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  1. TORTILLA Houston
    Originally posted by komokazi There's never been any doubt in my mind, because, I'm the best in the world. Even though a lot of you don't like to hear it, I just.. In fact, I'm the best. You know what I mean? I, I mean sometimes, I don't even wanna believe it myself but, it's the truth. I'm the best.
  2. TORTILLA Houston
    Originally posted by Deanna Troi That link was seriously coming on a decade old like what the fuck lol

    So that's §m£ÂgØL? i dont come here much

    https://i.imgur.com/hU2s0bj.jpeg
  3. TORTILLA Houston
    Joined 2011. 27k posts. Averages to 13 posts a day for last 10 years.

    I cant imagine being 43 years old posting 13 times a day lmao
  4. TORTILLA Houston
    i remember when u showed face on cam and sucked everyones dick to make friends after we made fun of u lol
  5. TORTILLA Houston
    Promised Bill Krozby id give detailed story on this when I finally did it. RIP nigga
  6. TORTILLA Houston
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    why did you crop out ice posiedon
  7. TORTILLA Houston
    Originally posted by WellHung Folks, at age 33, it's unlikely that Douglas Monks will ever 'get over the hump'. ☹

    he won't and i said it many years before any of you were even on here. for me i have had the unfortunate privileged of getting to know this retard intimately inside and and out back when me and WS used to make him cry on cam. he is a pathological alcoholic liar rapist.

    Bill Krozby told me his rent in hip town USA Austin is 800 dollars a month, not including utilities, internet, gas, and the general expenses that go along with being a fuccboi. So I'm just going to assume a conservative figure of 1,000 a month. Bill Krozby makes minimum wage at his pizza job, which amounts to 7.25 an hour. He works ~30 hours a week. That comes to $870 a month before taxes, which nets a loss of over $130/month. Where in that figure is there room to start stashing away 20,000 dollars for a hotdog stand you might ask? I'll tell you where: mommy.

    Last month, Weedsmoker told me that Bill Krozby's parents supplement his rent every month, which is truly the only way he can possibly maintain his housing. For months douggie D would cam up in tinychat, jobless. Considering the fact that Bill Krozby is an alcoholic, I have 0 faith he had any amount saved to be paying his bills while he job searched for m

  8. TORTILLA Houston
    good to hear assuming not fake account.

    Literally everyone thinks you and BD were dead. I thought even you said bd was dead
  9. TORTILLA Houston





    Anyone spotting a 5'6'' 105lbs man with limp wrists in the downtown area please contact Austin police immediately.
  10. TORTILLA Houston
    My life would have been remarkably different had I never found the trading pit
  11. TORTILLA Houston
    Epic.
  12. TORTILLA Houston
    ive been telling hts to do this for years
  13. TORTILLA Houston
    After speaking with his mother, I can confirm that 29-year-old Travis "fonaplants" Reinking of Tennessee is responsible for the murder of multiple people during the Wafflehouse shooting. I thought it odd, that Sunday morning, when fonaplants removed all his clothing on cam. Crazed and professing that he could no longer handle kinkou's denial of his love, he sought out the last semblance of love hes ever felt: selling his anus to local wafflehouse patrons. He told me that he had given his NIS login/bank account info to kinkou, as a symbolic dedication of his desire to see her in person. She then changed all the passwords, and is currently posting under his account.

    Here are dated photos of fon and his old mugshot:

    https://imgur.com/a/R3uBRPn

  14. TORTILLA Houston
    Originally posted by NARCassist who the fuck cares retard, didn't you hear? hydro has aids.



    .

    also everyone is glossing over the fact that §m£ÂgØL has joined hts at the HIV+ party
  15. TORTILLA Houston
    Snoob in tc ''ive been working out''


  16. TORTILLA Houston
    try smiling

    also lol §m£ÂgØL has aids
  17. TORTILLA Houston
    Originally posted by Totse 2001 You're saying he reminds you of me, Bill Krozby?


    Dude, California is like any other fucking state except in Northern California's Bay Area we have microclimates. but the greater bay area (inside the bay) is the same temp.. almost every day of the year. unless you're in the fog zone from the gate going east. then summers are cold. You literally drive 2 miles and it's 15-20 degrees warmer. but most of Oakland is the same temp almost every day. 60=72 degrees F every fucking day almost. maybe a few years have more cold snaps in the upper 20s at night but you can live. Problem is this. It's a violent area still. Even neighborhoods that are gentrified are still a little ruff to park your car.

    I'd go to New Mexico if I were you. find the zone that isn't 100 plus in the day, nor 10 or minus at night. I think Albuquerque has areas like this. You might find a job, save money and get a place to live or buy a home one day. San Francisco is a shark tank right now. It's what Manhattan was for the last century and growing.

    do you live in SF
  18. TORTILLA Houston
    Originally posted by HTS If scron comes back here after this I'm beating his ass ti within an inch of his life. hose were all my drugs and I have nothing left. The cunt even took our cigarettes AND the vaporizer. Possibly my backpack too. Scrumfuck rat shit piece of garbage.

    HAHAHAHAHAAHAH

    EMBARRASSING

    PATHETIC

    IMBECILE
  19. TORTILLA Houston
    edit

    Post last edited by TORTILLA at 2017-09-16T10:51:05.807181+00:00

    Post last edited by TORTILLA at 2017-09-16T10:51:15.520391+00:00
  20. TORTILLA Houston
    After finally arriving in the greyhound station of downtown Toronto, HTS and his homosexual tweaker internet lover scronlando finally embraced one another. It was a match made in heaven, HTS swore to god via TC that he would never allow scron into his household. But as all good love stories go, he eventually allowed him into the most vulnerable culdesac of his life: his basement.

    Scron took the bait like a starved fish under a frozen Alaskan lake. HTS sucked his cock, and sucked it good he did. HTS even admitted to scron cumming down his throat.

    Nevertheless, HTS became hurt. Scron and hts had a miscommunication. Scron wanted to find his life in this homeless world while hts had no idea why scron wouold ever want to leave the depths of his basement. HTS became an etiz/RC addict for the next 4 days in which he continually asked me, ''is there any hope for me, tort?"

    Scron went on his way. And during his adventures into a new downtown, he was mugged. But scron soon realized, his best bet at survival was that dark smelly basement that he came from. So, scron, giving no fucks, knocked on HTS' door, his parents answered. but somehow, being the beta parents they are, they allowed him to see HTS. The following video is what happened next.


    Video props go to: Panthrax

    Post last edited by TORTILLA at 2017-09-16T01:12:05.280556+00:00
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