Animal Crossing sucks and is for 6 year olds

1. 2019-08-15 at 6:33 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Game is shit, they purposely make the menus take 5 minutes to go into and out of every time instead of Drop ALL and Sell Everything and things like that, the residents get mad if you talk to them 3 times in one day and repeat the same things on purpose until later, does not respect your time and once you realize how ungodly inefficient it is on purpose you see how little of a "game" it really is.
2. 2019-08-15 at 6:39 PM UTC

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   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
   Your mother sucks and is for six year olds.
3. 2019-08-15 at 6:47 PM UTC

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   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by DietPiano does not respect your time

   
   When did this become a thing? Since when are games supposed to "respect your time"?
4. 2019-08-15 at 6:48 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]

   Originally posted by HTS When did this become a thing? Since when are games supposed to "respect your time"?

   
   Having infinite time.
   
   Just NEET things.
5. 2019-08-15 at 6:57 PM UTC

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   Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Having infinite time.
   
   Just NEET things.

   
   You're not supposed to sit down and grind Animal Crossing you god damn retard. It's like a digital bonsai. You log in every day to tend to your town rather than necessarily play it extensively. You set targets and achieve them systematically. Every once in a while you log in, play some minigames to boost your movement towards other goals. If you don't log in for too long, shit goes awry like a plant.
   
   Maybe you don't have any interest in a "management" type game or maybe you're just too undisciplined, idk. Either way it's obviously not for you, go back to playing The Sims and turn your brain off.
6. 2019-08-15 at 7:05 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Uhh, games are meant to be played for a long in each sitting. Also, HTS doesn't speak for most people who play video games who have jobs and don't play 16 hours a day because they don't get $750 a month from the government because they don't have video game addiction disorder like him.
7. 2019-08-15 at 7:16 PM UTC

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   Grylls Cum Looking Faggot [abrade this vocal tread-softly]
   theres a game called animal crossing? i dont even
8. 2019-08-15 at 7:20 PM UTC

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   Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country Dark Matter [my scoffingly uncritical tinning]
   I've never seen Animal Crossing in any store over here
9. 2019-08-15 at 7:41 PM UTC

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   Jiggaboo_Johnson Black Hole
   Chicks like to play it too.
10. 2019-08-16 at 12:12 PM UTC

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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]

    Originally posted by DietPiano Game is shit, they purposely make the menus take 5 minutes to go into and out of every time instead of Drop ALL and Sell Everything and things like that, the residents get mad if you talk to them 3 times in one day and repeat the same things on purpose until later, does not respect your time and once you realize how ungodly inefficient it is on purpose you see how little of a "game" it really is.

    
    what system do you got it for nigga? 3DS? I am rich in animal crossing from the last time I smoked meth I joined a bunch of animal crossing facebook pages and added all these 9 year old kids and they were balling giving me free furniture and throwing millions of bells on the ground like its nothing they just wanted me to look at their towns lol. Also bought a used copy of the game with this cute little girls town and she had 4million in the bank
    
    I dont have the heart to delete her town or character, come visit ill hook you up fat
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11. 2019-08-16 at 12:30 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ya i think i still have it for 3ds i think, the problem is that idk how to get online again due to my ds being hacked when i bought it and then nintendo releasing updates that ban you if you update... and i dont know to how to workaround that, ds hacking is complicated