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Posts by EduCaTional CATastropHE

  1. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    im not beating it im KILLIN it fam
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    lets do a poetry reading in the metaverse
  3. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    omg it NEVER STOPS

    2 months ago it was GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
    one week ago it was WAKE THE FUCK UP
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  5. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Drip too hard, don't stand too close
    You gon' fuq around and drown off this wave 🌊

    Doing all these shows, I've been on the road
    I don't care where I go, long as I get paid 💴

    Bad lil' vibe, she been on my mind
    Soon as I get back, she getting slayed 🥰

    Do this all the time, this ain't no surprise
    Every other night, another movie get made 🎥

    🎶💘


    NO CHILL

  6. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i would probably marry WAN if i wasn't already engaged....she wasn't really attractive but she was crazy as fuck and funny and azn

  7. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    HOW EMBARASSING LOL WHAT AN AMATURE and i don't even mean porn
  8. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    lol gotchu faggot
  9. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor It was fun while it lasted…. state the obvious by stating it in ways that are not obvious.



    There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn't true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.

    thats why j cole is such a gentlemen

    Fool me one time shame on you
    Fool me twice, can't put the blame on you
    Fool me three times, fuck the peace signs
    Load the chopper, let it rain on you

    he waits til the 3rd time even though by the 2nd betrayal its already more than obvious whats going on. just to be 100% sure i guess. i feel like most people would be at that point by the time they were sure they had already been got by time number 2.
  10. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein You’ve made 4 posts and 3 of them have been to me…who are you ?

    ur stalker

    jk but

    95% of the posts here are just noise with absolutely nothing substantial or its the same old jokes from 4 years ago, thats why it seems like im stalking you. i've actually considered making my own "candy land" style blog thread but yours has already dwarfed any comparable threads in size and longevity, even outperforming i think all past TRTs which is fucking INSANE and i dont think i would be able to live with myself anymore if i tried and mine just got immediately flushed off the front page and into the mongolvoid
  11. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    from oral infections to oral injections: a story of addiction and the long road to redemption
  12. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I got my gf snail mucin n botox injections in her jaw to help jaw pain bc i have a big dick and she said it helps a lot

    nice im gonna give my gf all kinds of oral injections
  13. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I used to jack it to Clarissa when I was 12 or 13, I used to want to tear her ass up! 😂

  14. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked GIRL U BETTER PUT SOME POPCORN IN THE MICROWAVE N GET UR PUSSY ATE

    lol

    now im just trying to get past my first 30 posts or whatever the fuck so i can think ppl


    yep thats essentially my main life goal rn
  15. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    ive considered getting botox injections into my jaw muscle before because they use it to non cosmetically treat jaw muscles that have grown too strong from continuous clenching for years on end and it supposedly kills the habit or some shit idk. my jaw feels fine these dayz though
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    my chakras are all burning like fuck

    i didnt even know that shit was real
  18. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Just look at the thirst lolololol

    that and a drop top delorean

  19. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    perched up rd 2
  20. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    💯 😭

    PI sCEes ENERGY

    i can't wait to truly be out here
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