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2020-04-08 at 2:26 PM UTC in Nice ass threaditd be amazing if it was
daryl makes me feel less socially awkward purely by virtue of the fact that i dont do that stuff. -
2020-04-08 at 2:23 PM UTC in My BluGangFollowing in Matthew's sainted footsteps, I befriended a group of blue Jays. I've been feeding them my pizza crusts n apple pieces n walnuts for a few weeks now bc it's kinda nice n quiet outside and sitting in the breeze is as close to meditation as I'm likely to get.
Anyway one of the blue Jays got a bit perturbed last week that I hadn't been out to promptly feed them, and came in the kitchen to jack cat kibble. I didnt want her to get eaten by my cat so I chased her out.Followed her outside to scold her, and watched as she hopped into one of our trees. The one plus about being tall is you get to see stuff so I saw a thing and stuck my phone camera in between the leaves
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2020-04-08 at 2:16 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment6am shitposting at the methadone clinic.
Sounds like an indie song/album
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2020-04-08 at 12:20 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentYeah i didnt get back to bed.
I did however get stoned,eat a box of almond cookies and read about the historical and cultural origins of asian obsession with tentacles as a proxy forthe phallus.
time well spent im sure. -
2020-04-08 at 11:50 AM UTC in Yes psychos, all the ¡Science! shows masks do help stop viruses
Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Hate to beat a dead horse, but whack whack
https://assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/uploads/system/uploads/attachment_data/file/316198/Masks_and_Respirators_Science_Review.pdf
It sounds like theyre saying theres very little conclusive evidence that masks/respirators do much to prevent flu infection? -
2020-04-08 at 11:08 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!
Originally posted by OMGPLZUNBAN I got an oldie but a goodie:
I was working at some fast food place at the time. Hanging out at the local ghetto spot, a guy comes over and starts drinking with us. This was at B** street. So we're hanging out with my buddies mom. This guy is showing us scars from when he got into a machete fight. They were gnarly. We get good and liquored up and my close buddy convinces me that we should go to where this dude lives. He assures me I'll be back in time to make it to work.
So we load up into his shitty truck. There's a bunch of trash in the back. As we're driving down the highway, the hood pops up and it takes a second before the guy pulls over. I offer my shootlace to tie it down. Problem solved
We're driving farther and farther out of town when he pulls over. Apparently the plan was to just dump all of the trash on the side of the highway. I'm already in this far so I help try to get the trash out as fast as possible. When a truck pulls behind us. So we jump back in the truck and go speeding away. The other guy is following us so my driver is speeding like a nut. Probably a bit tweaked out. I'm sitting bitch, no seat belt, looking behind us watching the guy following. We were going through twists and turns through the hills and we were looking for a place to lose him. So we'd go around a turn, see a turn off and I'd say, "Nope. He still see's us." Until finally, the guy is far enough behind us we take an off road, jump out of the truck and hide in the forest.
The guy never found us but us three had scattered. I covered myself up under some ferns. I was the first one to come out after a while. I yell for my buddy and he comes out. We yell for the driver and nothing. We waited a long while before deciding that we had to walk. So I untie my shoelace holding the hood and we get to stepping. I remember we also unloaded the rest of the trash into the woods. I told my buddy we'd probably have to sleep in the woods, kill the rest of the bottle in my back pack and we'd be home in two days.
It was a long walk. One we weren't going to make in one day. Some nice guys picked us up and drove us closer and we walked to the nearest town to our home. We're asking people if they'd give us a ride. One cholo dude asked us what was in it for him we were broke and he told us to fuck off. So we start walking again. We had been walking so long that we were both irritable. We got pissed at each other and I was walking 50 feet in front of him. I was just counting the eucalyptus trees. Hours later I slowed down and we were walking together again. I asked him, "You still pissed?" He said 'Yeah.' I respopnded, "Yeah. Me too."
We finally found a phone when we were close enough that the dude I was with called a buddy that had a car and he picked us up and we finally made it home.
A while later my buddy said we were going to be out there for two weeks. Dude! What the fuck?! I would've lost my job! Why?! He just said he thought it was funny. A long while later we met the guy who was driving the truck full of trash. We asked him where he hid. He said he heard us but just didn't come out. He also told us he didn't realize I had taken my shoelace holding the hood down so when he came out and started driving the hood flew up again.
Bro u had me at "machete fight" -
2020-04-08 at 11:04 AM UTC in The longest thread on the internet! Free custom LOLcats inside! Ask within!Fucking genius
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2020-04-08 at 10:57 AM UTC in Nice ass threadI love that NiS now has faction warfare.
Good add Lanny.
Its such an INTRICATE MYTHOLOGY
If Malice was here hed no doubt use his autism to create a branching chart of affiliations and alliances. -
2020-04-08 at 10:42 AM UTC in Nice ass threadThen again WHO DOESNT LIKE A WELL HUNG WOMAN?
Im stoned. -
2020-04-08 at 10:41 AM UTC in Nice ass threadLol. You guys make it sound like DTE is the WellHung of women.
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2020-04-08 at 10:14 AM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2020-04-08 at 9:56 AM UTC in Nice ass threadI did think the pic looked a few years old and from a weird angle but if it was even 40% of the ass in that pic id still jump off a diving board into it.
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2020-04-08 at 9:28 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentvaping .28 marijuanas to try to get back to sleep'
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2020-04-08 at 9:20 AM UTC in Random Thoughts
Originally posted by frala Oh my God.
First of all I’m gay not Phil Collins.
GET OUTTA MY FUCKIN THREAD PHIL COLLINS I TOLD YOU ID MAKE YOU EAT CROW NEXT I SEENT U
oh nvm its just frala
OR IS IT YOU PHIL YOU FUCKING SNAKE PRETENDING TO BE FRALA PRETENDING TO BE PHIL BENTDICK COLLINS?
I WAANT MY MONEY PHIL -
2020-04-08 at 1:01 AM UTC in Nice ass thread
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2020-04-07 at 11:47 AM UTC in Nice ass thread
Originally posted by POLECAT we as dhr's are here in a three click group. the three clicks that came here to nis will NEVER get along, we are so much smaller than the ckicks that were dh on dh that we have a moral obligation to fude to the death,, even if its bored to death
Dam u niggas like the US Government but you talk less shit -
2020-04-07 at 11:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-04-07 at 10:46 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?god this woman is gorgeous in like every possible way. makes me want to find jesus, mow the lawn and coach little league.
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2020-04-07 at 10:43 AM UTC in Nice ass threadSilly question but dont you guys get tired of this?
Like I'm a gigantic asshole and enjoy fucking with people but even I get bored emasculating wariat. And hes a weird toe-person pedophile so hes totally asking for it. -
2020-04-07 at 10:06 AM UTC in Random Thoughts*vapes*
