just dumpster dove a vacuum, got back plugged it in and the motor was burning up spitting a bunch of smoke out so i went and dumpster dove YET ANOTHER vacuum and a couple pieces of wood from this big junk pile a local restaurant left out back and one of those cylindrical wood poles that goes in closets to hang clothes from that i plan on using as a curtain hanger, all before work WHAT ARE U DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT R U DOING WUTRUDOING
fuck lanny hes too busy swilling cheap vermouth and being a dirty commie and fucking frala who is NOT EVEN FROM &T OR &Z BUT DH WHAT THE FUCK LANNY. you are not fit to continue jeffs legacy, i will instead inherit the temple and lead us to glory
i have black tactical lightweight steel toe school shooter looking boots, if you get brown boots like those ones above i am seriously questioning your sexuality at this point
theres nothing inherently wrong with owning a TV but if you need it as a necessary prerequisite to forming any sort of relationship then those relationships are totally counterfeit. if your family leaves u if you get rid of the tv they were never family in the first place. i mean ffs can people just like go for a walk in the park with someone since its scenic, healthy, chill and enjoyable and actually conducive to real conversation and getting to know someone better rather than just putting on some nonsense hour long commercial, numbing your minds out so you dont have to think about what youre actually doing with your time/life because if you did you'd feel bad about it due to obvious reasons. fuck. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING
i quit nicotine like a little over a week ago, it's pretty dope not having to inhale shit all goddamn day and cough up a lung and also my blood pressure went waaaay down a few days after i cut it out completely.
it's basically like admitting to whatever girl you convinced to come to your place that "yea i'm hella boring and just used all my mental effort for the day and exhausted any game i had just trying to get you to come over and so to compensate for that and give myself the highest chance of getting laid so i can brag 2 my friends after im just going to pay to let some douche from the office or whatever to entertain you for me while i simp out in my head but pretend really hard like im not outwardly because thats what some book or some other fool told me i had to do to get laid and thus get respect from other people i really dont give a shit about but what else is there even to do in life?"
what a horrible ritual. fuck getting a tv. "OH BUT HOW R U GONNA FUCK A SET OF TITS AND ASS IF U DONT HAVE TV??? THEN BARELY ANY GURLS WONT WANNA COME BONE U"
fucking good. enhancement out the trash early and easily with this one simple trick. just dont absolutely cuck yourself and devote yourself to eternal simpitude by literally shaping your entire life and bringing a bunch of bullshit you dont even like into it just to get laid. NONE OF YOU EVEN FUCKING LIKE EACH OTHER ANYWAYS. probably very few of you anyways from what i can tell.
while ur out worrying about manipulating some bitch you cant even stand literary just so you can go to other people after and be like TEEHEE THATS WHY ONLY DA BIGBOIS GET LAID BROTHER im doing what the fuck i want to with all this free time and mental energy im not using on useless bullshit. plus youll probably just get an STD or unwanted pregnancy that you then have to take care of or deal with one way or the other.
theres this idea that the human mind builds functional models based on how it interacts with reality and that those models only develop enough complexity and accuracy to sufficiently explain whatever your daily life needs to explain. so like wrt physics, most people understand things like velocity or acceleration to a perfectly fine degree to get through their day, to drive a car around and avoid getting in a crash, so they think they understand those concepts til they take a calculus based mechanics course and then you realize they are actually a lot more complicated than you thought and you see examples of weird shit that happens in different scenarios and you think its amgic or a trick or something because its so foreign to your current models of how shit works, but in reality its not a trick or magic or misrepresentation, its the way its always worked, you just never needed to account for that scenario so your intuitively developed model of mechanics totally excluded it.
this is a scientific example but this concept is similar for everyones thinking in all aspects of life. you wont understand me and you dont need to if you dont want to. you can think of it as a defect, thats fine by me. just dont expect me to agree or to change to fit the models you think i should just because you cannot understand something you have never had the prerequisite experiences to be able to.
the other day i was peeling some dried paint out of this bucket and i guess was a little too vigorous and i ended up like peeling off the side of one of my fingernails from the skin and then the part of it that separated kinda spread to the base where (at least it looks like maybe idk) the fingernail grows from, so that the side of the fingernail and half of the base of the fingernail closest to the separated side was all separated from the actual finger but still just held in place by the part that was still attached. after a few days i got tired of this situation and just figured fuck it, im just going to peel up and out the parts that are separated so they wont end up getting caught on some random object when i go to use my hand and end up painfully ripping the rest of the nail off.
so i started peeling that shit up and got the side and the half of the base all off and all that shit and lo and behold, what do i see under the parts i ripped up? another fucking fingernail but its only like half thickness. so i guess my finger just decided to take it upon itself to grow a fucking spare fingernail underneath but its not a FULLY FUNCTIONAL fingernail or anything its just like a little stunted half nail thing but at the same time its attached to the rest of the original nail that never was damaged or ripped out and has just been there this whole time. and so now im just like....ive never been in this situation before, dont know what the hell my nail is going to do to fix that shit but im kind of interested to watch and see what happens. it doesnt really seem to have had a solid grasp of its function as a nail or what to do (idk where the hell it thinks it got permission from to use precious calories to build a little half nail thing in the first place, it definitely wasnt me because i would never sign off on such a waste of resources especially since ive been pretty calorically challenged and in an environment of scarcity these last few years.) and since it decided to just latch on to the other existing nail, it just seems like its totally winging it and im just like "fuck bro do you even think at all?" then i realize its just a fingernail so presumably no but then if it doesnt think then how the fuck was it just like "ima make this lil half nail homie will never know the difference lets go party LOL"
Originally posted by Fox
Why don’t you go to the homeless shelter instead you fucking meth head? They probably have a whole bird, just for you. Go grab some handouts, loser
damn you fuckin grinch lol. someone tries to spread a little HOLIDAY CHEER and you just start screaming about methheads
go get the covid 19 vaccine so ur heart can become enlarged x3 then once u have holiday spirit again u can come with me to steal catalytic converters, were going to use the palladium to make fancy ornaments for the tree
