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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Way better than anyone else prepares food I should be the chef on here and upload cooking videos for subscribers
  2. Bradley Florida Man


    I combine my celery and onion from the food pantry with a can of beef stew from Aldi and these slimy jalapenos. Fry up veggies then add beef stew from can with butter knife.

    Heat.

    Prepare salad fresh from bag salad from food pantry thatz sell by date was 8 days ago. Shredded cheese on the bitch

    I use french dressing cuz u guessed it. I'm exotic. Serve with Italian bread

    Add horse radish to stew.

    Cut up lime in water to serve with cold creamy coffee







  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I went and decided one day when I wasn't drinking in the morning I was gonna make a REAL BEEF STEW brunch.

    I'm doing it right now nigger and no one will ever want your jiggapoo stew dude
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    I got that dope penis
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    So in 2019 I was in love with a transgender girl and really far up north. So she left me and I picked up drinking and being a bad man up there.

    Every now and then she would get a desire for the hammering of my large Weiner.

    Being excited i would do a lot of meth for about 3 to 4 days while cleaning our shack.

    Now my ex didn't use any drugs or drink aside from marijuana and hormone replacement therapy and a testosterone blocker.

    Never has lol

    So I be steady blowing fatass loads that I saved over the last 4 days

    Looking back I didn't realize at the time but the accrued residual tweak in my semen and urine was resulting in her staying up for 2 to 3 days then driving the hour back to her up north town. She was basically boofing meth infused semen over and over deeply.

    So that's how I found out meth was sometimes present in semen in large binge users in 2019
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Text me your number
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Wanna see the black girl I'm fantasizing about anally fucking while I hold her hands behind her back?
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood If you want them that bad there are ways to get them without a doctor, including making them yourself.

    My x got klonapin 90 a month so I used that a lot in the morning
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Bradley, Did your mom Pass Away recently?

    No. She just got off work and is getting a huge supreme pizza from papa Murphy's for 10$ cuz it's Tuesday with my food stamps. She loves using my food stamps and the huge pizza with any toppings is ten dollars and will feed us for multiple days.

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I forgot to say… you also kill Mom.

    I rolled her ex boyfriend down a flight of stairs and then immediately stomped on his head and dragged him out of the house. I locked the door behind me and ran to my friends house.

    He was like 62 and I was 22. I had come back from the bar two days after Christmas. He was arguing and slapping my mom.

    So I hurt him.

    My bad.

    I didn't like him to begin with but he didn't expect me to run out of money at 1230 and coming home two hours early so when I saw my mom cowering I kinda idk bro you know how this goes
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Bradley, Did your mom Pass Away recently?

    No. She just got off work and is getting a huge supreme pizza from papa Murphy's for 10$ cuz it's Tuesday with my food stamps. She loves using my food stamps and the huge pizza with any toppings is ten dollars and will feed us for multiple days.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    I felt really negative and depressed earlier and i smoked a bowl of THC8 it's basically the new shitty version of CBD and I feel alot better, 45 minutes till my interview so i'mma get walking. Bonus it's only 2 miles away, not 3 and my mom is gonna pick me up when she gets off work.

    Probably gonnfa buy a 4 pack and shit post if i don't start working immediately.

    I really need to get my bicycle back working too but I'll suck that cock when I get to it.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Drink a drink when you wake up and you won't be hungover until you go 14 hours without drinking, at which point you sweat and feel really shitty and anxious.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    They gave me hydroaxxalin and then some lower blood pressure pill

    the hydroxalin was OK but i had to take 3 of them at a time and i'd feel calm, i never fucked with the blood pressure one cuz that sounds retarded to take an hour before stressful situations, fuck that id rather just chew 3 of them hydroxy things and feel a little bit better in twenty minutes.

    It's worse when I'm not drinking and then tapers off. Basically i wanted to keep telling my doctor everything didn't work until she put me on 1mg of like lorazapam or some shit and then wait 3-6 months and tell her my life is worse now and i need 2 1mg pills a day type shit.

    I gave up on trying to get adderall 5 years ago, but it hink the benzos would definitely help me out in life.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    I think it relates to your appearance more than the covid.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    That's how i got sober last time honestly and I ended up losing a year of my life to the Wisconsin Retard Center but it really did improve me.

    And tbh I kinda did enjoy that year. It was way better than my first prison bid in Stanley which was just boring most of the time.

    At the retard center they at least hooked it up with tons of classes, and pretend funny money, and levels and privledges.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Not a psyche doctor, I only have one specialist (my rheumatologist)

    then my primary (who I see tomorrow)

    My rheumy won't perscribe anything outside of rheumatic drugs

    My primary wants me to go to a professional psychiatrist but I don't want to have anyone else in my head.

    My last psychiatrist and I fell in love until I got out of prison and it dawned on me it was just an in prison thing they did and I was haha-hehe-ed again.

    Honestly I would say it was like I got molested again but because I had a raging erection everytime I think its just a case of someone using me for sex while emotionally manipulating me by making me fall in love. Which I'm really OK with cuz let's be honest, I was too stupid to recognize predatory behavior by a staff member while incarcerated and i enjoyed myself till my heart was broken upon release.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Wanna talk on the phone one of these days?

    I feel like we could be friends.

    I am usually a recluse that will do anything for my friends or obnoxiously drunk and annoyingly outgoing.

    Not really a middle ground, i like to get high on marijauan when i don't drink but lately i haven't had much money either.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    150mg for the last five years.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    I live in a pretty nice town at my mom's house, mostly white yeah. And no heroin is the primary issue here, that and alcoholism.

    I don't associate with Bikers cuz I don't like motorcycles, bar drinking, or being in an organized group that revolves around motorcycles and bar drinking.

    Meth isn't available until you go about an hour north. Probably why I am moderately healthier than I would be otherwise.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    North Korea will do missile testing, this will cause China to tell them to stop, America will kowtow to China's power over North Korea, and while Biden is still smiling, Xinping will run up Taiwan.

    They've been planning this for awhile.

    Nothing globally will be done aside from a saigon style removal of Democratic leaders. We will ask China to stop and they will, for a short while.

    We did this with Hitler in the 30s, remember?
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