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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Got off topic sorry, so when i find one of them and talk to them, i ask them questions like "You live aruond here?"

    and ofc they fucking do they're walking around on foot but it's a set up for them to be like "any response"

    and I say "You gotta be kidding! I would've recognized somebody as cute as you."

    and that's a good one, and then I ask if they walk a lot and tell them wow i do too!

    so then now because of what they told me, i have a rough understanding of where they live, know what times they are likely to walk, if they do regularly, got their name, complimented them, and chatted with them and shook their hand when i left, i can do this very quickly over and over again because i've practiced it while i'm walking around looking for them

    so i know if i walk roughly at that time, ill just "miraculously" keep bumping into them and then the third or fourth time i ask if they wanna walk with me and tell them it's nice to have someone to talk to while i stay in shape!~!~!~

    that's my goal anyway,

    I don't tell them it's because i don't have a license, vehicle, or my life together and a lot of fit middle aged women (my target age is about 25-40)

    then i get to know them, and stretch them out like i'm auditioning for pornhub, make them laugh a bunch and hopefully fall in love
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I always liked how aggressively niggers will just walk up to white women and spit game shameless as fuck, infront of their boyfriends even, and straight with it.

    So that's what I decided last fall/winter I was going to do. With full confidence regardless of what's going on, I just basically walk up to non white women and i'm 6'1/190lb and look like a sasquatch kinda, i have really long legs so I"M FUCKING FAST AND THEY KNOW IT

    When i'm not drinking and the suns out and the weather's a little warmer i go look for these lil cuties walking around, at the store, etc (NOT BARS) and i walk up to them and try to have a whole conversation, and the whole time i smile and i never not smile and i nod when they're talking and walk a little distance with them (not too far where it's annoying or aggressive) then i end it and shake their hand I generally don't ask for people's numbers the first time because if they say no, i don't like to ever ask again so i'd rather get them to like me first and then ask the second or third time i see them

    i make a mental note of the date and time, most people who walk or have dogs and shit, have like schedules that you can kinda mentally remember. I'm a lot smarter when I'm not drinking, last spring i was about 7 weeks sober until 5/30 when my mom broke her shoulder and we started turning up that's when i was last on the non white girl come up, as many of you know July 8th i started dating that mexican milf in the ghetto and i hate cheaters, cheating, the idea of cheating, being cheated on, or people wanting me to cheat when i'm in a relationship, so unsurprisingly i did not fornicate any black girls in the hood due to my great loyalty (probably my best quality in a relationship) and when i broke up with the mexican lady obviously i had to move out of the ghetto and none of the black people i met down there want me to come in their homes cuz they think i'mma bad man (Which I am and is smart to do, my ex in 6 months of living with her wouldn't even let me know where the crackman lives or ever meet him because she was convinced I would try to come up on him and be harmed for it)

    so anyway, i'm back in my lil suburb town and i gotta go to jail in a week, so i'm thinking i'mma just brainstorm hard, so that way when i get out in late february early march i'll be all ready to mingle, the colored people here aren't very trashy or ghettoy, they're like on their best behavior type shit, which i realized was why i wasn't very successful before, often i would take ambien at like 10am and go walk around town for like 2-4 hours and i told myself I talk to every Non white girl that isn't over 50 or wearing a backpack/under 18, and if they're with a man or something obv i don't talk to them, but bitches by themselves need some company, i was way too fucking wasted to be doing this shit before, when i was sober i'd 'still be smoking weed & taking ambien and drinking energy drinks, i don't think the non white women in my area want a wasted bum flirting with them

    but anyway, so my mom got this dog that's 7 or 8 and her name is Missy because she's from mississippi and I can walk her now. so that'll really help, bitches love dogs.

    unfortunately i live with my mother as many of you know and have for the last month, but my mom is sick of me and my bullshit and i agree, so i've never been on a lease for an apartment beccause i'm a loser but i'm hoping that when i get my shit together and a job at the gas station i can get my own little efficiency,

    OR maybe move in with a little mexican family/black lady/Vietkong tunnel, and not need to be on the lease. You see how i do this my niggas?

