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  1. #41
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer......................................................................... (banned) a lit fuse. it was a battery casing, covered with epoxy, and filled with the filler from a few dissected medium-sized mortar shells. it was just sitting on the table and apparently that one had an excess of epoxy sealing it because all the other ones just made a loud 'boom'…this one flat out exploded with a bang.

    Oh, it was meant to be star mine. I get it.
  2. #42
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer.......................................................................... (banned) it wasnt meant to be anything. is was just a bunch of little kids playing with 'splosives and things that go 'bang.'

    Mortars that go pew and splode their guts without actually hurling a shell into the sky are called star mines in firework terminology.
  3. #43
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer......................................................................... (banned) because youre a BDA expert.

    are you.
  4. #44
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Originally posted by Grylls




    Is this what is called a "booby" trap?
  5. #45
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by stl1 Is this what is called a "booby" trap?

    Naw it’s a cute trap
  6. #46
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer........................................................................... (banned) the ones we used are the spherical-ish spheres of payload with an attached base like a toilet paper holder filled with the propellant. the fuse is lit…the propellant goes 'bang'…shoots out of the tube a hundred or so feet into the air…then goes 'bang' with purty colors.

    not mortars that the military uses as indirect-fire weapons.

    It's called mortars and shells in fireworks lingo as well as far as i'm aware. No Howitzers required. The attached base is called the cup, you fill it with the charge required to lift the main payload, which is usually black powder based, with balls, or stars as they say. You put in flash powder for the Titanium Salute effect. They come usually round shaped but can be a canister. Especially the ones that are heavy on the effects, like multi-burst, that's just a fancy way of saying cluster boom firework.
  7. #47
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer........................................................................... (banned) whatever the lingo is…they were called mortars and if they werent in the actual tube, facing 'up'…they exploded on the ground with essentially no altitude, then shortly afterwards the payload would explode. personally, i preferred the ground-explosions of the largest 'maximum allowed by law' payloads.

    ive launched literally thousands of those things in every possible configuration…including upside down, sideways, underwater, and inside buildings.

    Yeah. Also 'Maximum Allowed by Law' shell here is 1 inch, which is why i always import my fireworks from the former Warsaw Pact countries come New Years.
  8. #48
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer............................................................................ (banned) when i was into that shit i would just make my own.

    funny story:

    once upon a time, someone who isnt me and whos name i never knew was stationed at some rinky-dink BFE military base in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do on the fourth of july. he happened have have access to a few random items that when combined would make purty fireworks and bang-bang noises. one of the things made was smoke dischargers and the other were 'firecrackers' made from 1/2" soft annealed brass tubing (so no major fragments…but a lot more containment than tight paper/cardboard) that was crimped on both ends with embedded cannon fuse.

    well. after about 30 minutes of loud bangs and thick smoke clouds that were literally about half the size of a football field the base police (called 'shore patrol' in the navy) showed up. unfortunately for them they decided to walk right past where one of the brass-cased 'firecrackers' had been lit with one of the very long duration time delay fuses. it happened to be a vestibule that was chosen because of the desirable audio quality and echo.

    ill leave the remainder of that picture to be painted by the reader…but there were no coroners reports required that day.

    no autopsy…no foul.

    Fine red mist is a fan-favorite effect.
  9. #49
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer........................................................................... (banned) 'we' as in the other little kids. legal or illegal was irrelevant and instructions came from books written before the leftist commie-pinko kikes created the MINITRU and ruined freedom and the ability to think for ones self.

    i think i still have some of the books that are about two inches thick that list the exact formulas and steps for making high expolosives…being written for employees of manufacturing plants.

    you must be a real special kid to be able to read that much at 10.

    do the society a favor, scan the book and upload it to google books or archive.is or here.

    most of us would appreciate it very much.
  10. #50
    o ja lanny, stop deleting finnys post, people are having conversations here.

    dont be roode.
  11. #51
    Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny o ja lanny, stop deleting finnys post, people are having conversations here.

    dont be roode.

    Shutaup or I'll delete your posts, you don't know lanny made me a mod?
  12. #52
    Originally posted by Grylls Shutaup or I'll delete your posts, you don't know lanny made me a mod?

    a moded genital.
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