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2020-09-13 at 8 PM UTC in Are you an organ donor?
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................................................................ (banned) downtown beirut concurs.
Did you see the video that was taken from the boat? I would have loved to be in that boat. -
2020-09-13 at 7:58 PM UTC in Cute traps thread
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................................................................ (banned) when i was into that shit i would just make my own.
funny story:
once upon a time, someone who isnt me and whos name i never knew was stationed at some rinky-dink BFE military base in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do on the fourth of july. he happened have have access to a few random items that when combined would make purty fireworks and bang-bang noises. one of the things made was smoke dischargers and the other were 'firecrackers' made from 1/2" soft annealed brass tubing (so no major fragments…but a lot more containment than tight paper/cardboard) that was crimped on both ends with embedded cannon fuse.
well. after about 30 minutes of loud bangs and thick smoke clouds that were literally about half the size of a football field the base police (called 'shore patrol' in the navy) showed up. unfortunately for them they decided to walk right past where one of the brass-cased 'firecrackers' had been lit with one of the very long duration time delay fuses. it happened to be a vestibule that was chosen because of the desirable audio quality and echo.
ill leave the remainder of that picture to be painted by the reader…but there were no coroners reports required that day.
no autopsy…no foul.
Fine red mist is a fan-favorite effect. -
2020-09-13 at 7:46 PM UTC in What fucking use would you be during the xxombie apocalypse?
Originally posted by CASPER Electronics repair
Growing food
First aid training
Firearms
Ammunition reloading
Camping
Fishing
Ummmmm…. i removed a rusty razor blade from my own foot once. So….
Surgery
Substance Abuse councillor
Crisis mediation specialist
And im very slow and out of shape so camouflage is my special trait
First aid and agricultural knowledge are actually very useful in the apocalypse. You'll be the medic and a generalist, generally. Unless you have to do a specific task, like grow food, then you become a farmer.
That made me think of this and i don't know why.
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2020-09-13 at 7:37 PM UTC in Are you an organ donor?
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2020-09-13 at 6:19 PM UTC in Cute traps thread
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer........................................................................... (banned) whatever the lingo is…they were called mortars and if they werent in the actual tube, facing 'up'…they exploded on the ground with essentially no altitude, then shortly afterwards the payload would explode. personally, i preferred the ground-explosions of the largest 'maximum allowed by law' payloads.
ive launched literally thousands of those things in every possible configuration…including upside down, sideways, underwater, and inside buildings.
Yeah. Also 'Maximum Allowed by Law' shell here is 1 inch, which is why i always import my fireworks from the former Warsaw Pact countries come New Years. -
2020-09-13 at 6:14 PM UTC in Another person catches COVID-19 and realizes the gravity of this virus
Originally posted by G He fucks a sketchy russian bitch & eats foul shit often he's for sure compromised. Jet-setting the globe, slums included may be good for YT content but not for vitality, he's a textbook candidate for pestilence. Walking the vilest canals in India then going getting his hair cut by a dirty ass barber complete w/ the pore deep scalp massage ?! He probably got the full undiluted super strain of the disease, no average human is going to be exposed to it that often or in those conditions.
If you think ole Benji boy hasn't been tampered with I'm not sure what to tell you lol he definitely has sugar in his tank.
I know it's no simp september but she's called Alina and is actually Belarusian. She's a massive fucking flirt with all the other people around her always though, even if they have no chance. She's the type of girl that's smart enough to know they're pretty and make use of it.
Now that i think of it, pretty sketchy indeed. -
2020-09-13 at 6:06 PM UTC in Cute traps thread
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer........................................................................... (banned) the ones we used are the spherical-ish spheres of payload with an attached base like a toilet paper holder filled with the propellant. the fuse is lit…the propellant goes 'bang'…shoots out of the tube a hundred or so feet into the air…then goes 'bang' with purty colors.
not mortars that the military uses as indirect-fire weapons.
It's called mortars and shells in fireworks lingo as well as far as i'm aware. No Howitzers required. The attached base is called the cup, you fill it with the charge required to lift the main payload, which is usually black powder based, with balls, or stars as they say. You put in flash powder for the Titanium Salute effect. They come usually round shaped but can be a canister. Especially the ones that are heavy on the effects, like multi-burst, that's just a fancy way of saying cluster boom firework. -
2020-09-13 at 5:54 PM UTC in What fucking use would you be during the xxombie apocalypse?
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2020-09-13 at 5:46 PM UTC in Are you an organ donor?Bump, tell me about your organs. No homo.
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2020-09-13 at 5:38 PM UTC in Tech/IT is full of lefty faggots
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2020-09-13 at 5:28 PM UTC in People who feel the need to name their child porn
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2020-09-13 at 5:15 PM UTC in What fucking use would you be during the xxombie apocalypse?Also, a couple of us niggas should play Among Us. That might be fun. Get your VPN's and proxychains out though it's peer to peer.
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2020-09-13 at 5:14 PM UTC in What fucking use would you be during the xxombie apocalypse?
Originally posted by Sudo I know a lil bit of a few trades but more importantly I act like I know so people wont try to kill me. I also have numerous weapons and know agricultural skillz as well. I guess I would be of the most use to my family unit. I basically know a little bit about a ton of things but can act like I know a ton. I'll be alright
Fake it till you make it is a valid strategy. -
2020-09-13 at 5:11 PM UTC in The Pros and Cons of Being an Internet Drug Dealer
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2020-09-13 at 5:08 PM UTC in Heroic drunks get sloshed, leave driving to Tesla
Originally posted by netstat self driving cars will only be reasonably safe once all cars on the road drive themselves
I have no faith that we'll ever develop AI that can respond adequately to spontaneous erratic irrational human judgement and behaviour
I don't think any thought, irrational or not, is entirely spontaneous. There's a process to it and if you know the rules of the process you can predict it. -
2020-09-13 at 3:18 PM UTC in I earn 250% gross income now than in 2014 when I started my career
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2020-09-13 at 2:55 PM UTC in What fucking use would you be during the xxombie apocalypse?
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2020-09-13 at 2:51 PM UTC in What fucking use would you be during the xxombie apocalypse?
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2020-09-13 at 2:49 PM UTC in Heroic drunks get sloshed, leave driving to TeslaTesla, manual control.
Shut up Sophie you're drunk i'll take you home.
TESLA! SECURITY OVERRIDE!
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2020-09-13 at 2:45 PM UTC in What fucking use would you be during the xxombie apocalypse?Lmao. We'd all be dead already. You guys can't be team players for shit.
