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2016-03-12 at 9:47 PM UTC in ATT: Crazy Mike and/or Sophie
Also, I dont want any 'life advice' from a pedophile or poppytea addict, thats not why I posted this thread. Its to do with something else.
How did the gay sex get initiated between §m£ÂgØL and your pedophile husband? Did you promote it for ur own sexual satisfaction? Or did ur husband start stroking §m£ÂgØLs thigh and he submitted, allowing the pedo into his back door. -
2016-03-12 at 12:07 PM UTC in so my latina fetish has reached unreal levelsFor years now, I have been wanting to go to gp tp La Zona Norte , Tijuana, Mexico for a second time. It has been a dream of mine, and i think its going to finally come to fruition within the next few months. I have a specific girl in mind. Her name in Noelle, based off of youtube messages from people who have been there previously. My latina fetish is so strong i think i can seriously fill this girl up and make her a citizen of this country. Despite the fact that i have yet to meet her, I still strongly believe it is a possibility. She can been witnessed in the following videos:
You can find her at exactly 7:00 min during this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyJuyhdt3gc
and here. :00-06
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpfO_QSB5BA
which lets me know shes out there
waiting for me to swoop her up. she is my ideal latina
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2016-03-12 at 11:42 AM UTC in ATT: Crazy Mike and/or Sophie
Ive only been back to work Since December and dont think I even broke even the month of Dec. While working at a dollar store stocking because the people 'helping' took advantage, but I made it because I sold my horse trailer for practically peanuts compared to its true value, but it got me through that month. Then I began working as a waitress. I make 5.05 an hour plus tips. We dont get overtime unless we work more than 40 hours a week (unlike in some states like MD where you get OT after 8 hours a shift). Some nights I dont even make min. Wage because its slow- the last night I worked I walked out with 12$ in tips after a 10 hour shift. Too many servers working, sime niggers dont tip because they are cunts or have no concept of gratuity (so many people Ive talked to dont realize servers dont make regular min wages), and sone people are just straight up asshole niggers. I havent been able to save very much taking care of the baby alone- I dont get child support, nor cash assistance. Ive only been here since January 5th anyway. DCF (or CPS), they dont have my baby, friends of mine down south have him. They are good people Ive known forever and have fostered a fuck load of kids and kknowing my situation they brought it up to help me out. They kinda took him under their wing as their adopted grandchild and her daughter whos been taking care of him the most with her lesbian wife (my baby has come to call her daddy lol) have been spoiling the fuck outta him and spent about $100 worth on clothes, bottles, and toys… I miss him soo fucking much. I love that baby so much, but this is best for him. Met this homeless guy at work a few nights ago, he was gonna have to sleep in the bushes since he had no where else to go soI told him to go take a nap in my truck tilI got off work. He was headed down south and I was gonna go in a few days so I let him stay at my house. Hes been helping out and all… and has said hes gonna help me get stuff together, get moved and help me find a place… hes been a huge help and came back with me. This is strictly platonic, but hes been a real good guy. Anyway… thats about it… met him a few days after my heart attack.
While I did post those comics about you, I hope you take them in stride. I do not wish any of my posts to actually promote sending u into a suicidal fit. pick yourself up and stop being fuckgirl like Bill Krozby. if u wish for advice what i can offer u u can pm me. dont be sad, live ur life, cause it ends no different than the life u lived before u came out of ur dads testicles. -
2016-03-11 at 11:51 PM UTC in Why am I so depressed? Blingblongerol?The medical community will look back on this era of prescribing SSRI's and go :\ whoops
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2016-03-11 at 10:21 PM UTC in Tort's criagslist CC, SS#s, bank robbery, and mexico criminal guide for dummies!!!!!Thanks
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2016-03-11 at 9:52 PM UTC in I think about killing myself a lot
Today I woke up and the cable got cut off at my dads. There's also no food and I'm having hunger pains and there's no money anywhere and everyone is in poverty but knowing I will live to smoke another day keeps my spirits high.
Have you ever thought about getting a job -
2016-03-11 at 9:45 PM UTC in ATT: Crazy Mike and/or Sophie
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2016-03-11 at 9:24 PM UTC in ATT: Crazy Mike and/or Sophie
Great email though my need for chemistry related questions is beyond that, Ive had a needle in my arm a few times today, so Im good with chemistry related information. Its about something else.
