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I have a date tonight
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2019-11-15 at 8:58 PM UTC
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2019-11-15 at 9:11 PM UTCI like your strategy, K-pop. Younger, sort of plain looking women with kids and self esteem issues and shit. That's what you call maximizing efficiency.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-15 at 9:32 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER I like your strategy, K-pop. Younger, sort of plain looking women with kids and self esteem issues and shit. That's what you call maximizing efficiency.
lol i was waiting for someone to pick up on the plainness of her, she actually reminds me of my daughters mom a real cocktress a real cock handler but vapid as fuck. I see all different guys of girls but I was eyeing this one plus she knows how to cook, she made fried pork chops last night and while I personally know how to cook those really well I rather have someone else do it for me. But yes I am going to have some hibiscus tea tonight at quacks , im sipping a couple brews right now but I'm going to let it be at that. I just took a nap and she asked for another picture of me and she told me she loves my smile.
plus its almost cuffing season and after that is valentines day, sticky fingers and a dirty mind lets fall in love i'm going to make her moan a sunny sunday smile, If I hurt her I have no choice, its exciting I'm going to make her mine, she looks lovely.
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2019-11-15 at 9:42 PM UTC
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2019-11-15 at 10:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol i was waiting for someone to pick up on the plainness of her, she actually reminds me of my daughters mom a real cocktress a real cock handler but vapid as fuck. I see all different guys of girls but I was eyeing this one plus she knows how to cook, she made fried pork chops last night and while I personally know how to cook those really well I rather have someone else do it for me. But yes I am going to have some hibiscus tea tonight at quacks , im sipping a couple brews right now but I'm going to let it be at that. I just took a nap and she asked for another picture of me and she told me she loves my smile.
plus its almost cuffing season and after that is valentines day, sticky fingers and a dirty mind lets fall in love i'm going to make her moan a sunny sunday smile, If I hurt her I have no choice, its exciting I'm going to make her mine, she looks lovely.
KPOP IS IS THE MOOD FOR L'AMOUR!!!!
Give her fake info and impregnate her for lulz. Make sure you wear surgical gloves during the date. Tell her it's bc ur eccentric- not because you don't want her to get ur DNA from a pizza crust.
Oh shit I just realized-
Inb4 u give the herp to a 4 year old by proxy.
How do you even broach that on a date? I mean it's not a huge deal but sores on my lips and junk would def make my life less enjoyable. -
2019-11-15 at 10:17 PM UTC
Originally posted by CASPER KPOP IS IS THE MOOD FOR L'AMOUR!!!!
Give her fake info and impregnate her for lulz. Make sure you wear surgical gloves during the date. Tell her it's bc ur eccentric- not because you don't want her to get ur DNA from a pizza crust.
Oh shit I just realized-
Inb4 u give the herp to a 4 year old by proxy.
How do you even broach that on a date? I mean it's not a huge deal but sores on my lips and junk would def make my life less enjoyable. -
2019-11-15 at 10:20 PM UTCLol wow you asked if she's on birth control before the first date
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2019-11-15 at 10:20 PM UTCDid you raid the tip jar to finance this date?
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2019-11-15 at 10:34 PM UTCGetting hair conditioner on your dick in the shower feels remarkably like fucking a chick with a yeast infection. That is all.
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2019-11-15 at 10:35 PM UTCSo you can only transmit when you've got sores?
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2019-11-15 at 10:40 PM UTC
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2019-11-15 at 10:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bill Krozby i dont broach any on me, if i do its once a year and just one if im doing hard drugs which im not anymore. Plus I'm sure she already knows I'm eccentric.
Plus I cant impregnate her I asked her this morning if she's on birth control and she said she is but might not have sex with me on the first date and I told her I was just trying to be responsible incase things went that route.
Lmao, might not have sex on the first date
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2019-11-15 at 10:43 PM UTC
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2019-11-15 at 10:44 PM UTCOP, best of luck on your date.
Too much negativity around here. Enjoy yourself and allow your naturally upbeat attitude to shine through.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2019-11-15 at 10:45 PM UTC
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2019-11-15 at 10:45 PM UTC
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2019-11-15 at 10:46 PM UTC
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2019-11-15 at 10:46 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2019-11-15 at 10:46 PM UTC
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2019-11-15 at 10:48 PM UTC
Originally posted by 6011UM Not really, it just makes you look like scum who is only thinking about sex. Which, you are. It's why your relationships never get anywhere.
girls like sex too, im just being upfront and grabbing them by their brains before their pussy, dare to take the red pill lil queermo? all of my relationships started off with having sex immediately, thats how my daughter was born. like if the feeling is right you just do it and go from there.
