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2016-01-26 at 10:07 AM UTC in 2015There is no way you are surviving without a military grade sleeping bag with the full zip that fully encapsulates your body. If you have found another way, please fill me in, I am truly interested. The reason I ask is I knew a guy in williston who slept on the banks of the Missouri river for 2 years, and survived the winters only by what I have stated above. dude needs a fucking medal
I made it until 1 week before thanksgiving in the back of my car with down blankets. I would run out of my gallon of drinking water/toothbrush water because it would freeze solid by 4am. its a miserable existence.
im not in north dakota anymore. i got the fuck outa there. mq will house u tho he runs a homeless shelter out of his apt -
2016-01-26 at 9:56 AM UTC in stimulant bath sawltsthats to bad. i miss the cosmic whole sale days when i plugged and chugged my debit card number with no worries and was delivered copious amounts of mxe, 4fa, etizolam, and 2ci in 2 days
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2016-01-25 at 10:14 AM UTC in 2015after living in my car in north dakota for about 7 months, I could only fall asleep in the back of my car by drinking 3 steel reserve tallcans a night. out of the 365 days of the year of 2015, I drank prolly 92% of the nights last year.this was to help me cope with comming off of 2 years of methamphetamine addiction in san francisco. now Im on the same track for 2016. I drink every night. My birthday was 2 weeks ago, and im beggining to feel like im slowly dieing. my cock is getting smaller and my libido is down . please help me me zoklet..., wait this isnt zoklet, this is a fuccboi site only posted on by Bill Krozby. nevertheless, plz post info on how alcohol affects the liver because ivbe been to concernecd to research myself.
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2016-01-20 at 9:27 AM UTC in BEHOLD HE, Bill Krozby, LEADER OF THE FUCC BOi ARMY
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2016-01-19 at 10:29 AM UTC in stimulant bath sawltsfff
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2015-12-04 at 2:23 AM UTC in Do you ever eat spam?I fry 1/3 a can of spam with some rice and a sunny side up egg. Save leftover rice/spam for the next day and make spam fried rice for lunch. IT turns out very good when the rice is 1 day old.
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2015-10-16 at 5:53 PM UTC in Gasland, Pennsylvania. Natural Gas Drilling and FrackingAs someone who worked on a fracking rig last year in North Dakota, I must say I am not impressed by the amount of hype I was led to believe surrounding its environmental impact. Typically, problems arise in human error or company negligence, such as the spilling of frac water/sand. Natural gas flares are also insanely wasteful. But the well sites I participated in Pre/Post drill were very professionl
Also OP, no sympathy to farmer who can no longer harvest hay due to allowing a well on his property. No one forced him, and assuming he has mineral rights, that farmer is now a very wealthy man. -
2015-10-12 at 7:19 PM UTC in ''Or I can't hear shit because I've been huffing air horn gas...''huffing airhorn was the first drug i ever did in 6th grade
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2015-07-28 at 5:33 PM UTC in Cooking with ZyclonB&BradleyB, Tinychat Cooking Show.way to not show up to ur own cooking show. complete fail
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2015-07-24 at 12:56 AM UTC in Cooking with ZyclonB&BradleyB, Tinychat Cooking Show.Ok I would like to make a request for the cooking show. I would like to see you make the following: a Baked Alaska.
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2015-07-23 at 8:24 PM UTC in ATTN: Amerifags.
I'm not an atheist or anything, I just don't bother with religion because I am too busy sinning. It's like, I don't qualify, so why bother?
If I had to choose, I would probably go with orthodox christianity, but I would probably never actually go to an orthodox church, I would feel like a hipster, or like one of those pathetic white people who hang around niggers and even talk like them.
I'm one of those 'I will ask jesus for forgiveness right before I die' type of guys.
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2015-07-23 at 8:10 PM UTC in ATTN: Amerifags.Trumps solution for defeating ISIS is starve it of its revenue source by bombing Iraq's oilfields, sending in Exxon Mobile to reestablish the wells, and forming a ring of US troops around the oil pads.
That's exactly what he said in his interview with anderson cooper.
