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2024-07-29 at 1:26 AM UTC in Tortilla Chronicles - A Confession Story - The Final Chapter
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2024-07-29 at 1:19 AM UTC in Tortilla Chronicles - A Confession Story - The Final ChapterI was 8 years old when I realized my anus was an endogenous zone. Like HTS and fonaplats (he's gay), I was immediately fascinated with this zone. It all started when my parents installed a pool into our Las Vegas backyard. "Have fun little Tortilla" they would say. Fun I had indeed. I discovered that if I swam to the bottom depth of 7 FT i could place my anus on the suction intake and have orgasmic feelings until I ran out of breath.
Fast forward 25 years. Lots of people in and out of my house. Lots of whores. Empty cocaine plates. Lots of crazyness. My house is a disaster. And now i Lay here naked on my couch. The party is over now. I am left here with the depression, silence, and emptiness of beer cans. An AR-16 by my side, ready for the trigger to be pulled at any moment. And I love it.
In 2020, right as the Pandemic was occurring, I was approached by a man outside ChiChi's whore house in Pahrump, Nevada. He said I was slick and liked my style. He offered to buy me lunch on the outskirts of Vegas with a business proposition. I obliged. At lunch he presented me with a device that he had developed that attached to the inner thigh. Without going into details this device allowed me to signal him from across the poker table. During COVID Vegas had instituted a policy of plastic between the players. This worked to our advantage. We made roughly 600 thousand dollars between 2020-2021.
High on life my partner and I decided to go to Tijuana with some of our winnings. There is a whore house in Tijuana called Hong Kong. It is filled with 10/10 latina women willing to do anything you desire. I was high on cocaine when "Jake" my business partner, told me he was unable to get hard for the 2 prostitutes we had with us. I told Jake, I used to have a friend who would stuff highlighters up his ass and immediately get an erection. With no highlighters on hand, we used the only elongated object in the room. The TV remote control. Jake couldn't handle it and thats when I remembered. Pool suction. I pulled the remote from the hookers hands and poured cocaine onto jakes anus. "Chupar" I instructed the hooker. She began suckin his ass lol. Jake got hard and we had a great night, until Tina, the Mexican hooker wanted to leave Hong Kong club and go to her place. I was hesitant but I Left with her because she was so fine.
I never saw Jake again. He was killed that night.
There is currently a civil war going on in Tijuana. Los Chapitos and CJNG are currently at war for the territory. The girl Jake was with was with CJNG. Ive been in TJ ever since, and have been dealing with the guilt of Jake being gone. Ive been mourning Jake, especially for the considerably brutal death he endured. They got all of the many money we made from him. It coulda been me too.
Eventually my money will run out. Eventually I will move on to Guadalajara. And as I lay here, sweaty, gun by my side, only time will tell where this goes.
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2024-05-12 at 10:45 PM UTC in Dear HTS
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2024-05-12 at 10:38 PM UTC in Dear HTSthe year was ma
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2024-05-12 at 7:38 AM UTC in So it has come to my attention... (MASSIVE FORUM DRAMA)
Originally posted by RIPtotse Lol idk maybe red shouldn't go jacking off on cam in your video chat rooms. But hes too drunk and depressed to give 2 shits about his own life so I gave up lol
Originally posted by RIPtotse He def did that that totally sounds like red lmfao
Biggest 2 faced lil heroin addict loser statement ive ever seen in my time.
I used to think u were an OG RIP, but i realized RIP You sir are a fuckin loser. you play both sides. typical of addicts.
u told fona to ban me from ur lil group chat. then when you saw i was gone, ur shit talking began. what u didnt know was i was still an admin of the channel and I could see all ur lil fags chats. u, fona, and red's lil conspiracies were hilarious.
You guys all sided with red. Red, the mentally ill man. RIP i think its time you owe me an apolgy -
2023-10-24 at 11:47 AM UTC in RIP Nina "Privacycunt" NewmanWe just found out she died. It was a longtime coming. I will miss you sweet princess.
Another TC/zoklet member bites the dust. And only a few of us now remain. If ur from the TC era and ur reading this, uve truly beat the odds to this point. keep on goin
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2023-10-21 at 1:27 AM UTC in hts?
Originally posted by Meikai lmao im just as fat as i was the last time i was in tc. i don't come hang out with you because im broke and can't afford to be constantly drunk enough to think hanging out is fun (or a good idea). i did my tour of duty as the tc court jester, fam. i'm retired, not retarded.
last i saw u thought i was dead. and in the case that china invades taiwan, ill prolly get killed. alright. goodbye hts. this is goodbye for good -
2023-10-21 at 1:21 AM UTC in hts?
