 6:21 AM UTC in I have another date tomorrow
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2019-11-17 at 6:17 AM UTC in Need some clay?Everquest is the visual manifestation of my depression.
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2019-11-17 at 6:15 AM UTC in I have another date tomorrowLemme text her first and make sure she's cool with that
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2019-11-17 at 6:14 AM UTC in I have a date tonightI am pretty intimidating. I ooze charisma.
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2019-11-17 at 5:03 AM UTC in I have a date tonight
Originally posted by Bill Krozby Heard.. girls actually like me. That's why I'm confused about this. Girls are fickle and I've had wavves of women that would be all over me. I even have a child and could of been married several times over. Thisales me think a lot less about women. I have depression the last year and yeah my place was thrashed but we were just listening to music. I even told her my place was messed up before going there after I bought her daughter muffins.
This Toni is a whore and was just seeing me to cheat on her husband she was literally hanging out with that day. She works for favor and lives with her mother. I told her she undercuts Austin businesses and I make more money than her
Fuck her. Casper you're my bromo but you fucked this up for me. She was literally licking my chest. I can't help that bimbos have bad experiences and are afraid of there own shadows.
I ASKED YOU IF YOU WANTED RECONNAISSANCE. Lol. It's a good thing she left or she woulda #metoo'd ur ass after the fact. Clearly she wasn't actually tryna pork she just wanted to feel wanted, and your animal magnetism had her in its snare just long enough to get a mouth full of chest hair but not enough to seal the deal. I told her if there wasn't a pile of laundry on the sofa, then you must've really been digging on her. I did my best. She's just not vibin. I bet if u offer to do some Casper shit like let her use your debit card and make her tortellinis and promise not to try to kiss her for 6 months, she'll be all over u broski. -
2019-11-17 at 4:57 AM UTC in People who are NOT cool cats list
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2019-11-17 at 2:09 AM UTC in I have a date tonightIm sorry Bill Krozby. Ur a good sport, mate.
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2019-11-17 at 2:09 AM UTC in I have a date tonight"I mean yeah the apartment and i kinda felt if i didnt leave he was gonna rape me soo..."
GOLD. ABSOLUTE GOLD. -
2019-11-17 at 2:05 AM UTC in I have a date tonightlol. K I spoke to her
