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2020-04-10 at 5:29 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2020-04-10 at 5:25 PM UTC in My BluGang
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2020-04-10 at 6:08 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editioni didnt think fleshlights were that long. i feel like id have to duct tape a dildo to the end of my dick to have any chance of that working,
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2020-04-10 at 6:05 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by mmQ Lol think so? I've been video chatting for 6 years and I've seen literally 2 dicks . Bradley's and panthraxes
Fubi. Semiazas. §m£ÂgØL. Bill Krozby. Zenith. 4J. Red. Ive even whipped it out on 2 rare occasions,
I drew a face on it with a sharpie marker and put a little paper hat on it.
I MEANT A HUGE PAPER HAT -
2020-04-10 at 6 AM UTC in Nice ass thread
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Eh you just gotta find a woman who is equally desperate.
They're usually ugly tho
yeah anyone i matched with on tinder was pretty ugly but i swiped right because i felt bad and they were probably really sweet. Thusly i havent been laid since i could do a pull up. -
2020-04-10 at 5:58 AM UTC in My BluGang
Originally posted by MexicanMasterRace Related bird story:
When I was a kid my abuelita came to visit once. We were out in the garden watering the plants and playing when we found an unmoving bird perched on one of the lawn chairs, so I called my grandma over to come look at it.
"Mira el pajarito, que bonito" and then she just PICKED IT UP. It sat there sitting in her hands for a bit before flying off.
I don't even remember what kind of bird it was but that was some cool shit. I haven't seen anyone pick up a wild bird before or since.
Generally they only let you pick them up if theyre sick. Bird flu v1.0 maybe -
2020-04-10 at 5:56 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-04-10 at 3:43 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionPossibly. Rizzo showed it to me a couple years ago. Ive never found somethingso spot-on with my cynical fucked up sense of humor. I really shouldve got into comedy. My shitty mental health and rampant drug abuse wouldve just been par for the course.
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2020-04-10 at 3:39 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionThis is the only thing thats made me smile or laugh in like 2 weeks
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2020-04-10 at 3:37 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2020-04-10 at 3:32 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editioni never watched the shield. The main guy seemed too muchlike an actor. aybe ill give it another watch
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2020-04-10 at 3:25 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentpost culo cappucino chica
I had a weed gas mask in high school. Kept it in the trunk of my homies matte black volkswagon bug. All it was was an excellent way to pass out and puke from lack of oxygen. We had “3 minute to win it” where you had to wear the thing for 180 sec while someone continuously toasted the bowl. It was awful. lol. Very White people shit. -
2020-04-10 at 1:29 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentPost tiddy mocha shorty
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2020-04-10 at 1:27 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionWhy the animosity with mash? Hes a gentle soul. I was only mad at him when he was schizoposting and when i was mean to him i did it with love just bc i thought he was getting high and not taking his meds.
Mash will always be OG tho. God knows if i hadnt started doing meth at 16, id still be a virgin too lol. -
2020-04-09 at 8:15 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by mmQ Tell Rick I say hi. When I lived in florida I used to drink a 30 of keystones every night. I'd sit at the end my dock and drop my phone so many times but it somehow never fell through the dock cracks into the lake.
I didntknow you lived in FL. Sounds nice.
How did youmake your way to ND? -
2020-04-09 at 8:13 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionIll buy mash a hooker i sware to gawd
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2020-04-09 at 7:28 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus editionlol, i found it
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2020-04-09 at 7:07 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by Fox Lmao I’ve never seen that ad in my entire porn watching career. Wait a sec aren’t ads personalized to your browsing history
I dont think they are. Bc i always see either Lois from Family Guy or Marge Simpson getting fucked, the one with “horny milfs in your area”, etc. A lot of times theres like a CGI style one wih a gigantic warcraft lookin dude splitting a tiny girl open with his ogre cock. lol
granted did search whether putting my testosterone cream on my dick would make it bigger, but it turns out that only works with micropenis. Still doing it though bc fuck it. -
2020-04-09 at 6:56 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..woke up out of a sound sleep from the pain in my leg/backimmediately ate a handful of pills and squirmed around for an hour until they kicked in. Not wild about this new routine.
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2020-04-09 at 8:04 AM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
