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  1. Kafka sweaty
    In an abandoned mansion, it was the end of the world. Cal was cleaning the foyer with a dangerous looking machine I stayed far away from. I was waiting on someone and found her in the garden. Bluebells and lavender, long grass and painted blue wooden benches, it was secluded. She said something nasty so I started walking away, well running because Cal was following me. Upstairs he started stabbing me, covered in blood. I got away and went to a Versace store, was wearing a brown 40s dress, black bowler hat and my saddle shoes. Someone was there.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka In an abandoned mansion, it was the end of the world. Cal was cleaning the foyer with a dangerous looking machine I stayed far away from. I was waiting on someone and found her in the garden. Bluebells and lavender, long grass and painted blue wooden benches, it was secluded. She said something nasty so I started walking away, well running because Cal was following me. Upstairs he started stabbing me, covered in blood. I got away and went to a Versace store, was wearing a brown 40s dress, black bowler hat and my saddle shoes. Someone was there.

    who is Cal?
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I had a dream I was with the little hispanic counselor and we were gonna spend the day/night. I was just released from this sober living facility and she had encouraged me to come hang out with her and encouraged me to go fishing with her. So we're sitting at some park and she says oh shit I have to leave to go to college and asked me to come with, so as we're driving on the highway her money went flying and was ontop of other cars (but the money was sitting on top of them, not flying away) so as I"m trying to maneuver around vehicles that were moving around and when I finally suceeded she wouldn't kiss me and when we got to the college, she disappeared and I had all of her money I had collected and I couldn't find her and she still had never kissed me. At some point I Looked around and saw the police and they were charging me with theft and I was unable to explain to them that I was helping because she had reported me.

    I've had nightmares every night for the last four nights and feel like I probably will forever.

    i wake up extremely tired but I do enjoy these dreams. I'm thinking about fapping until i'm about to cum and then going to sleep so that I can just ~!~!~!~ hopefully fuck in my dreams But knowing how this is going it'll end up throwing me a curve balla nd be a molestation case.

    Hey that hispanic lady i'm talkinga bout just got here. I think I might ignore her for the day, women seem to really like men more if they ignore them for the day and then go back at it.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    I was trying to roll a blunt but it kept falling out and the fishing was shit. I was in a vehicle trying to roll this fucking blunt but it was so slimey and I couldn't get it to stick. So I took my fishing shit out the vehicle and everywhere was like a marsh and there was no fish, then I had to leave so I got back in the truck and I saw all these big long koi looking fish rising to the surface watching me go away and frollicking at the surface. I went to a cottage on Shawano Lake, WIsconsin and saw a purple sunset poking through the skies that radiated into the water and made it look purple, it was so beautiful I cried because I know I will never see it again and have to leave. I couldn't get out of the vehicle and with the wet blunt I woke up.

    I woke up crying at 5:30 A.M.

    Depakote + RemRon + Effexxor has produced the most vivid dreams I've ever had in my life for five days straight and I'm starting to enjoy them since I'm not a pussy and you can only scare me so many times with the same shit.

    On the plus side, the people I live in a room with (two other hispanic men) think I'm crazy as fuck since I'm threatening people in my sleep and crying out for my mama and waking up with tears in my eyes and apparently thrash violently in my sleep (I knock off the pillows and sheets and blankets thinking people are HOLDING me)

    I told them I don't like that that happens and am sorry. They said they know that and it's okay.
  5. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley who is Cal?

    someone she made up since all her dream posts are fake to seem cool
  6. Kafka sweaty
    Cal is a lil psycho who lives in a trap house in Canada.
  7. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    I went to this girl’s party the week after she beat the shit out of my friend. While everyone was getting trashed, I went around putting tuna inside all the curtain rods and so like weeks went by and they couldn’t figure out why the house smelled like festering death. They caught me through this video where these guys at the party were singing Beyoncé while I was in the background with a can of tuna.
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  8. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler I went to this girl’s party the week after she beat the shit out of my friend. While everyone was getting trashed, I went around putting tuna inside all the curtain rods and so like weeks went by and they couldn’t figure out why the house smelled like festering death. They caught me through this video where these guys at the party were singing Beyoncé while I was in the background with a can of tuna.

    and then the entire restaurant stood up and clapped
  9. DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster and then the entire restaurant stood up and clapped

    You were there weren’t you 😑
  10. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler I went to this girl’s party the week after she beat the shit out of my friend. While everyone was getting trashed, I went around putting tuna inside all the curtain rods and so like weeks went by and they couldn’t figure out why the house smelled like festering death. They caught me through this video where these guys at the party were singing Beyoncé while I was in the background with a can of tuna.

    I did this with sausages once, not out of malice or anything but just because I was really drunk and thought it was funny


    guy found the last one like six weeks later when he went back to uni; printed an essay and it came out smeared with grease and maggots
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  11. Originally posted by Sophie If imagining things, dreaming of stuff, and actual thought crime where they can see in real time what things you're thinking i am offing myself.

    i actually have a short story involving emily mortimer and george clooney about this topic thought up.

    too lazy to type it out.
  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by aldra I did this with sausages once, not out of malice or anything but just because I was really drunk and thought it was funny


    guy found the last one like six weeks later when he went back to uni; printed an essay and it came out smeared with grease and maggots

    I worked in a restaurant with a bitch manager and one day during the summer someone put some fish in a styrofoam container and hid it under the seat of her car. they felt bad and pussed out though when she didn't notice it right away and called to tell her to take it out
  13. Netflxchillr African Astronaut
    I don’t remember any dreams from last night. I was pretty exhausted & slept like a babe.
  14. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra "and I woke up with a massive erection"

    Implying much, spook.
  15. Kafka sweaty
    I was an enchanter and used these underground tunnels to enter parallel worlds, but there was an earthquake so I was stuck and couldn't get back to my own world. I entered one and the people seemed to be mind-controlled, the witch knew I was there so I changed myself into a male so she wouldn't detect me, I was wearing Birkenstocks and black shorts. I went to a church for help, she couldn't enter there.
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I walked into my dead grandmother's house holding a bouquet of flowers, all the furniture was gone and the wallpaper was different but my grandma was in the middle of the living room on a little stool. I walked up to give her the flowers and noticed her face was all fucked up and distorted, she spoke to say something to me but it was garbled gibberish. I hand her the flowers, and she pulls down her crusty underwear to show me her rotten and decaying pussy. It was like her pussy had aged and died and rotted away while the rest of her body was still normal. It was oozing a sickly yellowish brown pus that stank like onions and tuna fish and surrounded by red sores.

    I took a deep breath, leaned forward and began to lick her out feverishly, scraping all the infected vaginal discharge out of the crevices of her pussy like a retard eating an ice cream cone. I feel liquid gush against my thighs and balls as I came in my pants forcefully.

    Then I woke up and couldn't sleep anymore 🥺
  17. DontTellEm Black Hole
    Um.
  18. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Um.

    Slum
  19. Flying again.
  20. Back Lane Madders African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Flying again.

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