Originally posted by Meikai we were acquaintances once. i had a dumb crush on you, and i'm weird, so you took that as an opportunity to fuck with me relentlessly. you probably coulda spun that into friendship if you'd wanted, but that's not what you chose. dunno why you wanna pretend otherwise now, but like… i ain't buying it. consider it a missed opportunity and find someone else to be a psychic vampire towards. ❤️
look i get it. scron is breathing over ur shoulder. ur easily influenced, and thats what hes doing to you. u wont even come hang out with us cause ur "fat". we know whats going on -
2023-10-21 at 1:07 AM UTC in hts?
Originally posted by Meikai tort…. you wanted to put me on the farms. we have never been friends. i'm not sure you're even capable of having friends.
u know u always preached about not being a bot. but scron is ur bot. u have allowed urself to be brainwashed by a meth addict tweaker
when Bill Krozby died u went off the deep end. -
2023-10-21 at 12:57 AM UTC in hts?
Originally posted by Meikai no i wasn't. i was just someone talked to while hammered at 4am. you suck and your presence here has made it like 10x more likely i'm going to stop posting for the foreseeable future.
u know, all i tried to do was be a nice guy. and even after all these years u still an asshole to me. and i know why. ur lil gay boyfriend that creampies ur anus. thats why. he pummels u. day after day. bradleyb fell in love with u and all i tried to do was make things work. the dog cage was one thing, but we coulda worked that shit out
ill miss the old hts. the one i was best friends with. he was coo. but this new hts thinks hes some kinda candian housewife. so ill tell u what. goodbye bro. ill never come back. -
2023-10-20 at 11:29 PM UTC in hts?hows SF?
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2023-10-20 at 11:09 PM UTC in hts?need hts info. i miss the lil guy. he was one of my best friend
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2023-10-20 at 11:07 PM UTC in hts?im wasted. in japan. think im gunna call a japanese hooker
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2023-10-20 at 11:05 PM UTC in hts?
Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly lanced lannys longing labia, letting her larp as a little laotian ladyboy lapdancer................................................................ if by 'fight' you mean hiking up your miniskirt and clasping your ankles while i use the head of my cock to pile-drive your transverse colon into yoghurt…sign me up
id bet 1 thing. u are less than 170 pounds. u cruise these forums cause ur an absolute loser. i feel bad for u. i feel bad for all u guys. i been looking at all these forum posts. this place is a joke. do u guys think this is ur zoklet? -
2023-10-20 at 9 PM UTC in hts?
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2023-10-20 at 8:53 PM UTC in hts?hello my friends. Its beeen a long time. its not often i come here. but after using the search bar it looks like u losers cant keep my name out ur fuckin mouth. so now is the time. i need 1 of u guys to roger up and fight me on video. theres a few of u in particular that i am ready to rock.
i am in japan, okinawa -
2021-09-26 at 2:19 PM UTC in Bareknuckle Boxing Event - January 2022 - G vs Tortdont ask me, ask your boyfriend =) see you at the gay bar
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2021-09-26 at 2:12 PM UTC in Bareknuckle Boxing Event - January 2022 - G vs Tort
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood OP is a closet homo just looking for an excuse to touch another male.
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood OP is a closet homo just looking for an excuse to touch another male.
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see you at the gay bar -
2021-09-26 at 8:30 AM UTC in Bareknuckle Boxing Event - January 2022 - G vs Tort
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2021-09-26 at 8:17 AM UTC in Bareknuckle Boxing Event - January 2022 - G vs TortLadies and gentlemen I'd like to present you with the fight of the year. G has decided to disrespect me in TC on multiple occasions. I've had enough. So I've decided to have him put his money where his big fat fucking mouth is. It's time to put this internet warrior in his place.
I challenged him to a fight. He agreed. I told him I would make this thread to cement it in history, and for all the people of Rome to judge. He agreed.
The terms: I will be in Florida in January. I will drive to North Carolina and meet at a destination of his choosing. The entire event from me showing up till the end will be live streamed for all those to see and judge.
Stats:
Tort
-power lifting (1,000 pound club) comp winner 180lbs division 2020
-dont give a fuck
G
-Enthusiastic PI discovery capabilities
-Ex marine core chef
-Drinking out of Styrofoam cups
This thread will be updated regularly as updates come.