Posts by HTS

1. 2019-08-20 at 7:29 PM UTC in Why are you such a stupid loser with a stupid face?
   

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   I passed out with my face in a gas tank when I was like 13 years old and huffin' them fumes. Probably nuked a good portion of my brain cells and intellectually castrated myself that way. And like I spent 24ish years with my body being ravaged by testosteroni so I'm pretty gross looking for obvious reasons. 😭
2. 2019-08-20 at 7:18 PM UTC in What TV series are you watching right now, space nigga?
   

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   Like Scrawny, I just finished up Mindhunters' second season. It was good I guess. I was really hoping for them to do more with BTK, but definitely worth watching.
   
   Also watching Avatar: The Last Airbender on Netflix for the last few day. I can see why it had/has such a hype fanbase. Great show. Surprisingly good writing in places for a western cartoon, and probably the only one I can think of that isn't a comedy. 😅
3. 2019-08-20 at 5:32 PM UTC in IF World news Confirmed by NASA that-
   

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   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood get really buff so I can try to punch it out of the sky
   
   

   
   This.
   
   
4. 2019-08-20 at 5:06 AM UTC in So how much money did you make today?
   

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   $40, but I did zero hours of work so that's not so bad. 😆
5. 2019-08-20 at 4:42 AM UTC in I plan on killing everyone
   

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   I'm so glad I'm dumb because if I wasn't I'd probably end up killing A LOT of people with some kind of engineered plague or something.
6. 2019-08-20 at 4:18 AM UTC in Why cant niggers ever act or talk like civilized/normal people?
   

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   Plenty of our melanated friends are eloquent and well-mannered individuals. They are basically no different than we wëak whytes are.
   
   If you're just asking why they have a distinct vernacular/dialect and subculture, it might have something to do with the fact they were isolated and segregated from the rest of society for basically ever.
7. 2019-08-19 at 4:19 PM UTC in Ghost has given up on trianglism
   

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   I haven't eaten, not truly, in 3 cycles of spiritual rebirth. My hunger for earthly food is but a symptom of this true starvation.
8. 2019-08-19 at 2:49 AM UTC in WE GOT A PUPPY!
   

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   Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal

   
   
   
   Just kidding though, that video was cute in the cringy cat lover way and I enjoyed it.
9. 2019-08-18 at 10:50 PM UTC in ATTN: L41n
   

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   It's yume/phm, isn't it?
   
   I'm pretty sure it is.
10. 2019-08-17 at 9:30 AM UTC in HTS, we were totally right.
    

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    Glad the tias blessed you with a bounty of foodstuffs, it's a shame somehow that it came at the cost of free beer though haha. Sounds like a good time.
11. 2019-08-17 at 8:26 AM UTC in twice in a fucking night
    

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    Originally posted by Sophie Are your finger tips warm right now, this is important if i am going to be imagining this situation.

    
    I... Yes? I mean.... *touches fingertips to fingertips*
    
    They're definitely at least the same temperature as my fingertips.
12. 2019-08-17 at 8:23 AM UTC in twice in a fucking night
    

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    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal You already proved it yourself

    
    Prove it.
    
    

    Originally posted by Sophie Touch my temples HTS, show me da wei. (no gay)

    
    *touches temples* embrace eternity, soph~
13. 2019-08-17 at 8:01 AM UTC in twice in a fucking night
    

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    Originally posted by Japan-Is-Eternal OP is schizophrenic

    
    Maybe. Prove it.
14. 2019-08-17 at 7:19 AM UTC in twice in a fucking night
    

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    It's pretty much the only interesting thing about my existence and if I were to stop recognizing it/it were to obfuscate itself from me I don't know what I'd do. Ha ha.
15. 2019-08-17 at 7:18 AM UTC in twice in a fucking night
    

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    But if I stop being entertaining maybe it'll stop so maybe I should keep being entertaining for it by doing "stuff" so it doesn't get bored.
16. 2019-08-17 at 7:17 AM UTC in twice in a fucking night
    

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    I suppose I should just laugh about it. I mean I literally can't do anything about it and it feels like I have control sometimes but I think that's just part of the joke so like what is even the point haha.
17. 2019-08-17 at 7:16 AM UTC in twice in a fucking night
    

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    Originally posted by Rear Naked Joke Buy a lottery ticket

    
    Trust me I've been there before and it doesn't want me to win the lottery. I've bought the ticket when it got loud and it just laughed at me. It's just... there, pushing on me spiritually like the way a migraine pushes on your eyes. It's just there, meaning something, and I don't know what to do about it. It's like being perpetually tea-bagged by a ghost and I can feel its spectral balls dangling across my forehead but I don't know what the fuck it wants and I'm semi-convinced its all just a big fucking joke.
    
    It's annoying as shit. Haha.
18. 2019-08-17 at 7:02 AM UTC in twice in a fucking night
    

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    Originally posted by Fonaplats Just start driving real fast through a gay pride parade and then say your hormones made you do it.

    
    That seems like it'd cause more problems than it could potentially solve, although the potential for windshield necromancy is pretty high. A kidney above the left wiper: what does it mean? In combination with the cracks in the glass?
19. 2019-08-17 at 6:58 AM UTC in twice in a fucking night
    

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    Originally posted by Fonaplats If you mix anti-freeze in some Gatorade you can solve this.

    
    I doubt it. I'd probably wake up in hospital, just like every other time. I'm not allowed to leave until I'm allowed to leave.
20. 2019-08-17 at 6:55 AM UTC in twice in a fucking night
    

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    Originally posted by Fonaplats If you can't bare them to us then who ever could you trust?

    
    16: I trust Santa more than you folks.
    
    20: I only trust myself. Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est.
    
    (those are d20 rolls for each answer i thought of haha)