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Posts by EduCaTional CATastropHE

  1. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Bro Idk I can't relate I spend my entire life trying to get bitches away from me l o l
  2. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina i dont use that often becsuse he might develop counter measure against it.

    What it's been like 10 years lol I think ur good
  3. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    If u want to troll finny just say something incorrect about guns
  4. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    pfft who needs explanations? hella people are retarded/fucked up/jealous/whatever. Why do you need more than that
  5. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by POLECAT just woke up from a nap, I need better weed so I don't take a 3 hr nap after smokin

    By better do you mean... Less THC then?
  6. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    I'm a proud supporter of Palestinian freedom
  7. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    I've been thinking of this sandwich for a while I call it "the Asian chick" (even though that name is played out but oh well)

    Bread
    Fried chicken
    Mayo
    Sriracha
    Sauteed garlic/purple onion/cabbage

    Please make it and do a review and compare it to Bradley's sandwich
  8. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree!
  9. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Lolz
  10. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Idk much about the holiday but from what I gather some saint died and so everyone including the Catholic Church decided to get fucked up *shrug* I don't make the holidays bro I'm just along for the ride
  11. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Happy st patricks day who's coming to the party

    I want to tell you a little story
    'Bout a party that went all right
    But went all wrong
    I want to tell you a little story
    'Bout a party in this song

    It happened back in '93
    In the Pittsburgh punk rock scene
    An event that will go down, in infamy

    It was all the master plan
    Of one legendary punk rock kid
    His name was, 'Spaz', S P A Z

    An eviction notice sent to his house
    Sparked off an idea
    "I should have one last party at my place"

    So off he set with his master plan
    The invitations in his hand read
    You're invited to my house destruction party

    Spaz's house destruction party
    It was chaos with no end
    If you were crazy enough
    To make the house destruction party
    Then you know, you're lucky that you lived

    We played there St. Patrick's Day
    With submachine and the bad genes
    In a basement full of debris

    From kicked in doors, broken glass
    Kicked in walls the place was trashed
    The house was now missing its support beams

    The bathrooms had no toilets
    Or sinks left in them
    There was nothing
    In the kitchen left to break

    Aus rotten spray painted on walls
    Drunk punks passed out in the halls
    And this was just the second night
    Or a three-day long part

    Spaz's house destruction party
    It was chaos with no end
    If you were crazy enough
    To make the house destruction party
    Then you know, you're lucky that you lived

    The cops showed up and all the kids
    Went piling out the back
    I remember running away and hiding out
    In the lot behind the squirrel hill Mellon bank

    The cop said, "I want to speak
    To someone who lives here"
    And this punk kid said she did
    He asked, "Is this the condition
    This house has always been in?"
    She answered, " Ah, yeah, it is

    Spaz's house destruction party
    It was chaos with no end
    If you were crazy enough
    To make the house destruction party
    Then you know, you're lucky that you lived[\quote]

  12. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein I saw a nigga with a jacket on that was too big and too small at the same time …

    Lol wat I'm gonna have to meditate on that one
  13. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    ITS NOT FAIR ITS MYY FORUUUM LMAO BAM HIM
  14. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Inb4 u all start crying to ban me because you simply can't measure up when it comes to talking shit and I can still hurt everyone's feelings even when it's 15 on 1
  15. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock he must have been ramrodding you pretty hard *cough* if youre getting knee pain and pelvic soreness.

    try using lube before you make he lope off his winky

    Look at this fool who's been trying to pretend like he doesn't like things in his ass at every opportunity for months giving people advice on how to fit more in their ass lol
  16. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost i've been tens of thousands in debt for almost a decade

    it doesn't get easier

    That sucks for you bro lol thank God I'm not as retarded as you
  17. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Inb4 ur dumbass makes a comment thinking your clever about how it's actually my defect because I'm not going to tolerate you acting like bitches
  18. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Either come through or just mind your own damn business, you're never going to neg me into marrying some dumb whore. I've made my mind up and I'm done listening to dumbasses shit. How hard is it to just shut your fuckin mouth
  19. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    I'm never going to bend the knee and suck your cock for a chance to intrude on someone else's privacy you're fucking whack.
  20. EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Fuckin cry harder I don't want to fuck the only fans hoes you subsidize.you call someone who works for their shit in a country theyre not even from and had to learn a second language to go to a child but you're actual whore isn't? You don't know what a child is you child
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