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Posts by TORTILLA

  1. TORTILLA Houston
    We just found out she died. It was a longtime coming. I will miss you sweet princess.

    Another TC/zoklet member bites the dust. And only a few of us now remain. If ur from the TC era and ur reading this, uve truly beat the odds to this point. keep on goin

  2. TORTILLA Houston
    Originally posted by Meikai lmao im just as fat as i was the last time i was in tc. i don't come hang out with you because im broke and can't afford to be constantly drunk enough to think hanging out is fun (or a good idea). i did my tour of duty as the tc court jester, fam. i'm retired, not retarded.

    last i saw u thought i was dead. and in the case that china invades taiwan, ill prolly get killed. alright. goodbye hts. this is goodbye for good
  3. TORTILLA Houston
    Originally posted by Meikai we were acquaintances once. i had a dumb crush on you, and i'm weird, so you took that as an opportunity to fuck with me relentlessly. you probably coulda spun that into friendship if you'd wanted, but that's not what you chose. dunno why you wanna pretend otherwise now, but like… i ain't buying it. consider it a missed opportunity and find someone else to be a psychic vampire towards. ❤️

    look i get it. scron is breathing over ur shoulder. ur easily influenced, and thats what hes doing to you. u wont even come hang out with us cause ur "fat". we know whats going on
  4. TORTILLA Houston
    Originally posted by Meikai tort…. you wanted to put me on the farms. we have never been friends. i'm not sure you're even capable of having friends.

    u know u always preached about not being a bot. but scron is ur bot. u have allowed urself to be brainwashed by a meth addict tweaker

    when Bill Krozby died u went off the deep end.
  5. TORTILLA Houston
    Originally posted by Meikai no i wasn't. i was just someone talked to while hammered at 4am. you suck and your presence here has made it like 10x more likely i'm going to stop posting for the foreseeable future.


    u know, all i tried to do was be a nice guy. and even after all these years u still an asshole to me. and i know why. ur lil gay boyfriend that creampies ur anus. thats why. he pummels u. day after day. bradleyb fell in love with u and all i tried to do was make things work. the dog cage was one thing, but we coulda worked that shit out

    ill miss the old hts. the one i was best friends with. he was coo. but this new hts thinks hes some kinda candian housewife. so ill tell u what. goodbye bro. ill never come back.
  6. TORTILLA Houston
    hows SF?
  7. TORTILLA Houston
    need hts info. i miss the lil guy. he was one of my best friend
  8. TORTILLA Houston
    im wasted. in japan. think im gunna call a japanese hooker
  9. TORTILLA Houston
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer................................................................ if by 'fight' you mean hiking up your miniskirt and clasping your ankles while i use the head of my cock to pile-drive your transverse colon into yoghurt…sign me up

    id bet 1 thing. u are less than 170 pounds. u cruise these forums cause ur an absolute loser. i feel bad for u. i feel bad for all u guys. i been looking at all these forum posts. this place is a joke. do u guys think this is ur zoklet?
  10. TORTILLA Houston
    also from previous

    Originally posted by WellHung Ponder hill soup

    hey i remember u. do u remember how u u ran from me? i asked u for ur phone # and u refused to give it to me.. i saw u on cam. absolutely pathetic individual
  11. TORTILLA Houston
    hello my friends. Its beeen a long time. its not often i come here. but after using the search bar it looks like u losers cant keep my name out ur fuckin mouth. so now is the time. i need 1 of u guys to roger up and fight me on video. theres a few of u in particular that i am ready to rock.

    i am in japan, okinawa
  12. TORTILLA Houston
    dont ask me, ask your boyfriend =) see you at the gay bar
  13. TORTILLA Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood OP is a closet homo just looking for an excuse to touch another male.






    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood OP is a closet homo just looking for an excuse to touch another male.







    javascript error checker online

    see you at the gay bar
  14. TORTILLA Houston
    Originally posted by G Tort's established mentally ill. I'd happily engage him to further wellness, but this like his life will not come to fruition.

    show up or shut up. it's all going to be live streamed. if u dont show we'll go to the bar. it's not a big deal to me either way.
  15. TORTILLA Houston
    Ladies and gentlemen I'd like to present you with the fight of the year. G has decided to disrespect me in TC on multiple occasions. I've had enough. So I've decided to have him put his money where his big fat fucking mouth is. It's time to put this internet warrior in his place.

    I challenged him to a fight. He agreed. I told him I would make this thread to cement it in history, and for all the people of Rome to judge. He agreed.

    The terms: I will be in Florida in January. I will drive to North Carolina and meet at a destination of his choosing. The entire event from me showing up till the end will be live streamed for all those to see and judge.

    Stats:

    Tort
    -power lifting (1,000 pound club) comp winner 180lbs division 2020
    -dont give a fuck

    G
    -Enthusiastic PI discovery capabilities
    -Ex marine core chef
    -Drinking out of Styrofoam cups

    This thread will be updated regularly as updates come.
  16. TORTILLA Houston
    Ah yes Silverfuck, Queen of Zoklet


  17. TORTILLA Houston
    Originally posted by RIPtotse I’ve spent millions and 130g a year isn’t shit, I make 100k a year just from interest

    Originally posted by RIPtotse My life is pretty shitty I lost my job due to being a complete idiot on Xanax, am attempting to go back to school I have 12 credit hours until my associates but I’m trying to find a way to fund this, I’m living in a home my parents own and don’t pay much rent but I’m on unemployment now, but you know me tort and I know you, and I can proudly say I’m not addicted to heroin or fentanyl anymore which I’m sure u remember seeing my skinny ass on tc back in the day.

    I’m sorry to hear about your issues man but I truly do hope the best for you and always liked you as a person on tc..

    Anyway my bank account has literally never went above 3g

    ????

    Also, average jane is that really you? this is tort. I often wondered what had happened to my sweet. I've longed for you. you should come into tc sometime
  18. TORTILLA Houston
    Edit - I chose a winner thank you all for your participation and PM's. goodbye
  19. TORTILLA Houston
    edit - im ok i just took a nappy poo
  20. TORTILLA Houston
    Originally posted by Deanna Troi Thread is trashy and OP is trashy

    so is getting creampied by a guy in a trailer park...^ this is §m£ÂgØL right lol?
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