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  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Apparently in space there are no laws, so people will bring a 6 year old to space, to fornicate and i guess do space stuff, then they come down.

    Pretty sure that's molestation but apparently in space, no one is molested.

    Pretty crazy, JFSCobra told me
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  2. #2
    You can be arrested when you get back for crossing space lines to have sex with a minor.
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  3. #3
    WellHung Black Hole
    bradley doesn't want to see my fleshy bottom because i have pimples on my buttocks.
  4. #4
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Just take the damn shower
  5. #5
    Originally posted by WellHung bradley doesn't want to see my fleshy bottom because i have pimples on my buttocks.

    white headed ones?
  6. #6
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You can be arrested when you get back for crossing space lines to have sex with a minor.

    Made me laugh

    I missed you jigs I hope you had a good holiday
  7. #7
    Originally posted by Sudo Made me laugh

    I missed you jigs I hope you had a good holiday

    Thank you, I did and I hope you did too as well as your new year being happy and successful.
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  8. #8
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    no laws means I can kill them with a death laser
  9. #9
    stl1 Cum Lickin' Fagit
    Couldn't you be arrested by every country whose space you flew over? Jurisdiction isn't restricted to the ground level, I think.
  10. #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by stl1 Couldn't you be arrested by every country whose space you flew over? Jurisdiction isn't restricted to the ground level, I think.

    THE PLANET ROTATES YOU FUCKING SPERG
  11. #11
    Originally posted by stl1 Couldn't you be arrested by every country whose space you flew over? Jurisdiction isn't restricted to the ground level, I think.

    Your best bet would be to take your chosen minor to a geosynchronous satellite locked over Iran...(The US military no doubt have several to choose from) they are fine with fucking kids in Iran.
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    pretty sure in low earth orbit u spin around the world at 6 hours a cycle, its' not a helicopter...

    u need to learn to space station
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    They're calling it SpaceSeX tourism
  14. #14
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  15. #15
    The Epstein Lolita Space Paradise, they're calling it.
  16. #16
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    space camp
  17. #17
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    If STD1 molested himself in space and tree fell on him would anyone care?
  18. #18
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    No
  19. #19
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    I would be curious why there was a tree in space
  20. #20
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra I would be curious why there was a tree in space

    https://www.sciencefocus.com/space/can-trees-grow-in-space/
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