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Posts by EduCaTional CATastropHE

  1. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The cut the offending finger off.

    they're already all gone

  2. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    fucking non white girls and having hella mixed race babies then making an army
  3. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Is this scron

  4. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    thanks fam im trying to stay up its hard though
  5. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    the other day i was peeling some dried paint out of this bucket and i guess was a little too vigorous and i ended up like peeling off the side of one of my fingernails from the skin and then the part of it that separated kinda spread to the base where (at least it looks like maybe idk) the fingernail grows from, so that the side of the fingernail and half of the base of the fingernail closest to the separated side was all separated from the actual finger but still just held in place by the part that was still attached. after a few days i got tired of this situation and just figured fuck it, im just going to peel up and out the parts that are separated so they wont end up getting caught on some random object when i go to use my hand and end up painfully ripping the rest of the nail off.

    so i started peeling that shit up and got the side and the half of the base all off and all that shit and lo and behold, what do i see under the parts i ripped up? another fucking fingernail but its only like half thickness. so i guess my finger just decided to take it upon itself to grow a fucking spare fingernail underneath but its not a FULLY FUNCTIONAL fingernail or anything its just like a little stunted half nail thing but at the same time its attached to the rest of the original nail that never was damaged or ripped out and has just been there this whole time. and so now im just like....ive never been in this situation before, dont know what the hell my nail is going to do to fix that shit but im kind of interested to watch and see what happens. it doesnt really seem to have had a solid grasp of its function as a nail or what to do (idk where the hell it thinks it got permission from to use precious calories to build a little half nail thing in the first place, it definitely wasnt me because i would never sign off on such a waste of resources especially since ive been pretty calorically challenged and in an environment of scarcity these last few years.) and since it decided to just latch on to the other existing nail, it just seems like its totally winging it and im just like "fuck bro do you even think at all?" then i realize its just a fingernail so presumably no but then if it doesnt think then how the fuck was it just like "ima make this lil half nail homie will never know the difference lets go party LOL"
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  7. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fox Why don’t you go to the homeless shelter instead you fucking meth head? They probably have a whole bird, just for you. Go grab some handouts, loser

    damn you fuckin grinch lol. someone tries to spread a little HOLIDAY CHEER and you just start screaming about methheads

    go get the covid 19 vaccine so ur heart can become enlarged x3 then once u have holiday spirit again u can come with me to steal catalytic converters, were going to use the palladium to make fancy ornaments for the tree
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  9. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    why the fuck im shitposting instead of getting dank thxgiving leftovers from my neighbors rn

    oh wait i remembered it because i couldnt find my phone lol
  10. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock is it?

    leon says it iz




    fuck it for good measure i guess might as well throw this shit in there 2:

  11. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock youre either member of the kike subspecies or mongoloid subspecies. theyre the only ones mentally defective enough to justify such drivel. your outlook is based on the usury and debt-based economy that is entirely too prevalent in todays society. you using the term 'capital' to define a food item…a necessity to survival and existence…is an example of your degenerate juden thought process. this is part of why modern society is so fucked.

    using your example, yes, ancient farmers…as in sumerian/mesopamian times, not 'pre-historic' as in times where there are no records (written or oral)…would acquire resources outside of their means. the records of exactly your example are found on many…countless…clay tablets written in cuneiform. firstly, they didnt have money. they bartered or used actual tangibles as the means of exchange…such as 'bundles' of wheat…'bunches' of fish…etc. they didnt have weights. 'shekels' were where they sorta kinda started to weigh things.

    uber simplified example: if a farmer needed more resources than he had available he'd go to family members first, then 'neighbors', or then wealthy members of the city or merchants. then theyd make an arrangement about what the 'lender' would provide then once the crop was harvested, such as how much of that crop would be given to the lender as repayment for his (or rarely her) INVESTMENT. this was all 'written' down on a clay tablet as a binding contract. regarding the 'barely competent' farmer…that farmer would not be given any investments due to his reputation.