    So basically i wanna brainstorm places where uppity non whites (specifically black, i think i wanna get a black girlfriend next) women congregate that are interested in having like a fantasy with me i think a lot of black women have a big skinny white man fetish the same way a lot of white girls have a blackman fetish) and I wanna make some black lady happy, learn about how black people live kinda, eat some GRITZ! and learn about basketball and shoes and stuff

    i'm down wit it nigga!~!~!~!~!~

    I'm thinking the food pantry, the jail, and the beauty supply store will contain black women. The KFC in my town closed last year which is a real shame cuz that was where I know filled with black employees (cuz the discount I'm sure)

    and i think it'll be fun to take pictures with some black lady and teach her about fishing and creampie her a bunch and if i end up with a little half black kid i'mma tell him "well BradleyB93JR you were made because your father is a racist with non white women fetishes, sorry you weren't half asian"

    discuss
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Did he hav ea thing for single digit aged children when he was 12? Or did he really just want some of that sweet preteen pussy after becoming an old hunchback pedophile
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice I typed out something mean but you're just a sad pathetic drunk who needs someone to take your frustrations out on so I felt sorry for you and deleted it. Plus you used to be cool.

    I actually only started going on u when u became a total loser and LARPed as the greatest thing ever and YOU stopped bein cool.

    I'll start being nice to you again if you apologize for being so invasive and the mean things you thought about saying to me.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    i smoke this shit i get from a horse

    i think the horse is a cop horse

    OP has no friends or weed
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    How do you find these videos?
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson For what, back rubs?…the Asian chick charges me $80 for 30 mins.

    I'd charge you 90 lol
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    no light needed, just a computer screen and a tv
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    my long lost friend's autistic brother plays so much world of warcraft and diablo4 at one point he went over a year only leaving his room to walk his fatass to the gas station for mountain dew and pizza rolls and doritos not realizing he was basically a stereotype
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice You're the fucking snowflake taking so much issue with a conversation you weren't even a part of. We had a nice thread going before you jumped in with your shitty opinion so how about you go fuck off somewhere for now?

    You're a fucking pussy who needs a B.I.T.C.H. light in autumn to make up for not having the sun in your life. You know people in this world work third shift and in underground minds for hundreds of years, did they need a light?

    When you were buying it I wish I could've been there to ask if you need some vagisil to go with your sadman light
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    that's like my friend who overdosed off heroin said they didn't find him for like 15-20 minutes he thinks cuz he's like "yeah i definitely have brain damage from that" and i was thinking about how many times i've had my head banged off shit, or fallen, or been struck in the head/back of the head/face that it's kinda shocking i don't have hadurrr and from the drugs

    Many don't know but about 5 years ago i was shooting up cocaine daily and FEELING THE RUSH. so wheneever i think o wow im such a bad man who fell asleep in the basement for the third time in a week im likee ya but at least im not shooting up cocaine and hiding in the basement playing Runescape like i was in 2017.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm having a 5 hour energy and then instant coffee, I wasthinking for being a chronic drunk for the last ten years, i'm in pretty great shape, like i know i'm balding but i'm not fat, don't have a beer gut, my face isn't bright pink, i don't shake when i don't have alcohol, im not that retarded and i only have 2 DUIs.

    Not bad.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by POLECAT raising my hourly price up from $50 an hr to $60 an hr this year

    That's a pricey blowjob.

    What do you do for a living?
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Hey Fona, terrible update. Have you tried smoking any cannabis today? Do you drink instant or brew your coffee? I have a coffee machine but feel it's wong to use it to only have a couple cups but when im not drinking alcohol, i seem to drink a lot of coffee.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice You're an alcoholic who has an enabler and no real life consequences to worry about which is always a disaster waiting to happen. Your mom isn't doing you any favors by allowing you to sit around and drink beer all day rent-free. You need someone to help you get some structure and discipline. Or something.

    I get SSI and pay 400 a month in rent, but yeah she definitely isn't helping. I really feel bad sometimes and I think that's what makes me drink, that and boredom
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    im gonna have a 5 hour energy and get all energized to play video games and watch youtube. I regret leaving my ex girlfriend at least with her everyday i felt like i had something going on
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    do you have a recommendation on a specific typatea
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    I haven't had a single day sober in like two weeks, I think, I'm kinda depressed, they gave me a sentencing date of 28th, i don't know if i'mma be able to keep my job but worst case scenerio i can work at walmart who wanted me to come in for an interview but im already taken, pretty shitty, i feel not healthy or well and i'm bored most of the day.

    The sun came out today
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    i wish we had sarah's information so we could find her at the taco truck
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    This thread aged very quickly.
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