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Posts by EduCaTional CATastropHE

  1. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    this shit gives me chills and idk if its the lyrics or remembering being blasted on MXE hitting the pizzo and nitrous and being like "oh fuck i gotta come back" but not even being able to also everyone creeps me out

  2. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    the sheer amount of time you waste at this while never once succeeding in what youre trying to do is fucking mind boggling lol
  3. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    who even needs a secret life when ur public life is this awesome?
  4. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    until the motherfucking prisoners are released and there is actually someone who wants to talk to me im just going to keep spewing shit out. like its going to happen regardless of whether anyone listens or not. whether anyone understands or believes that is not something i can control nor do i want to but you'd think after a decade of observing NIS you'd be like...oh i see...
  5. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    keith lemon is fucking innocent though he did absoluely nothing wrong

    i wonder what that dude is up to these days
  6. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    lanny is way too busy flipping through netflix in a drunken stupor in bed half naked with lala trying to find the right program to get his rocks off nn to ban or uban anyone FACTS
  7. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    o yea well im HIV negative and i dont even really give a fuck if i get herpes so

    ***SHRUG***
  8. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    im not about passive aggression im about aggressive passion
  9. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    just dumpster dove a vacuum, got back plugged it in and the motor was burning up spitting a bunch of smoke out so i went and dumpster dove YET ANOTHER vacuum and a couple pieces of wood from this big junk pile a local restaurant left out back and one of those cylindrical wood poles that goes in closets to hang clothes from that i plan on using as a curtain hanger, all before work WHAT ARE U DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT R U DOING WUTRUDOING
  10. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    about to go dumpster dive a fuckin vacuum cleaner
  11. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I really am the sweetest girl in the whole wide world…

    They don’t makem like me anymore…they really don’t ❤️

    u just admitted to being a robot
  12. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i dont care if ur popeye on 10 cans of spinach u still aint gettin past the line of scrimmage

  13. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    more like CUTEST CUTTIES AMIRITE

  14. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    fuck lanny hes too busy swilling cheap vermouth and being a dirty commie and fucking frala who is NOT EVEN FROM &T OR &Z BUT DH WHAT THE FUCK LANNY. you are not fit to continue jeffs legacy, i will instead inherit the temple and lead us to glory
  15. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i have black tactical lightweight steel toe school shooter looking boots, if you get brown boots like those ones above i am seriously questioning your sexuality at this point
  16. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    theres nothing inherently wrong with owning a TV but if you need it as a necessary prerequisite to forming any sort of relationship then those relationships are totally counterfeit. if your family leaves u if you get rid of the tv they were never family in the first place. i mean ffs can people just like go for a walk in the park with someone since its scenic, healthy, chill and enjoyable and actually conducive to real conversation and getting to know someone better rather than just putting on some nonsense hour long commercial, numbing your minds out so you dont have to think about what youre actually doing with your time/life because if you did you'd feel bad about it due to obvious reasons. fuck. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHAT ARE YOU DOING
  17. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i quit nicotine like a little over a week ago, it's pretty dope not having to inhale shit all goddamn day and cough up a lung and also my blood pressure went waaaay down a few days after i cut it out completely.

  18. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    it's basically like admitting to whatever girl you convinced to come to your place that "yea i'm hella boring and just used all my mental effort for the day and exhausted any game i had just trying to get you to come over and so to compensate for that and give myself the highest chance of getting laid so i can brag 2 my friends after im just going to pay to let some douche from the office or whatever to entertain you for me while i simp out in my head but pretend really hard like im not outwardly because thats what some book or some other fool told me i had to do to get laid and thus get respect from other people i really dont give a shit about but what else is there even to do in life?"

    what a horrible ritual. fuck getting a tv. "OH BUT HOW R U GONNA FUCK A SET OF TITS AND ASS IF U DONT HAVE TV??? THEN BARELY ANY GURLS WONT WANNA COME BONE U"

    fucking good. enhancement out the trash early and easily with this one simple trick. just dont absolutely cuck yourself and devote yourself to eternal simpitude by literally shaping your entire life and bringing a bunch of bullshit you dont even like into it just to get laid. NONE OF YOU EVEN FUCKING LIKE EACH OTHER ANYWAYS. probably very few of you anyways from what i can tell.

    while ur out worrying about manipulating some bitch you cant even stand literary just so you can go to other people after and be like TEEHEE THATS WHY ONLY DA BIGBOIS GET LAID BROTHER im doing what the fuck i want to with all this free time and mental energy im not using on useless bullshit. plus youll probably just get an STD or unwanted pregnancy that you then have to take care of or deal with one way or the other.

    theres this idea that the human mind builds functional models based on how it interacts with reality and that those models only develop enough complexity and accuracy to sufficiently explain whatever your daily life needs to explain. so like wrt physics, most people understand things like velocity or acceleration to a perfectly fine degree to get through their day, to drive a car around and avoid getting in a crash, so they think they understand those concepts til they take a calculus based mechanics course and then you realize they are actually a lot more complicated than you thought and you see examples of weird shit that happens in different scenarios and you think its amgic or a trick or something because its so foreign to your current models of how shit works, but in reality its not a trick or magic or misrepresentation, its the way its always worked, you just never needed to account for that scenario so your intuitively developed model of mechanics totally excluded it.

    this is a scientific example but this concept is similar for everyones thinking in all aspects of life. you wont understand me and you dont need to if you dont want to. you can think of it as a defect, thats fine by me. just dont expect me to agree or to change to fit the models you think i should just because you cannot understand something you have never had the prerequisite experiences to be able to.
  19. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    was thinking of this song @ the dentists office the other day
  20. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra you are a DISGUSTING MUTANT

    thats why im going to professor x's school for wolverines and powerpuff girls or whatever the fuck

    wait the powerpuff girls have been around for a while now i figure theyre probably at least in their like mid 20s by now right?
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