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Posts by EduCaTional CATastropHE

  1. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    we don't even have a term or word you can use to say "yes" or acknowledge that you are hearing what someone says, that doesn't have some sort of potentially disrespectful connotation to it. like say someone tells you or asks you to do something or whatever, if you say "yes" it sounds almost too formal like you're being sarcastic, if you are just like "yea" it probably sounds too casual, same with "yep", or you could try being like "affirmative" or "10-4" but those might come off as kinda goofily sarcastic or something like that. so then because of this damn near every single interaction you might have with someone has the potential to create a fuckton of wierdness and misunderstanding so then everyones just fuckin noided out all the time that other people are being condescending but probably the only fucking reason that is happening in the first place is because theyre just tripping out in their own head and there is literally no way to NOT sound condescending because of this fucked up ego warping shit we've decided to project on our language. its almost like the Japanese honorifics thing where verbs are conjugated differently depending on how close your relationship to the person you are talking to is, and if you are too informal or formal, you run the risk of offending the other party. EXCEPT in japanese at LEAST you can get it right whereas in english youre just FUCKED from the get go no matter what. THERE IS NO RIGHT ANSWER. WERE JUST GOING TO HAVE PROBLEMS NO MATTER WHAT. like what the hell is actually wrong witjh you lol. why is that appealing? in other languages you just say "ng" and move the fuck on with the conversation but NOPE NOT IN ENGLISH WE GOTTA FUCKING GET OFFENDED AND ACT WEIRD ABOUT IT.
  2. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    oops i meant this one

  3. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    this MASTER OF INTIMACy has SEXUAL INTERCOURSE 2 to THREE times a WEEEK CLICK HERE TO LEARN HIS ONE WEIRD TRICK UCAN BE JUST LIKE HIM LOL

    yea or i can just be like "no i dont want to fuck you"

  4. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    lol people thinking getting off once a day makes you some sort of sexual deviant. yikes dawg. i remember 10 years ago i would see people brag online about fucking 2 or 3 times in a row. but today that apparently makes you fucking insane and incapable of love because just from that you've already used like half your weekly ration of orgasms. maybe you think that seems like an insane amount because everyone just treats sex like its an object you have a goal of obtaining from someone, anyone, and you just see the other human participant as a vehicle for getting that done, and then because of that being the main goal and the center of the relationship to revolve around, you then view intimacy as the act of adults rationally working out terms and conditions that will allow both parties egos to remain intact while at the same time OBTAINING THAT ORGASM from them. and thats why you fools can go fuck someone and then steal their lighter or drugs or whatever the fuck and still call it intimacy in ur sick confused lil head. i know this is true because ive experienced both sides of it and theres somethin fuckin wrong with almost everyone out here and ive come to the conclusion that its essentially that. nobody has basic respect for anyone they fuck anymore, theyre just a warm body to masturbate into, and that central tenant drives your relationships (even though people probably would not immediately admit to it, you know its fucking true though), so you dont have to care about them, other than putting up a front to get your dick in, and then the rest of your ethics and decisions and thoughts surrounding the topic of relationships or that person fall in line with that and so your concept of intimacy is fuckin warped.

    im so fucking glad ill never have sex with anyone i dont like ever again so i can go back to my friends and be like WOW LOOK AT THAT SET OF TITS I FUCKED even though i know in the back of my head it wasn't even anywhere near worth it and we don't even like each other, aren't even friends, her breath is fuckin weird, or shes sweaty or grimey and methed out in a nasty way etc. and i'll be praying 4 u lol.
  5. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE EW YOU GET TURNED ON BY INTIMACY WHAT A FAGGOT LOL HOW EMBARASSING

    this is sarcasm by the way for all the teachers aids plz do not fail me
  6. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    also youre gonna fuck doki "catch me holding bizness meetingz with CEOs one day and trappni in a 50 cap the next" doki lol lmk how that fool is its been yearz
  7. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    EW YOU GET TURNED ON BY INTIMACY WHAT A FAGGOT LOL HOW EMBARASSING
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  9. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    THE CHOZIN FEW
  10. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    *battles @ the frozen chosin w/ a toothrush in one hand and gallon of chlorine gas in the other*
  11. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator Why don't they use scouring pads like normal humans?

    ONCE A MARINE ALWAYS A MARINE
  12. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    NOBODY KARES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  13. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mashlehash Yeah you Aere a Basketball Ball Player.
    You know what you are(69)

    right before the family goes out to recreationally be trampled on at stores or achieves world peace thru accidentally breaking 2 eggs in their carton of eggs and lags a bit in line lol. OR even worse they go buy those stupid corner posts for no reason and/or buy 2 million blankets or start talking like a cartoon character. its starting to creep me out a little bit how normal i feel

    its not at all surprising, really. or shouldn't be.
  14. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    STOP I CANT TAKE NO MO WHY THE POLICE STEADY KNOCKIN ON MY DO
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  16. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    good. kill yourself faggot
  17. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Instigator And they were roommates

    tee hee hee JUST roommates right??
  18. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    RIP 2 THE HOMIE YUNG JZA

  19. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    starships were made 2 fly
    reach up and touch the sky
    cant stop cuz were so high
    lets do this one moar time

  20. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    about to beat it to this
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