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Posts by EduCaTional CATastropHE

  1. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    nope you said running lanny fire up the wayback machine were gonna hold this fucker accountable wheres my mothafuckin BRED
  2. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i'll go running for $200, how long are we talking? pretty sure i could bust out a couple miles rn no problem
  3. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    oh wait i got a good one

    a quart of water + 2 packets of orange or green kool aid + half cup of sugar
  4. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    lemons/limes + water + sugar + gbl + etizolam/diclazepam/flualprazolam (depending on current YEET levels) + caffeine

    or if youre not a world class chef like i am just buy one of those killer lemonades from panera and dump the benzos and gbl in it or just maybe whatever you got under the kitchen sink if u really about that gutter life whatever
  5. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    those things are fuckin legit

    but last time i did dmt i was lit af on IV meth already like an hour earlier and there was this glass container full of like dmt/acacia confusa goop and i just torched the end of a tube and stuck it right in the glass, totally blindly going into heroic dose territory probably, held for like 20 seconds and on the exhale was immediately gone. it was extremely unpleasant because i had no idea what even happened, no clue i was tripping at all, no clue what reality was, just that i was stuck in this weird ass shit that i knew wasnt normal with no way to find my way back. i kept on running (in my trip, irl i was just laying there) and trying to get out and it was some fucked up trap every time with this weird demon bitch thing fucking with me. then when i started to sober up just a bit but was still *there* and i started thinking i must be having a stroke, or cardiac arrest, or some other death pattern brought on by shooting up meth. but eventually i came back. for better or worse.

  6. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Third Temple [video]https://streamable.com/p87lij[/video]



    LOL FUCK IT CANT EMBED ARTHUR TREACHER CIRCA 2015
  7. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    idk im sippin some coffee rn and have yet to feed a bitch sleeping pills (unless we were both just getting fucked up on them lmao)
  8. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i'll shoot that motherfucker and bbq his reindeer lmao

    then i'll take all the toys and sell them on ebay
  9. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood freedom of speech, you fucking commie piece of shit

    NAZI!!


    well, that looks a lot more exciting than my current life
  10. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    birds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒbirds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒbirds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒbirds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒbirds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒbirds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒbirds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒbirds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒbirds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒbirds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒbirds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒbirds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒbirds that bob their head back and forth and peep really fast when they fly away 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒ
  11. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT bacon fat, flour, milk, salt , pepper

    get the fat hot, add a small amount of flour like a small fist full,, then brown it, and add milk slowly as you stir with a fork, add pepper and salt, keep stirring till it starts to thicken stop adding milk before it gets to thin, if it do add a smidge more flour.

    about to try this thx fam
  12. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    justice 4 her husband now

    weeb livez matter
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  14. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    this shit gives me chills and idk if its the lyrics or remembering being blasted on MXE hitting the pizzo and nitrous and being like "oh fuck i gotta come back" but not even being able to also everyone creeps me out

  15. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    the sheer amount of time you waste at this while never once succeeding in what youre trying to do is fucking mind boggling lol
  16. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    who even needs a secret life when ur public life is this awesome?
  17. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    until the motherfucking prisoners are released and there is actually someone who wants to talk to me im just going to keep spewing shit out. like its going to happen regardless of whether anyone listens or not. whether anyone understands or believes that is not something i can control nor do i want to but you'd think after a decade of observing NIS you'd be like...oh i see...
  18. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    keith lemon is fucking innocent though he did absoluely nothing wrong

    i wonder what that dude is up to these days
  19. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    lanny is way too busy flipping through netflix in a drunken stupor in bed half naked with lala trying to find the right program to get his rocks off nn to ban or uban anyone FACTS
  20. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    o yea well im HIV negative and i dont even really give a fuck if i get herpes so

    ***SHRUG***
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