I live my life and I go through everything an this webiste has to be the funniest fucking part of my existance i have never stopped laughung at what a lot of you motherfuckers say to me. Thsi shists so fuckin funny especially when haxxor said this is a disalbed guy hahahahah
ya nigga yall funny
The coke really helped a lot, ngl, that's why i couldnt fit the burrito, u give some cracker ass motherfucker lookin like the white ngiga u start off with in GTA5 ya nigga, everyone I like in my life 100% hates me or will die for me. Every one of us. Not in the viceo game , u really motherufcking hate me or u fuckin cubanmexicanamericans lookin motherufckers wanna get high too shit i dos and then I hang jout in these weird 6 people to a rooom standard, it's a fucking 5 bedroom house
yeah that's my fam bro u don't understand?
"No i don't have a father and I only have my mamma"
"Yeah but you got brothers?"
"no. No one. my mom."
the faces they make are so interesting lol (coming from a family of an immediate 12-2000 people)
ONe of them texted me lol
"I can't believe you actually ate it."
'u told me to'
"yeah but I didn't think you'd do it."
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mind you i drank 1/6 of the hard liquor tequila in a standard liter befor the warm and i don't do hard liquor y no dezo yo meta punta.
when all thos emexicans were look9ng at me i saw this mexican lady whisper some shit into tanother lady's ear and she nodded and looked at her while hodding
i thought god damn i shouldn't have had the last shot
when I did it like half the people cheered and half the people looied uncomfortable then i ate half this giant burrito haha
I tried to light a cigarette in teh restaruant and they told me to puff it twice an dput it out. I'm like god damn i got some good fucking mexicans on deci.
I told all of them when I was really rucked up if they got a pretty sister that wants legal papers it's 2k if I can fuck her and if they got some ugly ass brother that looks like them it'd be about 10k
they thought that was funny cuz they all are legal.
I got an ounce of cocaine for 560$ lol,
These crackers aren't trying to lock em up and I don't press no charges, they don't like me, only beat the shit out out of me in November cuz I threw one beer bottle fuck yeah u were ruining those niggers block party
how are they supposed to celebrate Africa & Kodak Black without da block party, eyy u wanna hear some shit
I thought I was finna die
I looked at them
everyone wanted money
sorry I"m kinda dry
watching 10 hispanics stare at a white boy eating someting in a hisapnic restuarant really fucking makes you think why are theyall so inuterested
i'm so fucking wastebroo i collapsed into my neighbors door while trying ot get the key straighta nd he told me where i live (next apartment door) and when he watched me for 10 seconds trying to stab the door with my key he just let me in and told me to take better care of myself
nigger i heard if u eat the worm u die or some shit but i had a fatass bag of weed and like a quarter of a bottle of tequila in me who the fuck you think i am
Folks I don't do hard liquor
My amigo and 4 other men brought me to this tequila bar.
I said damn this food is expensive
they said bradleyB buy whatever uw ant this is your feliz cublano sate day
I was like ok ok ok
I saw the "belly buster burrito" for 22.99
they buy this expensive bottle of tequila, so we all do shot afte rshot after shot until the things gone before the food comes up and there's lik ethis weird 10 inch long worm in it
sot hey egg me on to eat and made it so I had the last shot
and they're like "NOW YOU GET IT"
so this worm comes out and they're like "Brat-Lee, Brad LEee* all toether and i fuckin thought here I ma at at 30 years old and it all ends ina dare with a bunhc of immigrants buyign me a birthday dinner cuz they love white brad (my gang name)
this thing tasted so fucking terrible imagine a 10 inch long rope that sat in salt and then got left in the sun for a couple years
fuckin A I ate teh whole motherfucier, grabbed the bottle of hot sauce took a sip and finished the coronoa we haad, i also ate some ice
then the yhand me this fuckjung oval plate size giant burrito with a tortilla bigger htan I could ever thought existed
it was like 3 types of meat, everything you oucld possibly get, no sour cream (I was specific when ordering that part) and I wanted the hottest salsa they had on the side
i ate half and then got the other one in a to go container that I left in the car when I get out from my boys.
2023-08-02 at 11:14 PM UTC
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I put on this new pair of white khakis i had in the bottom drawer
I washed them twice and never wore them but I been lazy on doing laundry
White pint strip shirt buttonup and a pair of white khakis, good lookin
i walk about four blocks to the store and look down and the pants got all these orange blood stains on them from when I got shot LOL
life be like that tho
any of yall have a bony ass and when you sit on your billfold that shit starts bothering you, you ever not wanted to be at work for eight fucking hours sitting on a stool and have shit in your pockets, you ever take the shit out of your sweaty ass pockets and just throw that shit on the table and sit down and do your fucking job?
I have a coach wallet and I only use the billfold that I got when I got with it, I take shit out of my pockets, yeah my lighter, my cigarettes, a red ink pen i always carry. When I empty my pockets before I start working when i get there and im all sweaty (it's 92F right now and at 955 when i'm walking there it's hot as fuck too and humid) and I wear pants and button up so sometimes it's fucking warm
but im not gonna put my wallet in open sight bullet proof cube or not, so i just slide it under the cash register
my fucking bad i forgot to grab it one time.
kinda pissed i got fucked out of 42hrx 16$ x2 weeks something like 1400$ so that's bullshit but what can i do
they find a wallet on first shift and they open it and see my face and the name that isn't the name they know me by (cuz it was my real id)
and the ball just started rolling down hill i guess till the owner called me at 10am and told me to come in and talk about paperwork, it's the end of the month so I said ok that makes sense (he's called me to clarify things on paperwork other times, and i work 3rd shift, he never comes in at night)
so i go there and yeah this is what happened.
i drank 9 beers so far today, but i did get 2.5g of fire weed for 20 bucks, not the best deal but I did a fatass rip of this good ass coke my weed dealer had and he wanted me to buy a bunch of it but I don't really wanna buy/pay for hard drugs so I can keep doing themA lo
weed and beer yeah i'll buy a bunch and do that shit all day
3.5g of cocaine for 75$, I don't think that's gonna be good for me but I'll do like .1 in a rip and be swimmin
also I would not meet up with WellHung despite him also residing in florida about 45 minutes away, mostly because he told me doesn't want to do anal when I asked him if he wanted to hang out and then he sends pictures of his shit to men and that's not really a person you wanna shake hands with, break bread with, or really be near (My opinion).