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2016-03-09 at 9:39 PM UTC in Has anyone used backpage before?I have a latina fetish like no ones bisnis, and im lookin to fuck one and possibly try and convert her into my girl strictly. I found one that I am currently in talks with. I am concerned with cops, so I have decided that the best plan of action is for me to tell her to take her top off before I talk about any exchange of money. I imagine this shouldn't make it awkwar because it is mutually beneficial. No cop is going to take her top off, and no undercover cop is going to ask for that. So I think that should clear up the law enforcement aspect. Has anyone paid for a backpage girl before? the majority of you are virgins so I'm not expecting much useful feedback
pic related
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2016-03-09 at 8:01 PM UTC in Bill Krozbyler Starter Kitthat, was funny
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2016-03-07 at 6:54 PM UTC in Anyone here go to church?the solace and comfort that you get from religion actually comes at a great price.
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2016-03-05 at 11:45 PM UTC in My mom is cringe?
Pretty sure she doesn't, dumbass. My father would never allow it. Though if she did it would definitely make things easier for me.
Bill Krozby told me his rent in hip town USA Austin is 800 dollars a month, not including utilities, internet, gas, and the general expenses that go along with being a fuccboi. So I'm just going to assume a conservative figure of 1,000 a month. Bill Krozby makes minimum wage at his pizza job, which amounts to 7.25 an hour. He works ~30 hours a week. That comes to $870 a month before taxes, which nets a loss of over $130/month. Where in that figure is there room to start stashing away 20,000 dollars for a hotdog stand you might ask? I'll tell you where: mommy.
Last month, Weedsmoker told me that Bill Krozby's parents supplement his rent every month, which is truly the only way he can possibly maintain his housing. For months douggie D would cam up in tinychat, jobless. Considering the fact that Bill Krozby is an alcoholic, I have 0 faith he had any amount saved to be paying his bills while he job searched for m
Enlighten us on how the math is any different
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2016-03-05 at 11:21 PM UTC in My mom is cringe?
^yeah unfortunately, its taken me years to realize it (i always kinda had a sense), I actually feel sorry for my dad for putting up with that for so long. The last time I saw my parents at their place before it burned down was over 3 years ago for xmas eve and my mom starting bitching about oil spuilt in the oven and started bitching my dad while i was there (why would you make a big deal about something so trivial when your son is over and you haven't seen him a year) He didn't give a fuck he didnt say anything and just kept watching tv. I ent up getting my mom to give me some vicodin behind my dads back because he's against drugs, which was nice of her but she has something really skewed with her mindset. She never had a job except one that my dads cousin gave her cleaing his computer shop and she couldn't even handle that. Instead she made paper mache' dragons to hang at the elementary school library and take care of parots.
She's an interesting woman but she dropped the ball many times and is crying about it now, when I don't exactly care as much as I used to because I have my own life away from them. I used to think my dad was the meanest man in the world but he's actually a good guy, but mom is acting really strange. Her and my brother would play tricks on me because they know that I'm paranoid. I try to not buy into that stuff anymore (her phone call was of a similar nature) But at the same time i hate when people try to attempt it and it doesn't work, like they thought i was to stupid to tell.
I have a manager at work that luckily I don't have to work with often (she's old enough to where she saw the meat puppets as a teenager live when their album ii came out), but she's always covering for me when I come in late or fuck something up and likes to talk about music with me, and I liked her for covering for me, but I now realize that she's not as professional as she previously displayed, I actually feel uncomfortable around her and don't know what to say to her when she talks to me because she's trying to hit one me. (im sure this happens at most peoples jobs, but since I haven't normally had a job in many years it kinda caught me off guard)
She actually has a nice house and money but she chooses to work at a place like this, I dont understand it.
People like to watch your life unfold, very few people will feel sorry for you , they might even have fun with it. On a daily basis I literally have to people more miserable than me to shut the fuck up because they are cutting into my time. People say I'm greedy, rude, and that I only care about myself but I've given out way too much already so I have to do some things different.
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2016-03-05 at 10:36 PM UTC in Tort is one of those stolen valor fagsMaybe if I ignore this like Bill Krozby did to the hotdog thread about him it will go away. Well, thats a common tactic among beta males (fuccboi's) which I have no desire to emulate.
Earlier this week I defined a fuccboi as follows:What we are witnessing here ladies and gentlemen is what i call, The Art of the Fuccboi. I am a leading expert on studying these people. It's a severe mental illness, whereby an individual lives in a false reality, saying and believing things that just aren't true…
Exhibit A:Maybe you and hts should bunk together so he can pretend to be a woman and you can pretend to be a military husband. Seems like a match made in heaven to me.
