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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    You don't think I have ever eaten roadkill or was that meant to be an insult?

    When I saw a deer get hit by a truck, we had the deer strapped to the hood of my friends Ford before the cops showed up for the traffick accident.

    The guy who hit is like "Leave that there." and I said "Why you want it?" and he said "No the police are coming." like that's gonna make us not hurry faster.

    It was early spring and the meat had to be soaked in milk & tenderizer. I asked if I should beat the meat (haha) but my dad said we just cut half inch slits into it and let the milk and tenderizer do what it's supposed to.

    And I have three knives everywhere I go, a fillet knife for fishing, a utility fold out and then one I sharpen more often than I use it for protection only.
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    You can try to tell lies that I'm too lazy to dispute, but we have all read your posts. You were too open and now you're trying to cork the bottle of You that's already been poured out.

    You're an autistic savant who needs a chaperone at Tesco, but are traveling abroad suddenly by yourself.

    That's okay, I used to get drunk and tell lies too.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Yeah that's why I moved to Miami with three backpacks full of knives and fishing supplies and you posted you need a chaperone to get groceries.

    Right.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    I also have a tendency to push them off of me and say "stop" and get like forceful if they don't. Some people think that's cute and those people are not for me.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    I think it's kinda ironic that I enjoy slapping, spanking, biting and choking bitches but if I feel the smallest amount of pain someone intends for me to feel my entire body locks up, i lose my erection and I am uninterested.

    I don't need to do the slapping, spanking, biting and choking but I enjoy it if they do, but like if someone starts giving me a hickey, they can feel my entire body lock up and flex within a second and I hate it and we can try again later or never when they don't need to do that.

    Kinda a weird sexual proclivity IMO because normally people like the shit that they're doing to others done to them, but not I said the weirdo named Bradley.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Rape Monster What are ur weird fetishes

    umm, i like stockings & ankles and wrists and stuff. Bracelets are kinda cool too, ankle bracklets, wrists or whatever. I'm a lower joint peeper.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Someone who isn't me has access to TOR & VPN.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    With someone's social security number, Date of Birth, a copy of their driver's license (both sides), current and past home address, mother's maiden name, etc.

    I do NOT have a copy of the Social Security Card.

    United States applicable answers only.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    You can't go to the supermarket without a social worker, I highly doubt you are capable of taking out the trash because of "anxiety" or some other excuse.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Yeah pass, you sound like a dyke. Best of luck. I am no longer interested. I have enough dumb bitches in my life.

    /thread
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    The best example is theft. As soon as someone has stolen a crumb from my loaf I look at them dramatically differently and I can't shake that view of them. I am always on guard because I know they have that greed that they once put over me.

    Even when I'm paid back, apologized to, things are made right I hate them with my entire heart.

    Was I always like this? Was I just too high to notice? I've done a lot of bad shit to thieves and wish I had done more, wish to do more to them even, even if it was decades ago. People could have a family, stopped using, and the only thing I remember ist he 140$ they finessed me out of 11 years ago.

    Same thing with telling, but I won't go into that since those fags are connected to me on paper but those bitches get it too.

    People be like "He smashed my girlfriend's arms walking home from piggly wiggly with a piece of rebar" well i'm sorry you fucked me out of something I love and I broke something you love. Don't lay with thieves and you won't be treated as one.

    Mind you I wait years to get even and that's partially why I left Wisconsin, I just can't get over shit.
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    dobermen*
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    I'mma try to jack off more in the future as I believe it's a great way to build sexual stamina and cardio and use the shower for 45 minutes.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    like if there's two women and I'm trying to get one of them interested in me, it usually ends up in failure (9/10 times) but if I can get one of them to talk to me one on one I am normally a lot more successful
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Question 1, how long have you been a narcissist?.

    I was born into a home with a single mom, when she was at work another old lady who i called grandma raised me so until kindergarten (age 5) I never had any contact outside of 1 on 1 and when i was introduced to 20-something other children at milwaukee public school i wasn't able to get the attention i was accustomed to so i acted up as I knew acting up drew my mom's attention away from the drinking and television even if it was negative attention. For whatever reason they thought it was suitable for me not to have any playmates until I entered school.

    I believe that playing with toddlers or having a brother or something would've really helped me in that developmental period.

    But as a result of this I do extremely well in one on one conversations, but as soon as there's three or more people other than myself I either am out of the conversation and just listen passively or I dominate the conversation.

    Most of my friends are friends with one another but I have never spent time with more than two of them at the same time and tend to avoid even having multiple customers or friends stop by at the same time.

    It's a character fault I have.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka Drained, I was up for a teams meeting that lasted an hour then went back to sleep, half six now. I’m just going to order Chinese, watch something and hopefully have the energy to do ballet later.

    what kinda team do you do?
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    i get SSDI and SSI
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's too bad…

    You know you like me a lot and are just trying to act tuff
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I was trying to roll a blunt but it kept falling out and the fishing was shit. I was in a vehicle trying to roll this fucking blunt but it was so slimey and I couldn't get it to stick. So I took my fishing shit out the vehicle and everywhere was like a marsh and there was no fish, then I had to leave so I got back in the truck and I saw all these big long koi looking fish rising to the surface watching me go away and frollicking at the surface. I went to a cottage on Shawano Lake, WIsconsin and saw a purple sunset poking through the skies that radiated into the water and made it look purple, it was so beautiful I cried because I know I will never see it again and have to leave. I couldn't get out of the vehicle and with the wet blunt I woke up.

    I woke up crying at 5:30 A.M.

    Depakote + RemRon + Effexxor has produced the most vivid dreams I've ever had in my life for five days straight and I'm starting to enjoy them since I'm not a pussy and you can only scare me so many times with the same shit.

    On the plus side, the people I live in a room with (two other hispanic men) think I'm crazy as fuck since I'm threatening people in my sleep and crying out for my mama and waking up with tears in my eyes and apparently thrash violently in my sleep (I knock off the pillows and sheets and blankets thinking people are HOLDING me)

    I told them I don't like that that happens and am sorry. They said they know that and it's okay.
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