Apparently in space there are no laws, so people will bring a 6 year old to space, to fornicate and i guess do space stuff, then they come down.
Pretty sure that's molestation but apparently in space, no one is molested.
Pretty crazy, JFSCobra told me
i didn't think i would like jiggaboo but then I saw into his eyes & soul, and what i saw was a friend.
2022-01-04 at 3:12 PM UTC
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Your gonna need hot water from the shower too. I guess you could boil some water, but IDK how your shit will turn out.
DO you have a working shower, Jigga?
2022-01-04 at 3:09 PM UTC
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u can shove some rice in there, onions, i personally wouldn't do tomatos/jelly/peanut butter/fecal matter, but I can't stop you.
I think the bacon would be good for the grease to fry shit in, but I do my best not to eat swine. I know you do tho.
I do like jelly a little bit if it's not that great of a cook.
2022-01-04 at 3:07 PM UTC
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jiggaboo now that i've locked in doing two of YOUR meals will you attempt to make one of mine?
You will need:
Ramen Noodles (2 unless you're a fat fuck or serving others, 4-6, 2 per person is good reference)
1 Large bag of cheetos (I like flaming hots but if you're old/pussy, don't do the hot flames, just reg)
Some Cheese my nigga
o u got them good jalepenos? Yeah use them
Summer Sausage OR like idk cut up some meat real small
u got any other chips?
Maybe bacon would be good instead of summer sausage
Mayo
Tortillas
LMK When you're ready, it'll make my life valuble.
I'mma teach u how we layer a loaf/hook up/spread.
2022-01-04 at 3 PM UTC
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i can't wait to make chili tonight tbh, Idk if you guys ever feel that way, but i definitely am geeked about chili.
We got like red kidney beans, celery, potatos, onions (White), 2lb of hamburger, 4 cans of tomato soup, chili powder, and DISCOUNT hot sauce, i got everything I need. Noodles, I got the noodles some elbows.
I got a lil cheese to put on top, i don't do the fritos thing that seems to be popular (Why?) but I do have a big box of saltines to go with it.
Pepper, I put a lot less salt because the MSG int he tomato soup seems to cover the salty taste.
I stole the hamburger so my mom is happy cuz i got the 99% lean or whatever, i just go thte most expensive 2lb deli product.
I'm gonna eat chili every day and shrimp and mac salad until I go to jail.
i can't wait to make chili tonight tbh, Idk if you guys ever feel that way, but i definitely am geeked about chili.
We got like red kidney beans, celery, potatos, onions (White), 2lb of hamburger, 4 cans of tomato soup, chili powder, and DISCOUNT hot sauce, i got everything I need. Noodles, I got the noodles some elbows.
I got a lil cheese to put on top, i don't do the fritos thing that seems to be popular (Why?) but I do have a big box of saltines to go with it.
Pepper, I put a lot less salt because the MSG int he tomato soup seems to cover the salty taste.
I stole the hamburger so my mom is happy cuz i got the 99% lean or whatever, i just go thte most expensive 2lb deli product.
I'm gonna eat chili every day and shrimp and mac salad until I go to jail.
RIPTOTSE, if i stay sober for 90 days can you get me a job? I'm really good at book keeping, answering phones, I'm a people person my nigger.
I got really drunk and posted this, but truth is, that's reality.
also i turned 28 in July, im not 30.
she'd have still more family than your weird ass has
I have never had sex for money, nor have I ever paid for sex with an individual.
I've gotten bitches high but i was a drug dealer and we'd get high and fuck.
a couple times it seemed transactional like "Well you give me a quarter ounce if we fuck?"
Never. THat makes me disgusted.
I've said this before i think on this site, part of what makes me interested in sex is the othe rperson wanting to fuck me.
I like to do crystal meth, ambien, hard liquor, etc when i fuck. I enjoy it more, so if i have a friend who sells crystal meth, gets perscribed ambien or has hard liquor at their house, yeah we're gonna get high on their supply and fuck and enjoy ourselves. Same way as if I had it and they didn't I'd bring it over for us to enjoy.
Do it sometimes seem like IDK am I Doing this for drugs and because its available? Yes I Guess.
BUt like paying 100$+ for a bitch to ride me as fast as she can, while she thinks about the next mark, busting a nut isn't worth that to me. I'd rather make a friend.
A couple of people have asked me for money to have sex with them and it disgusts me.
I've never asked for money to have sex with someone though. Never loaned out my girlfriend for a sack, but I have a lot of friends who do and I judge them immensely for it and make jokes like "Why do your kid look so much like our plug? YOu got him verified right?"
wellhung i liked you a lot when u were fucking with people, but then you devolved into potty humor, one liners that i genuinely believe you find funny and think others will too, and a lack of developed ideas. Hoping to coach/groom you into a good troll I gave you my telephone number as I Would anyone interested in fucking with people but when you, a grown ass man, sent me, also a grown ass man, pictures of your feces i really didn't want to know you, be associated with you, or further associate with you in any context.
IRL I would use this disliking as a catalyst to steal whatever you have and then tell you why, but since we're an internet community, I'm hoping you idk grow up a little bit.
Shits lame bro, if you were my child i would slap you. Maybe you got slapped a little too hard.
Point being, I just really don't like you, tried to get over that and warm up to you and then realized how much I didn't like you the whole time.
I'm a loser bro but you're an annoying pest. At least I can be friends with other losers, even the pests get annoyed by you.
Is Casey's like a gas station? They replaced all the tri pars in my state and I think you live in Illinois so you probably got the same chains.
Do they have KwikTrips where you are? I think that's the best gas station.
2022-01-04 at 1:23 PM UTC
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wow that really hurt my feelings riptotse, i appreciate you taking the time to outline why i'm such a fuck up and compare myself at multiple points to yours life
I'm taking your advice, going to jail, and then going to use it as a springboard to get independent, get back on my feet, be sober, and do the third shift bakery
i didn't realize i was such a loser folks.
ScronoTrigger can you wake up HTS and tell her we need to have a word with her please. Thanks. DOn't tell her i'm sober.