This, commin from the guy who gets screen capped doin stuff like this for hts at 2am on a Monday night .
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2016-03-04 at 10:11 AM UTC in Survival Gear / General Discussion
Samsung Galaxy S6 64 GB w/ unlimited talk/text/data plan, Alienwear 18 customizable laptop w/ Intel® Core™ i7-4940MX processor, 4-cores, 8MB Cache, Overclocked up to 4.4GHz w/ Intel TurboBoost, 18.4" WLED FHD (1920 X 1080) TrueLife Display, Dual NVIDIA® GeForce® GTX™ 970M with 6GB GDDR5 each (NVIDIA SLI® Enabled), 16GB Dual Channel DDR3L at 1600MHz, Slot-Loading Dual Layer DVD Burner (DVDR/RW), and an 8-cell Lithium Ion (86 wHr). a 3D Connexion SpaceMouse Pro Wireless mouse, a pair of Ultrasone Edition 5 Closed-Back Headphones, a Bowens Creo 1200 Power Generator, an unlimited supply of ale, and a couple fish hooks.
Simple.
Wish Granted, but you forgot about the internet connection.
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2016-03-04 at 9:59 AM UTC in ATTN: Bill Krozby The Hotdog Dreamer
I'd like to help a failure get on his feet. All you need to do is post a business plan and…
that's it.
Bill Krozby seems incapable of putting together anything beyond his greenday and my chemical romance playlist so let me offer some assistance.
Phase 1: Crowdfunding
- Get mom to transfer 20,000 dollars into bank account. Don't forget February rent, too.
Phase 2: Acquisition
-Overpay for new hotdog stand and equipment
-Acquire Business Liscense
-Get inspected by food health and safety.
-Realize you just spent 20 grand on a hotdog business, you're committed now.
Phase 3: Execution
- Sell hotdogs at 5 dollars a pop
- Realize how many hotdogs you must sell to repay your mother 20,000 dollars, accounting for cost of product itself.
- Wake up every morning knowing you have to deal with drunk assholes, the homeless, the weather, thiefs, health inspectors, bad yelp reviews, all with a smile.
- Avoiding the increasingly present thought that maybe this was a bad idea, while adding mustard to a customers hotdog.
- Avoid suicide
This is a basic outline, and generally a good start I think.
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2016-03-04 at 9:39 AM UTC in Survival Gear / General Discussiondont forget your hormones
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2016-03-04 at 7:26 AM UTC in Someone smart explain to me what a superdelegate is/does, pl0x
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2016-03-03 at 9:45 PM UTC in ATTN: Bill Krozby The Hotdog DreamerI've gone over this with Bill Krozby before, but let me reiterate. The fact of the matter is, Bill Krozby will never own a hotdog stand. He doesn't have the financial discipline to stack away 20 thousand dollars. besides, with his current finances, he doesnt even net a profit every month. Here's the breakdown:
Bill Krozby told me his rent in hip town USA Austin is 800 dollars a month, not including utilities, internet, gas, and the general expenses that go along with being a fuccboi. So I'm just going to assume a conservative figure of 1,000 a month. Bill Krozby makes minimum wage at his pizza job, which amounts to 7.25 an hour. He works ~30 hours a week. That comes to $870 a month before taxes, which nets a loss of over $130/month. Where in that figure is there room to start stashing away 20,000 dollars for a hotdog stand you might ask? I'll tell you where: mommy.
Last month, Weedsmoker told me that Bill Krozby's parents supplement his rent every month, which is truly the only way he can possibly maintain his housing. For months douggie D would cam up in tinychat, jobless. Considering the fact that Bill Krozby is an alcoholic, I have 0 faith he had any amount saved to be paying his bills while he job searched for months.
What we are witnessing here ladies and gentlemen is what i call, The Art of the Fuccboi. I am a leading expert on studying these people. It's a severe mental illness, whereby an individual lives in a false reality, saying and believing things that just aren't true, all while maintaining a lifestyle of promiscuous sex with overweight ginger women, combing of the hair into the eyes, and making excuses as to why they cant join in on the mosh pit at the death metal concert, then going home and telling everyone on tinychat how you kicked peoples asses in the mosh pit.
Here's a picture of Bill Krozby showing off his ass to a homosexual. Remember, Bill Krozby maintain's hes 100% heterosexual too, (lol).
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2016-03-02 at 11:47 PM UTC in My Top Three Best Books of 2016
u wot m8
was intended for Bill Krozby