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My New Boots (again)

  1. #21
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 You can still do that, but you seem happy with your WalMart shoes

    where you do all your shopping dumpster diving
  2. #22
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by infinityshock the way they look is irrelevant…theyre work boots intended to be functional, not froofroo. the heel and toe protection are specifically for protection from heavy use for someone who is going to use them for heavy use. i dont buy cheap boots with the specific intention of getting what is paid for in terms of quality…and definitely dont buy them from walmart where work boots last about a month. ive been wearing that brand for years…i have a pair of boots that are a year and a half old and have worn out the tread and split the side from so much use.



    poorfag. my boots cost more than yours. stop shopping at alibaba. hold out your alms cup and ill toss you a rupee so you can feed your family for a week

    those things you have are the equivalent of suburbanite office denizens driving a full sized pickup truck: for pure appearances and the larping as someone who does something instead of pretending to.

    you call those things 'boots' but if you showed up on a work-site wearing that froofroo shoe, the only work they'd be doing is keeping your ears warm while the real workers wearing real boots dipped their wicks in your dainty little dooper.

    theyre not 'boots'…theyre more like dancing slippers. something a stripper would wear. stop wasting time online and get yourself back on the stage so you can work that pole in your pretty dancing shoes for your day job so you can afford your nigh classes in ballet. fulfilling your lifelong aspirations to be a ballerina, prancing around wearing that dayglo orange footwear to match your frilly tutu and underoos.

    Someone uses you heavily.
    Gross
  3. #23
    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    i only wear American-Made boots *Sits up straight* *holds up nose*
  4. #24
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Someone uses you heavily.
    Gross

    You're just jealous no one has any use for you
  5. #25
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by infinityshock Then that makes your clod hoppers alibaba-tier ankle warmers.

    What I got is real working man's footwear.

    Also…your day-glo orange accents are very pretty. You can be sure the peacocking will come in handy when you order your roofie daquiri at the gay bar.

    I can't get over that comment bro.
    Omw to return gay boots.

  6. #26
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I can't get over that comment bro.
    Omw to return gay boots.


    good call. when youre at the returns desk and the cashier asks your reason for returning them...you can show them this thread

    when you get new ones the key is avoid any colors in the gay rainbow.
  7. #27
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]


    Hopefully these will do me okay
  8. #28
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    Hopefully these will do me okay

    much better selection

    did you explain to the cashier why you were returning the foofoo shoe for the more masculine version?
  9. #29
    BeeReBuddy motherfucker [pimp your due marabout]
    Originally posted by infinityshock much better selection

    did you explain to the cashier why you were returning the foofoo shoe for the more masculine version?

    I think I spent more hours in the store than she had this past week.
    There wasn't much need to say anything.
    Along with my receipt she handed me a beer coozy.
    I hate the boot store by my house so much. I'd rather dip my dick into the fucking sun than try and find a not gay boot in that store.
    I ended up getting the exact same boot I already wear because fuck it.
  10. #30
    Niggles Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by infinityshock show me at your ballet class doing plies

    i wanna see what your stripper job is paying for

    LOL Dat nigga wear a size 8

    I'm only 5'11" n change n wear an 11
  11. #31
    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Originally posted by Niggles LOL Dat nigga wear a size 8

    I'm only 5'11" n change n wear an 11

    Haha you live in the UK.
    Go suck King Charles off you pheasant ass loser.
    Crumpits and Dr who.
    Fag
  12. #32
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by BeeReBuddy I think I spent more hours in the store than she had this past week.
    There wasn't much need to say anything.
    Along with my receipt she handed me a beer coozy.
    I hate the boot store by my house so much. I'd rather dip my dick into the fucking sun than try and find a not gay boot in that store.
    I ended up getting the exact same boot I already wear because fuck it.

    i havent bought shoes in a retail store in years. they sell what is most popular with the local NPCs...not what i want.
  13. #33
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    ITT: women compare shoes 💅💃💃💃
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #34
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Sudo ITT: women compare shoes 💅💃💃💃

    I don't see you posting your favorite pair of stilettos that you wear when you go out on a date with you boyfriend's. Stop being shy...go ahead and show everyone
  15. #35
    Originally posted by infinityshock the way they look is irrelevant…theyre work boots intended to be functional, not froofroo. the heel and toe protection are specifically for protection from heavy use for someone who is going to use them for heavy use. i dont buy cheap boots with the specific intention of getting what is paid for in terms of quality…and definitely dont buy them from walmart where work boots last about a month. ive been wearing that brand for years…i have a pair of boots that are a year and a half old and have worn out the tread and split the side from so much use.



    poorfag. my boots cost more than yours. stop shopping at alibaba. hold out your alms cup and ill toss you a rupee so you can feed your family for a week

    those things you have are the equivalent of suburbanite office denizens driving a full sized pickup truck: for pure appearances and the larping as someone who does something instead of pretending to.

    you call those things 'boots' but if you showed up on a work-site wearing that froofroo shoe, the only work they'd be doing is keeping your ears warm while the real workers wearing real boots dipped their wicks in your dainty little dooper.

    theyre not 'boots'…theyre more like dancing slippers. something a stripper would wear. stop wasting time online and get yourself back on the stage so you can work that pole in your pretty dancing shoes for your day job so you can afford your nigh classes in ballet. fulfilling your lifelong aspirations to be a ballerina, prancing around wearing that dayglo orange footwear to match your frilly tutu and underoos.

    lol china boots
  16. #36
    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    i have black tactical lightweight steel toe school shooter looking boots, if you get brown boots like those ones above i am seriously questioning your sexuality at this point
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