    no all that shit is way too complicated just do it the old fashioned way fam

  12. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock i dont pay a single iota of attention to what other peoples opinions or outlooks on anything are. everyone ive ever knows who is critical of other peoples lifes choices are the ones that are proportionately the most hypocritical in their own shitty decisions.

    i wasnt trying to be that critical but uhh yea

    Originally posted by Lanny Unironically using “fr” is why you’re not getting laid, brother

    this is objectively the least relevant reason there could ever possibly be. aside from that extremely obvious fact though, i think ive seen only a handful of girls id even want to bang in like years. most of you nauseate me to some degree if im just being completely honest. and theres nothing worse than being nauseated during sex and then being like "oh fuck i gotta finish quick or ima puke" and then of course just by the very fact that you even thought about it just distracts you and then it makes it harder to finish and then right off the bat youre stuck in a negative feedback loop and that shit is not going to happen but then you have to try and finish anyway so you just get hella nauseous and soft and the girl starts crying about how you dont find her attractive and so on and youre like "damn i really dont even like you that much im not about to sit here and come up with 1 million reasons why ur super hot etc to feed your ego"

    you know what you bastards really killed the whole concept of going online to talk shit. its like not as fun anymore because someone always has to be like OH YEA BUT REMEMBER IRL? but my intuition tells me you know im right but are just too yellowbellied or whatever to admit it and my intuition is never wrong

    im gonna stop talking now before one of you assholes steals my bike again
  13. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny time will tell.

    africans are better off owned by chinamen.

    i mean youre not wrong lol no racism intended u know what i mean fam
  14. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    like i want some crazy ass spicy shrimp pizza and drum n bass
  15. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    like micheal savage back in 2001 but sexier and more multicultural
  16. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Hella Caffeinated
  17. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock '2 or 3 times in a row'

    fucking amateurs. when im on a holiday with my girl and dont have any other priorities we'll fuck so many times a day i lose count.

    thats what i mean, fucking 2 times in a row or like with a shortish break between is average as fuck and the fact that its perceived as deviant or weird by some is just those people projecting some internal weirdness they had embedded in them at some point by americans weird ass offended way of interacting with each other.

    basically when your entire perception of self is based off of polishing a facade of an ego based on the shit fake ideas being shoved down everyones throats by culture which is thoroughly poisoned and has been totally hijacked by commercial interests it just twists and fucks everything up and people dont realize how insane it is because it works on everyone at the same time unless you actively resist it. i mean people really b out here all looking at each other trying to pretend like YEA OK WERE ALL GOING TO AGREE FUCKING TWICE IN A ROW IS FUCKING WEIRD AND U SHOULD PROBABLY BE LOCKED UP. like really bro???? are people that spineless and full of cowardice theyll all just pretend to agree and go along with it and nobodys going to be like "oh actually i fucked twice in a day many times before and it was fuckin awesome, no downsides" but instead theyre just going to mentally fuckin freeze up, PARALYZED WITH FEAR that the collective opinion of them will be negative or label them some sort of fucking weirdo so theyre like NOPE I COULD NEVER BE THAT HORNY ANYONE WHO IS IS A FUCKING DEVIANT PSYCHOPATH WEIRDO LETZ CORRECT THAT RIGHT NOW then they end up going on some weird witch hunt where its totally obvious theyre just trying to project some contrived mental elitist mental gymanstics induced farce of a morality onto everyone else because theyre horrified that they dont understand basic human interaction without constantly trying to play someone else or get $10 out of them just because they can try and fuck it, why not?
  18. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    instead of war we just need an international summit on grammar and phonics and language
  19. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock no, the 'debt trap' is also known as 'usury'…which is the term it has been defined as for about 5,000 years and been banned for longer than it has been allowed. do some historical research.

    youre essentially just saying you dont believe scams exist because theyre illegal
  20. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i dont believe shit even when the feds show up at my door fronting with a fake publishers clearing house check for 2 million dollars like pffft yea fuckin right bro gtfo here w/ that shit i dont believe it ur still pretty chill though lol im just not that naive
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