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my fingernail is fucking stupid

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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    the other day i was peeling some dried paint out of this bucket and i guess was a little too vigorous and i ended up like peeling off the side of one of my fingernails from the skin and then the part of it that separated kinda spread to the base where (at least it looks like maybe idk) the fingernail grows from, so that the side of the fingernail and half of the base of the fingernail closest to the separated side was all separated from the actual finger but still just held in place by the part that was still attached. after a few days i got tired of this situation and just figured fuck it, im just going to peel up and out the parts that are separated so they wont end up getting caught on some random object when i go to use my hand and end up painfully ripping the rest of the nail off.

    so i started peeling that shit up and got the side and the half of the base all off and all that shit and lo and behold, what do i see under the parts i ripped up? another fucking fingernail but its only like half thickness. so i guess my finger just decided to take it upon itself to grow a fucking spare fingernail underneath but its not a FULLY FUNCTIONAL fingernail or anything its just like a little stunted half nail thing but at the same time its attached to the rest of the original nail that never was damaged or ripped out and has just been there this whole time. and so now im just like....ive never been in this situation before, dont know what the hell my nail is going to do to fix that shit but im kind of interested to watch and see what happens. it doesnt really seem to have had a solid grasp of its function as a nail or what to do (idk where the hell it thinks it got permission from to use precious calories to build a little half nail thing in the first place, it definitely wasnt me because i would never sign off on such a waste of resources especially since ive been pretty calorically challenged and in an environment of scarcity these last few years.) and since it decided to just latch on to the other existing nail, it just seems like its totally winging it and im just like "fuck bro do you even think at all?" then i realize its just a fingernail so presumably no but then if it doesnt think then how the fuck was it just like "ima make this lil half nail homie will never know the difference lets go party LOL"
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    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    I'm so sorry that this has happened to you.
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    thanks fam im trying to stay up its hard though
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    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE thanks fam im trying to stay up its hard though

    Is this scron
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kingoffrogs Is this scron

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    Cut the offending finger off.
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The cut the offending finger off.

    they're already all gone

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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    you are a DISGUSTING MUTANT
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    I've been worried sick about Scon

    He's fingernail been thru so much trauma this year and all
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    EduCaTional CATastropHE African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra you are a DISGUSTING MUTANT

    thats why im going to professor x's school for wolverines and powerpuff girls or whatever the fuck

    wait the powerpuff girls have been around for a while now i figure theyre probably at least in their like mid 20s by now right?
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    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 I've been worried sick about Scon

    He's fingernail been thru so much trauma this year and all

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    Originally posted by Third Temple

    And about you too,bromo!

    And about me!!
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    Third Temple African Astronaut
    they're going to make it 0 chance I get SocSec

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    Im gonna go get some SWEET ASS RADIATION EXPOSURE from a High Resolution CT. Go ask for another MRI and see if my medi-cal will be willing to pay for it.
    the stress is fucking pure shit.
    GOT DAMN FUCKING LIBERAL FUCKS AND THEIR ARBITRARY WHO GETS WHAT
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    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    I painted my toes sparkly green yesterday for the holidays.

    I know really random and nobody probably cares but i read this thread and I wanted to share! :)
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    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by EduCaTional CATastropHE wait the powerpuff girls have been around for a while now i figure theyre probably at least in their like mid 20s by now right?

    Random fact. Powerpuff Girls were originally called "Whoopass Girls". lol
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    Third Temple African Astronaut
    Originally posted by maddie I painted my toes sparkly green yesterday for the holidays.

    I know really random and nobody probably cares but i read this thread and I wanted to share! :)

    is your name a mockery or a mood-signaling?

    do you ever NOT want to get out of bed and just lay there and fuck an entire day away?
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    maddie Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Third Temple is your name a mockery or a mood-signaling?

    do you ever NOT want to get out of bed and just lay there and fuck an entire day away?

    My name is my name.

    I'm not sure what you mean?

    Also no, I hate being unproductive.
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    cryptographiccontrarian African Astronaut
    update, the pseudo half fingernail thing has turned whitish, or maybe its paint i honestly dont fucking know, nothing would surprise me at this point. the half of the remaining fingernail that is more towards the nail part is still just sitting there like nothing ever even happened
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    What's ur shitpussy look like
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by cryptographiccontrarian update, the pseudo half fingernail thing has turned whitish, or maybe its paint i honestly dont fucking know, nothing would surprise me at this point. the half of the remaining fingernail that is more towards the nail part is still just sitting there like nothing ever even happened

    Wrong alt
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