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  2. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by -SpectraL As soon as drug addicts go into their crazed schtick, they should be immediately hogtied with their arms and legs behind their back, a billiard ball shoved in their mouth and then duct-taped shut, and put in a dark, secluded room until all the drugs wear off. Hear no evil, see no evil. Out of sight, out of mind.

    As soon as senile old people like you go into their crazed sctick they should be harvested for usable organs and then put out of their misery.
  3. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Solstice As soon as senile old people like you go into their crazed sctick they should be harvested for usable organs and then put out of their misery.

    As soon as people like you type 'sctick' you should be harvested for NOTHING.
  4. Old people organs are worthless
  5. http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2009/08/here-is-my-maggot-story.html?showComment=1363157553108&m=1#c4380053126226527450

    I've been reading the comments on this since I emerge from bundyholexicoma
  6. Ghost Black Hole
    Ah yes blowfly girl that's a real classic. There's another similar one out there I can't remember the name tho
  7. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by DietPiano Old people organs are worthless

    Not true. Dog food sells for $1.99 a can.
  8. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by mmQ As soon as people like you type 'sctick' you should be harvested for NOTHING.

    That will be a bountiful harvest. I AM nothing.

    210 ug LSD under my tongue and 150 mg pure MDMA ready to go, breakfast of champions. Time to smoke a cone and blast off.
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  9. HTS highlight reel
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  10. G4LM African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frumbob 🐎🦄🐈🐯🐷🦊 it was cheap like 2$, cpm enhances bundy, and they were out of kofjelz

    Are you really this poor tho? If you pay for shipping I'll send you robocough. I'll never use it and I have your address anyway thnx to Roshambo doxxin you. I think I have two or three bottles. Not sure.
  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by HTS

    Im in the gym audibly laughing at that picture and laughing everytime I remember it
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  12. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Im in the gym audibly laughing at that picture and laughing everytime I remember it

    How's physiotherapy going cripple
  13. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by G4LM Are you really this poor tho? If you pay for shipping I'll send you robocough. I'll never use it and I have your address anyway thnx to Roshambo doxxin you. I think I have two or three bottles. Not sure.

    I was about to pull up some listing on Empire for 50 grams of bundy and offer to buy him that if he goes away but no one is even selling that shit now because the better dissociatives are so much more plentiful and cheap.
  14. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Sudo Im in the gym audibly laughing at that picture and laughing everytime I remember it

  15. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    LSD + MDMA sitting outside with my animals in the sun smoking a bowl, best shit ever. Might eat an edible too.
  16. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice LSD + MDMA sitting outside with my animals in the sun smoking a bowl, best shit ever. Might eat an edible too.
    Chillin dawg

    I'm just vaping rather than smoking a bowl of my weed and both my cats are inside. I have acid but for some reason I really haven't been in the mood for quite a while, even though I've done it recently.
  17. Ghost Black Hole
    So much ketamine on the darknet but I haven't seen MXE forever
  18. Ghost Black Hole
    They should replace the American Judicial system with AI Judge Judy's
  19. Rear Naked Joke African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost They should replace the American Judicial system with AI Judge Judy's

    You kid but I actually do think that justice, to a certain level, should be automated. For example in terms of civil cases, it would essentially turn into forced binding arbitration.

    I do not know how we could set up such a system without either inflexibility to nuanced circumstances or programmer bias. But I guess that's where the AI would come in.
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  20. Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Th

    Originally posted by Ghost So much ketamine on the darknet but I haven't seen MXE forever

    They have it but you have to pay like $60/g for anything legit it seems and even that estimate is low.

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