Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
I go to work. I’m surprised but not really that nobody else has mentioned this.
2018-04-29 at 11:44 PM UTC
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My 1,000th Post
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
You went too hard for too long. It’s exhausting living a lie.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Abstinence is the only way that is 100% effective.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Came for the bad times.
Stayed for the good times.
Forgot more good times than I can remember bad times.
Here I remain, to be forgotten, so I can remember the rest.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
I’m pretty stingy with my thanks.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Which one does your mother have, blonde hair or black hair and blue eyes?
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
I shook President Bush’s hand back in the day. It’s not that hard to gain access.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Brush your teeth more often and maybe you won’t be surprised by your teeth.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
You niggas act like you live some super secret double triple agent life that would be catastrophic if discovered. Truth is, we’re all pretty boring and no one really cares.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
I plan on getting a Tesla in the future. Probably in like 15 years. I have a few other financial goals first. They’re pretty sweet though.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
Senior manager in the supply chain department for a large corporation.
Ajax
African Astronaut
[rumor the placative aphakia]
I’ve driven around with a bag of $40,000 in cash by myself. That was an interesting feeling.
As far as physically handled and counted, around $120,000-$150,000.
I’ve been in the presence of $40,000,000.00 in cash, though it was behind thick glass and I didn’t get to touch it.