2023-08-31 at 7:20 PM UTC
Folks, I am guilty.
I turned on the kitchen light when he had the bedroom door open. He said I'm abusive. Can you believe at 4am I just laughed and told him to go fuck himself? I was makinv bacon and eggs, like u fry 3 slices of bacon and fry the eggs in the bacon grease. I think I made toast too. And he was just straight bitching at me. So then more later, I kinda made it worse because he had my lighter in the bedroom, so I turned on the bedroom light.
He comes out and eats all the bacon and half the eggs...
Goes back to sleep, takes my lighter with him. I turn on the light, he begins yelling how I'm an evil abuser. I'm like what did i do? I turned on a light, grabbed the lighter and turned off the light.
abuse
So then his friend comes over and says "xxxxxxx, This isn't abuse bro why did you call me?"
"It's abuse!"
"No it isn't, I'm going home."
LOL
So I then made more bacon and eggs, again he wakes up as the shits cooling and eats it, but this time (He has ulcers) I put so much spicey spices into this shit and said "Moy Caliente" he said he knows
then that's abuse too.
So he tried calling his family members saying I'm abusing him because I turn on the lights so I can find a lighter LOL and that I gave him food that was too spicey (He didn't eat any of it and I ate all of it) and they're like
"So he turns on the light at night to find something and then made food that's too spicey so he's just repeatedly abusing you?"
"yes."
and then they stop responding LOL
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2023-08-31 at 7:22 PM UTC
o ya and 911 showed up and told him to stop calling 911 for nothing or he's gonna be given a ticket (That his roommate will have to pay, I mentioned this to the police) and they told us both to go to sleep.
Hot Food, I made for myself. = Abuse
Turn on the light while you're sleeping to find his lighter = abuse
Make fun of him for calling 911 for spicy food and a light being on in the kitchen = abuse
lol, now he wants me to buy him stuff when I get money on the first LOL, I think I should show him what real abuse is lol but i won't.
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2023-08-31 at 7:24 PM UTC
totse2118
Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
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2023-08-31 at 8:02 PM UTC
I want to see this play out on Judge Judy or Joe Brown
2023-09-01 at 12:04 AM UTC
Wait so are you just fully gay now?
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2023-09-01 at 12:06 AM UTC
Also why are you calling him your “roommate” this dude is clearly your boyfriend
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2023-09-01 at 4:11 AM UTC
aldra
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make him your battered wife
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2023-09-01 at 5:20 AM UTC
perves of a dis-order,
perches together.
2023-09-01 at 5:44 AM UTC
dude i heard u can get 180$ for each penguin u catch and the best part is there'es tons of them apparently so i'mma be taking my friends old kayak to this island or some shit a lil south of here and i'mma get me like 40-50 penguins with them and we're gonna come back here and make penguin soup, penguin pets, penguin hats, bro we're gonna be penged out.
2023-09-01 at 5:44 AM UTC
he said it's a long boat ride but idgaf i have confidence in my penguin hunting familia
2023-09-01 at 10:37 AM UTC
Oooooooooooooh. Your "roommate". Can't believe I didn't piece two and two together with that. I guess it just didn't occur to me that fags would still pretend they're "just roommates" in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty three. It's okay to be gay these days, Bradley. It's not okay to be an abusive gay lover though, stop psychologically tormenting your boyfriend.
2023-09-01 at 1:23 PM UTC
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2023-09-01 at 1:25 PM UTC
Turning the lights on and off doesn't constitute abuse I don't think
totse2118
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I think OP rapes kids and is just trying to pin it on his "roomate"
2023-09-01 at 2:25 PM UTC
Originally posted by Lanny
OKAY 2 B GAY
K GAY
A B GAY
Y GAY
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2 B GAY
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B GAY
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