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2015-07-21 at 10:55 PM UTC in I have 0.60 points on liveleakI check the syrian tab on LL just about every day that I can. I read the weekly and monthly situation reports from http://www.understandingwar.org/ which monitors every aspect of the military situation/offensives in syria. Once you know that LL is good place to watch it play out, literally.
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2015-07-20 at 11:52 PM UTC in Fuck,, I love bagelsMy favorite part is when I go to the local quasi-hip coffee shop and order a bagel with cream cheese, and they proceed to tell me, ''That'll be 4 dollars and 10 cents, sir.'' My muscles tense, and I try and do some quick rationalization on the pricing at hand here. "Did she just say 4 dollars and 10 sense for a fucking bagel? 90 more sense and I'd be on my way to a 5 dollar footlong...hmm i guess its just 4 1's and 10 cents, alright." So I proceed to hand her my credit card, and because as I previously stated, said coffee shop is hip so she uses that 'Square' shit to charge my CC on the microsoft tablet she uses. She then hands me the tablet and I am now confronted with the following options: Tip - 15% 20% 25%. No option for 0% This was it, I was trapped into tipping her for toasting me a fucking bagel. 15% adds 60 cents to my total, I thought. fuck fuck back out now? Agh but Id be embarrased to. Fuck it. 5 dollars later I receive my toasted plain bagel. The cream cheese came in a dinky ass single serve package that didnt even cover 1 half of 1 bagel. mother fuck
And thats my story today on bagels. thank you -
2015-07-20 at 10:30 PM UTC in §m£ÂgØL's Zoo: Japanese Spider CrabMeanwhile in other zoo news...
[h=1]Idiot Zoo Animal With Zero Predators Still Protective Of Young[/h]
Dimwittedly refusing to let her offspring venture more than a few feet away from her, an idiot gazelle at the San Diego Zoo was reportedly still protective of her young Tuesday despite facing absolutely no predators. “The closest actual threat is thousands of miles away, but this dummy honestly thinks she has to guard her babies—what a stupid moron,†said zoo visitor Doug Lamberton, noting how the empty-headed dolt of a mother nudged her three fawns closer together, hovering over them in a remote corner of her enclosure even though the only nearby beasts of prey were under lock and key in entirely different parts of the zoo. “Hey, dumbass—you’re surrounded by a 10-foot fence and this huge moat. Oh, and newsflash: You’re nowhere near the African savanna. You think some cheetah’s gonna charge in out of nowhere and eat your young? Talk about shit for brains.†At press time, sources reported the monumental dipshit was displaying instinctive courtship behaviors even though the zoo no longer has any male gazelles.
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2015-07-20 at 10:23 PM UTC in Niggas Woman LeagueQuestion about the rules - Are trans-gendered women allowed to register?
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2015-07-13 at 11 PM UTC in Ever tried the drug called...
This. My first time trying it I spent like, 13 hours jacking off and sticking stuff up my butt. Afterwards everything ached, my dick hurt from rubbing it for hours, I had sores on my hands, my ass was raw and my lips were torn up from chewing them up while I fondled myself. I felt like a wreck, took a day off and did it again. I would stay in the bathroom for hours in some weird psychotic trance doing strange experimental things to my body until people banged on the door.
I like the bathroom because you can get as dirty as you want and just clean it up after, but even two showers does nothing to hours of meth induced masturbation grime. That sweaty caustic meth grease just don't wash off. I break out terribly all over while I'm cranking even though I wash myself constantly because I keep touching myself in dirty places.
Eventually all this + no eating means my insides are total void of pollutants, coupled with powerful stimulants, porn and no sleep, I tried anal fisting myself and stuff like that.
I don't even know what I would do if I did crank with a girl, anal fist her I guess?.
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2015-07-13 at 8:23 PM UTC in Who's more autistic. Malice or myself?
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2015-07-13 at 4:35 PM UTC in Fucking BEEESBees are weak, pitiful insects. fuck em
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2015-07-13 at 4:29 PM UTC in Get your car questions answered here!why does my engine take so long to start after turning the key in the ignition. the time it takes varies. sometimes right away, sometimes the engine has to turn over for several seconds
