dude i heard u can get 180$ for each penguin u catch and the best part is there'es tons of them apparently so i'mma be taking my friends old kayak to this island or some shit a lil south of here and i'mma get me like 40-50 penguins with them and we're gonna come back here and make penguin soup, penguin pets, penguin hats, bro we're gonna be penged out.
o ya and 911 showed up and told him to stop calling 911 for nothing or he's gonna be given a ticket (That his roommate will have to pay, I mentioned this to the police) and they told us both to go to sleep.
Hot Food, I made for myself. = Abuse
Turn on the light while you're sleeping to find his lighter = abuse
Make fun of him for calling 911 for spicy food and a light being on in the kitchen = abuse
lol, now he wants me to buy him stuff when I get money on the first LOL, I think I should show him what real abuse is lol but i won't.
I turned on the kitchen light when he had the bedroom door open. He said I'm abusive. Can you believe at 4am I just laughed and told him to go fuck himself? I was makinv bacon and eggs, like u fry 3 slices of bacon and fry the eggs in the bacon grease. I think I made toast too. And he was just straight bitching at me. So then more later, I kinda made it worse because he had my lighter in the bedroom, so I turned on the bedroom light.
He comes out and eats all the bacon and half the eggs...
Goes back to sleep, takes my lighter with him. I turn on the light, he begins yelling how I'm an evil abuser. I'm like what did i do? I turned on a light, grabbed the lighter and turned off the light.
abuse
So then his friend comes over and says "xxxxxxx, This isn't abuse bro why did you call me?"
"It's abuse!"
"No it isn't, I'm going home."
LOL
So I then made more bacon and eggs, again he wakes up as the shits cooling and eats it, but this time (He has ulcers) I put so much spicey spices into this shit and said "Moy Caliente" he said he knows
then that's abuse too.
So he tried calling his family members saying I'm abusing him because I turn on the lights so I can find a lighter LOL and that I gave him food that was too spicey (He didn't eat any of it and I ate all of it) and they're like
"So he turns on the light at night to find something and then made food that's too spicey so he's just repeatedly abusing you?"
ethnocentric racist schemas is how I would properly define it, it says I spelled schema wrong and maybe I did, but it's the viewpoint you have of the world because of who you are.
I thought yeah they all look like a bunch of motherfucking mexicans lol but they're not they're form another shithole, very poor, very important, very beautiful, not mexico or peurto rico or "somewhere over there."
but really they're a bunch of mexicans not from over here, from over there.
they like "i'm not mexican I"m bahamian, i'm peurto rican, i'm cuban," i'm like yall talk the same, look the same, act the same, sweat the same, live the same, yall a bunch of mexicans.
This belief is frowned upon in the #1 city of Cuban immigrants lol
when they get offended I tell them "Did you know I'm actually German? American but my family is from Germany."
'no'
"Well me neither cuz i'm fucking white broski get over it."
o ya you're supposed to differentiate everyone from what island they come from or how they talk and shit and I just think they're all a bunch of mexicans but I learned now to not say this directly to their face while looking them in the eyes
(it's the truth)
they get really offended and i'm like okay island mexico is the same shit, that's like saying i'm not american i'm from wisconsin, do that really make sense?
I got a bunch of other Jim Crowe ideas that are gonna get me shot or just dripipng in black pussy or maybe some weirdo twink i make clean daily naked, we will find out@~!~!~!~!~
I wanna be this white guy from the American Deep South, Clifton Hicks, who plays some nigger instrument and sings to them about how they slept under pine trees last night and how she shivered when the cold winds blew.
Be like yo lady you wanna come kick it I got newports I can get us some rock, you ever try meth? You drink malt liquor? Wanna try one?
Haha
and sing them this little song about negros on my old fashioned banjos and tell them to get in the car so I can fall in love with them.
Folks I found out the word nigger if you're talking in spanish to a bunch of mexicans from cuba they really understand where you're coming from. I didn't understand black hatred ran so deep in the carribean, now my roommate darker so they won't say it infront of him (Because they say he's a nigger Spaniard (That's how it translates except they use the words Spania y Niggor) which I figure means a black guy that speaks spanish. Kinda insulting but let's go on
So I noticed a lot of gay men want to be submissve and fucked in the ass. I can do the latter if I find them physical fit, not old as shit, gay, and kinda feminine/submissive. Bro I go on Xtube and there's these white guys fucking black dudes calling them nigger and making them eat ass and shit and I"m like what the fuck!
So reading wellhungs posts has made me consider
why don't i have a negro sex slave guy who wants to be submissive to his white master?
Seems kinda fun, I won't ever call him a nigger tho. "Black Guy" hurts hard enough I imagine.
discuss, any advice, how do you procure your submissive twink negro males in major cities, etc?
If he says he's not interested I think I might keep looking, this seems like something I'd have a lot of fun remembering when I'm old and can't enslave homosexual black twinks in Miami at the beach.
do you offer a 50% off blacks coupon for Labor Day? I offer malt liquor, and I fry mean fried chicken so your niggers will come back several times stuffed.
Originally posted by WALUIGI TACO STAND IS A REAL GAME
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