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  1. #1
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    You should maybe drive north into Oklahoma or Nebraska for a few nights

    not sure how strong this fucker is going to be but it seems to be heading between you and Fort worth. could turn either way
    Take videos for us

    https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/06/weather/hurricane-beryl-south-texas-coast-weekend-sunday-monday
  2. #2
    Enigma African Astronaut [memorize my carmelite sway]
    u trying to get laid or something???
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  3. #3
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    If I started putting ads out there for everytime we had strong winds.

    I'd have a sore bottom.
  4. #4
    I can't imagine abandoning your property when there's a hurricane. I just don't get the mindset. I mean what if you need to fix something or tie something down?
  5. #5
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I can't imagine abandoning your property when there's a hurricane. I just don't get the mindset. I mean what if you need to fix something or tie something down?

    I didn't mean "Leave it behind" without boarding the windows first and tie'n shit down

    its probably smarter to head West towards El Paso or North east into Arkansas or some shit. because if its slams north and keeps going you wouldn't want to head towards Oklahoma. hell Oklahoma will probably get pounded with flooding rain. I just hope it doesn't blow through mexico and up into LA like it did last year. what a fucking mess that was
  6. #6
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I hate humid heat too. its so fucking gross. it got that way last year which is rare for the bay area.

    I love Las Vegas because it's super hot but dry as fuck. outside of picking sand boogers from my nose the last time I went, It was super neat walking around in shorts with my honky white legs and wearing a short sleeve shirt at midnight drinking a modela in my hand walking past cops. them not giving a fuck (Not sure if its legal or not)

    suddenly cheap houses in Las Vegas have been going through the roof. I knew I should of bought that condo 3 years ago
  7. #7
    Drove to work, zero traffic, roads are terrible, trees, flooding and debris everywhere, no power at work...that was a waste of time...now I'm stuck here as its too dangerous to drive back home.
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  8. #8
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    I'd love to be in a hurricane stateside just for the experience


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  9. #9
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I'v been in a flood in California and nearly got swept away in my car before being able to back up and turn around. its pretty wild when roads get washed out, especially windy ones going up/down steep hills.

    it doesn't rain as much as I hear in the Midwest but we have dry clay and so even 4-5 inches downpour will flood a dry or low line river with 30 feet of water from the steep hills it drains off of.
  10. #10
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Drove to work, zero traffic, roads are terrible, trees, flooding and debris everywhere, no power at work…that was a waste of time…now I'm stuck here as its too dangerous to drive back home.

    Where is here. did you drive out of state?
  11. #11
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny Where is here. did you drive out of state?

    "Drove to work, zero traffic, roads are terrible, trees, flooding and debris everywhere, no power at work…that was a waste of time…now I'm stuck here"

    Lay off the crack pipe brah.
  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Wozny's talking out of his cock holder.
  13. #13
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    He answers me then tells me to lay of the crack.

    weird people.



    Originally posted by Bradley Wozny's talking out of his cock holder.

    Attention whore
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny He answers me then tells me to lay of the crack.

    weird people.





    Attention whore

    red was disappointed u didn't want to talk last Sunday. But don't worry, we're doing it again this Sunday!!!
  15. #15
    Originally posted by Lanny Lanny He answers me then tells me to lay of the crack.

    weird people.





    Attention whore

    I simply copy/pasted the answer that was already THERE

    It's not so much answering you as pointing out your inability to comprehend (which you just doubled down on )
  16. #16
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley red was disappointed u didn't want to talk last Sunday. But don't worry, we're doing it again this Sunday!!!

    Why did you quote me and then say something way off topic.

    go away. I don't talk anymore on the phone. I put it on Do Not Disturb now. if I didni't need it for certain activities I wouldn't even have one or I'd keep it in my car instead of the house. and I would only carry it with me, turned off and only use it if it was an Emergency. cept I use it for music on YouTube when I take walks. I'm sick of talking to people outside of calling my Mom at her nursing home.

    Fuck off Bradley. you're too codependent. learn to be independent
  17. #17
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    I don't mean fuck off. you're a good kid I'm sure but just fuck off
  18. #18
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    ..fucker
  19. #19
    Bradley Florida Man
    Damn Wozny he just made you look like a massive retarded bitch.
  20. #20
    Lanny Lanny African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I simply copy/pasted the answer that was already THERE

    It's not so much answering you as pointing out your inability to comprehend (which you just doubled down on )

    you're starting from the middle. you have to go back. I thought when you answered the first time you had left the area and was driving back from outside of the county or state and hit debris and obstacles trying to get back in. not that you stayed and was driving into work. also I thought you worked out of your own house. I thought you had a business like in your garage or some shit.
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