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Tortilla Chronicles - A Confession Story - The Final Chapter
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2024-07-29 at 1:19 AM UTCI was 8 years old when I realized my anus was an endogenous zone. Like HTS and fonaplats (he's gay), I was immediately fascinated with this zone. It all started when my parents installed a pool into our Las Vegas backyard. "Have fun little Tortilla" they would say. Fun I had indeed. I discovered that if I swam to the bottom depth of 7 FT i could place my anus on the suction intake and have orgasmic feelings until I ran out of breath.
Fast forward 25 years. Lots of people in and out of my house. Lots of whores. Empty cocaine plates. Lots of crazyness. My house is a disaster. And now i Lay here naked on my couch. The party is over now. I am left here with the depression, silence, and emptiness of beer cans. An AR-16 by my side, ready for the trigger to be pulled at any moment. And I love it.
In 2020, right as the Pandemic was occurring, I was approached by a man outside ChiChi's whore house in Pahrump, Nevada. He said I was slick and liked my style. He offered to buy me lunch on the outskirts of Vegas with a business proposition. I obliged. At lunch he presented me with a device that he had developed that attached to the inner thigh. Without going into details this device allowed me to signal him from across the poker table. During COVID Vegas had instituted a policy of plastic between the players. This worked to our advantage. We made roughly 600 thousand dollars between 2020-2021.
High on life my partner and I decided to go to Tijuana with some of our winnings. There is a whore house in Tijuana called Hong Kong. It is filled with 10/10 latina women willing to do anything you desire. I was high on cocaine when "Jake" my business partner, told me he was unable to get hard for the 2 prostitutes we had with us. I told Jake, I used to have a friend who would stuff highlighters up his ass and immediately get an erection. With no highlighters on hand, we used the only elongated object in the room. The TV remote control. Jake couldn't handle it and thats when I remembered. Pool suction. I pulled the remote from the hookers hands and poured cocaine onto jakes anus. "Chupar" I instructed the hooker. She began suckin his ass lol. Jake got hard and we had a great night, until Tina, the Mexican hooker wanted to leave Hong Kong club and go to her place. I was hesitant but I Left with her because she was so fine.
I never saw Jake again. He was killed that night.
There is currently a civil war going on in Tijuana. Los Chapitos and CJNG are currently at war for the territory. The girl Jake was with was with CJNG. Ive been in TJ ever since, and have been dealing with the guilt of Jake being gone. Ive been mourning Jake, especially for the considerably brutal death he endured. They got all of the many money we made from him. It coulda been me too.
Eventually my money will run out. Eventually I will move on to Guadalajara. And as I lay here, sweaty, gun by my side, only time will tell where this goes.
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2024-07-29 at 1:23 AM UTCTldr
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2024-07-29 at 1:26 AM UTC
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2024-07-29 at 1:58 AM UTCThat is indeed a sad story. But don’t cat h the bus.
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2024-07-29 at 2:05 AM UTCGreat thread.
Originally posted by TORTILLA I was 8 years old when I realized my anus was an endogenous zone. Like HTS and fonaplats (he's gay), I was immediately fascinated with this zone. It all started when my parents installed a pool into our Las Vegas backyard. "Have fun little Tortilla" they would say. Fun I had indeed. I discovered that if I swam to the bottom depth of 7 FT i could place my anus on the suction intake and have orgasmic feelings until I ran out of breath.
Fast forward 25 years. Lots of people in and out of my house. Lots of whores. Empty cocaine plates. Lots of crazyness. My house is a disaster. And now i Lay here naked on my couch. The party is over now. I am left here with the depression, silence, and emptiness of beer cans. An AR-16 by my side, ready for the trigger to be pulled at any moment. And I love it.
In 2020, right as the Pandemic was occurring, I was approached by a man outside ChiChi's whore house in Pahrump, Nevada. He said I was slick and liked my style. He offered to buy me lunch on the outskirts of Vegas with a business proposition. I obliged. At lunch he presented me with a device that he had developed that attached to the inner thigh. Without going into details this device allowed me to signal him from across the poker table. During COVID Vegas had instituted a policy of plastic between the players. This worked to our advantage. We made roughly 600 thousand dollars between 2020-2021.
High on life my partner and I decided to go to Tijuana with some of our winnings. There is a whore house in Tijuana called Hong Kong. It is filled with 10/10 latina women willing to do anything you desire. I was high on cocaine when "Jake" my business partner, told me he was unable to get hard for the 2 prostitutes we had with us. I told Jake, I used to have a friend who would stuff highlighters up his ass and immediately get an erection. With no highlighters on hand, we used the only elongated object in the room. The TV remote control. Jake couldn't handle it and thats when I remembered. Pool suction. I pulled the remote from the hookers hands and poured cocaine onto jakes anus. "Chupar" I instructed the hooker. She began suckin his ass lol. Jake got hard and we had a great night, until Tina, the Mexican hooker wanted to leave Hong Kong club and go to her place. I was hesitant but I Left with her because she was so fine.
I never saw Jake again. He was killed that night.
There is currently a civil war going on in Tijuana. Los Chapitos and CJNG are currently at war for the territory. The girl Jake was with was with CJNG. Ive been in TJ ever since, and have been dealing with the guilt of Jake being gone. Ive been mourning Jake, especially for the considerably brutal death he endured. They got all of the many money we made from him. It coulda been me too.
Eventually my money will run out. Eventually I will move on to Guadalajara. And as I lay here, sweaty, gun by my side, only time will tell where this goes.
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2024-07-29 at 2:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Incessant That is indeed a sad story. But don’t cat h the bus.
When did he ever say he was catching the bus?
Obviously the poor guys just a little lonely.
I remember when OP took his mom with him to Tiajuana and then spent the entire time held up in the bathroom making funny videos because fucking hookers in a shared room with his mom wasn't a good idea. -
2024-07-29 at 2:09 AM UTChey tortilla, it's me bradley!!! I don't know if you remember how good of friends we were but I havep rayed for u off and on for most of my adult life and I hope you are doin gwell my friend.
Remember, if you do kill yourself to call me one last time and SHOW ME UR DONG BRO!!!!! -
2024-07-29 at 2:10 AM UTCI've seen OPs flacid penis!!! It wasn't that small!!!!
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2024-07-29 at 2:11 AM UTCit was kinda small but not like that small
he also taught me how to jack off to HTS in tinychat -
2024-07-29 at 2:32 AM UTC
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2024-07-29 at 4:47 AM UTC
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2024-07-29 at 4:54 AM UTCCocaine powder is not as strong as crack. crack is what made Cocaine evil. Cocaine is mild compared to Meth or Coke related products like Crack cocaine or freebasing the Cocaine because it concentrates it. probably changes its chemistry. Im not suggesting people do cocaine but it seemed like No one OD from coke back in the day. of course they problem cut it so much it was super low grade. it would kill a person with heart problems but it was a short lived drug.
no doubt Alcohol is a worse drug than the average cocaine line of the 1970s found at your average key party. -
2024-07-29 at 5:06 AM UTCthe butthole is indeed endogenous. everyone believes their butthole is an endogenous zone, i would hope.
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2024-07-29 at 5:09 AM UTCalso
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2024-07-29 at 5:10 AM UTCSo Tort is done with women and is going full blown fag on us? The Navy do that to him?
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2024-07-29 at 5:23 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2024-07-29 at 5:26 AM UTCthey're putting buttholes in the water and turning the freaking micks gay
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2024-07-29 at 5:30 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
