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  1. #21
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by 6011UM There are only two Toni's in Temple, Texas and I have both their numbers.

    Lies
  2. #22
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    I like your strategy, K-pop. Younger, sort of plain looking women with kids and self esteem issues and shit. That's what you call maximizing efficiency.
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  3. #23
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CASPER I like your strategy, K-pop. Younger, sort of plain looking women with kids and self esteem issues and shit. That's what you call maximizing efficiency.

    lol i was waiting for someone to pick up on the plainness of her, she actually reminds me of my daughters mom a real cocktress a real cock handler but vapid as fuck. I see all different guys of girls but I was eyeing this one plus she knows how to cook, she made fried pork chops last night and while I personally know how to cook those really well I rather have someone else do it for me. But yes I am going to have some hibiscus tea tonight at quacks , im sipping a couple brews right now but I'm going to let it be at that. I just took a nap and she asked for another picture of me and she told me she loves my smile.

    plus its almost cuffing season and after that is valentines day, sticky fingers and a dirty mind lets fall in love i'm going to make her moan a sunny sunday smile, If I hurt her I have no choice, its exciting I'm going to make her mine, she looks lovely.

  4. #24
    Originally posted by Grylls you always have to resort to insults, just another sign of a really bad person

    M8

    You have no friends
  5. #25
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol i was waiting for someone to pick up on the plainness of her, she actually reminds me of my daughters mom a real cocktress a real cock handler but vapid as fuck. I see all different guys of girls but I was eyeing this one plus she knows how to cook, she made fried pork chops last night and while I personally know how to cook those really well I rather have someone else do it for me. But yes I am going to have some hibiscus tea tonight at quacks , im sipping a couple brews right now but I'm going to let it be at that. I just took a nap and she asked for another picture of me and she told me she loves my smile.

    plus its almost cuffing season and after that is valentines day, sticky fingers and a dirty mind lets fall in love i'm going to make her moan a sunny sunday smile, If I hurt her I have no choice, its exciting I'm going to make her mine, she looks lovely.


    KPOP IS IS THE MOOD FOR L'AMOUR!!!!

    Give her fake info and impregnate her for lulz. Make sure you wear surgical gloves during the date. Tell her it's bc ur eccentric- not because you don't want her to get ur DNA from a pizza crust.

    Oh shit I just realized-

    Inb4 u give the herp to a 4 year old by proxy.

    How do you even broach that on a date? I mean it's not a huge deal but sores on my lips and junk would def make my life less enjoyable.
  6. #26
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CASPER KPOP IS IS THE MOOD FOR L'AMOUR!!!!

    Give her fake info and impregnate her for lulz. Make sure you wear surgical gloves during the date. Tell her it's bc ur eccentric- not because you don't want her to get ur DNA from a pizza crust.

    Oh shit I just realized-

    Inb4 u give the herp to a 4 year old by proxy.

    How do you even broach that on a date? I mean it's not a huge deal but sores on my lips and junk would def make my life less enjoyable.
  7. #27
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Lol wow you asked if she's on birth control before the first date

    classy as always
  8. #28
    Erekshun Naturally Camouflaged
    Did you raid the tip jar to finance this date?
  9. #29
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Getting hair conditioner on your dick in the shower feels remarkably like fucking a chick with a yeast infection. That is all.
  10. #30
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    So you can only transmit when you've got sores?
  11. #31
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by CASPER Getting hair conditioner on your dick in the shower feels remarkably like fucking a chick with a yeast infection. That is all.

    three cheese yeast infection
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby i dont broach any on me, if i do its once a year and just one if im doing hard drugs which im not anymore. Plus I'm sure she already knows I'm eccentric.

    Plus I cant impregnate her I asked her this morning if she's on birth control and she said she is but might not have sex with me on the first date and I told her I was just trying to be responsible incase things went that route.

    Lmao, might not have sex on the first date

    We all know what MIGHT happen
  13. #33
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by 6011UM Lol wow you asked if she's on birth control before the first date

    classy as always

    yeah its a good tactic, its called having balls something you dont have
  14. #34
    Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
    OP, best of luck on your date.

    Too much negativity around here. Enjoy yourself and allow your naturally upbeat attitude to shine through.
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  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Erekshun Did you raid the tip jar to finance this date?

    i work at at asti and I get 100 dollars for for working three hours so I'm not raiding anyones pockets, plus I'm not going to pay for anything of her unless i actually have too until I know her beter
  16. #36
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country OP, best of luck on your date.

    thx bromo i don't need luck though
  17. #37
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby yeah its a good tactic, its called having balls something you dont have

    Not really, it just makes you look like scum who is only thinking about sex. Which, you are. It's why your relationships never get anywhere.
  18. #38
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by CASPER So you can only transmit when you've got sores?

    no ive had sex with a lot of girls and let them know herpes is a very misunderstood disease.
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  19. #39
    6011UM Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby no ive had sex with a lot of girls and let them know herpes is a very misunderstood disease.

  20. #40
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by 6011UM Not really, it just makes you look like scum who is only thinking about sex. Which, you are. It's why your relationships never get anywhere.

    girls like sex too, im just being upfront and grabbing them by their brains before their pussy, dare to take the red pill lil queermo? all of my relationships started off with having sex immediately, thats how my daughter was born. like if the feeling is right you just do it and go from there.
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