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    Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume I don't have schizophrenia or anything…

    ...said... like... every paranoid schizophrenic ever.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Yes the stationary road trip trips are the best yes!

    TIL you're not on a roadtrip when you stop at a stop sign.

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    Originally posted by NARCassist having or not having money isn't a constant.

    It is, depending on whether or not you're a retarded spendthrift.
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    Originally posted by Totse 2001 Jeff blacklisted me

    Nigga how bad of a poster were you wtf?
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    Originally posted by mmQ Oh. OH. I forgot about the runway. Sitting in the plane waiting to take off, windows down, cool breeze in your hair, Britney Spears first album on blast, snacks and drinks in hand, mouthfuls of bubblegum, full tank of gas, ready to be driven down that runway and share some of the funniest and greatest moments of your life with your bestest of buds, knowing the following 120 seconds or so would be one of the greatest road trips one might ever be graced with the opportunity to enjoy. I totally forgot about that aspect, good eye M8.

    2 minutes? You can taxi short of the runway and sit there for an hour on the ground for any number of reasons. It probably won't be 2 minutes in the best of circumstances. You're welcome though: there is indeed at least like... 5 minutes of a roadtrip involved in flying.
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    Originally posted by mashlehash Seek Christ.

    I found him inside me. Pervert.
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    Originally posted by mmQ Thats because you associate with dipshits. The whole concept of a road trip is that it's all about driving and talking, seeing different sites, spending time on the open ROAD. It's literally in the word. The only people that would yell 'Road Trip!!' when learning they're gonna fly to the Bahamas are some baffoon types in a fraternity, or apparently you.

    As LSD said, when flying or boating is concerned, it's just a trip. If I ever refer to flying any distance in any airplane as a 'road trip,' please bury me alive so I can think about my retardation as I deservedly die.

    I mean, you'll presumably be taxing out to the runway and taking off and landing then taxing off the runway, which... is like driving a plane along the ground?
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    Originally posted by Totse 2001 room/tinyBLTC

    fucking allow guest to join. I'm not making a fucking account for this shit


    what
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    Originally posted by mashlehash We all can, it's an illness.

    I would thank this but I'm not allowed yet.
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    Originally posted by HampTheToker U so

    no
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    Oh you know, just butt stuff and cross dressing.
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    Originally posted by mashlehash olga

    *begins sobbing*
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    Originally posted by What_a_Kreep I could literally hear HTS's voice speak these words

    I'm so sorry.
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    Originally posted by benny vader your ex, is it a he or a she ?

    she :(

    she gave me some of her toys and we'd do fucked up sex stuff. i think she liked that i was like... her bitch. i'm not sure tho. i liked it anyway. i miss that. also she's one of the best people i know, sweetest personality, smart, funny, goofy, easy going. just the chillest lass you'll ever meet. and hot af, like way the fuck out of my league.
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    Originally posted by mashlehash Nigga Shut The Fuck Up.

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    A+ video. Quality ricochet.
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    Originally posted by HampTheToker

    I'm not mad tho.
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    Originally posted by HampTheToker If your metric for being sad and poor is not being able to go to the Bahamas, then that's most of us, because I know I'm not the only nigga, like you, that can't afford the Bahamas. Nigga, I can barely afford Bama much less Bahama and I live next door lol.

    But, I ain't mad, though. I'm certainly not unhappy and I wouldn't call myself poor.

    Maybe, you're mad for some other reason

    Nigga you think I'm mad? I'm just tryna make this all about me.
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    its been 5 years but seeing my ex's name pop up in my fb feed still hurts a little
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    Originally posted by Captain Falcon That's Long Island you gay homo. I'm going to Grand Bahama.

    I think the really important thing here is that I'm not going to the Bahamas because I'm sad and poor. Let's all focus on the real issues here.
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