How about I reveal some post-nudist trust by touching your temples and revealing the Truth of the universe to you, fona. Because as gibberish as that sentence is, it sounds more real than taking a picture of my tranny tits.
My entire existence kind of revolves around magick, and I don't fully understand it. It's sickening. I don't know what or who is in control. I don't know what authority I have over it, only that I reckognize it, and that perhaps that sets me apart. And I'm not even sure if it does, or if everyone else recognizes it and is merely bored of it and doesn't mention it/refuses to discuss it. I don't know what "this" is. And I don't know what that "this" even is, really. Fuck me.
Ugh. I can't fucking deal with it. Or I can, I mean it'd be a lie to say I can't. I have no choice but to deal with whatever the fuck this way of thinking is. But it's disturbing. And probably insignificant, yet it feels so overwhelmingly significant. I'm certain this is a mental illness or personality disorder of some type, but I don't know which and I can't diagnose myself, and I'm normally too sober to express myself like this to a doctor so I'll probably never know. haha
I mean if I don't want to suffer I feel like I can ensure I don't suffer, but that also feels like hubris and I recognize that I'm not all-powerful and that if I am to be made to suffer I can be - to degrees that are incomprehensible to me in this life.
I feel like a mage. I feel like I instigated synchronicity for the first time. And I don't know what the consequences of that will be. I feel like it doesn't come freely. Will I suffer for this?
But what am I supposed to do with this? Whatever I want? I crit'd life twice with dice rolls? Why isn't this a religion yet? Fuck trianglism, I'm all about dice-ism.
I listened to a song that included the lyrics "time to roll your D20" and I rolled a D20, and I got 20. What are the fucking odds? I mean, you could probably calculate the odds scientifically, but I rolled that fucking die as randomly as possible. I have like 6 D20s, and I randomly selected this one. Even if it's weighted unevenly, I chose it at random. The odds that it would roll a 20 on a D20 twice in a row in tune to a song, hours apart, seems slim.
Originally posted by Solstice
One of my first times on Vyvanse I dismantled the whole inside of my fridge piece by piece and scrubbed every part individually in the sink then scrubbed the whole inside, reassembled it and reorganized everything in the fridge by size and category.
Amphetamine turns everyone into a German. It's great.
Originally posted by Sudo
I agree with the first two as Chinese is obviously useful and a spanish gives you 2 continents but I would say Arabic is much more useful than your obviously bias Urdu. Arabic is synonymous with Islam so it opens many doors for you and many countries have large arabic speaking populations. I know a frogs ribbit of french, enough to carry on an awkward conversation about nothing and it's been extremely useful in my life. Even the little bit of Arabic I know has been too. I just don't understand why someone would learn a language if not for the purpose of communicating and Japanese people don't even talk to each other
Japanese is the language of media consumption. That's pretty much it. Definitely not a productive choice of language for most people. You learn Japanese to better appreciate anime, manga, vidya games, etc. If you're a socially retarded person who doesn't like talking to people but you still want to learn another language, learning Japanese makes at least a little sense because being a weeb is kind of a lack-of-occupational hazard.
Wow nice bait thread. I didn't think I'd ever see YOU being actively antisemitic, §m£ÂgØL. Banning circumcision is as surefire a way to eliminate the jedi people as Hitler's plan. It would LITERALLY be another shoah. How can you support that?
