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2018-10-10 at 11:23 PM UTC in We kinda got to resurrect Totse (the text files)It’s easy to talk about problems. Come see me when you have a solution.
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2018-10-07 at 5:01 AM UTC in Sex scenes in movies
Originally posted by Sudo The shower sex scene was real in American history x too
Movie sex is always so short and full of fake passion, like who the fuck would be satisfied with that? There's like 3 thrusts and then the guy rolls over and the girl is like "wow omg I can't believe that just happened" and it was so obviously the worst sex ever. I literally can't think of a non pornographic movie with a good realistic sex scene. 50 shades of gay maybe just because the sex was a foundation for their relationship so they put more effort into it.
Err, porn isn’t real. It’s fantasy, and that’s the point of it. If you expect all of your sex to be like porn, then you will disappointed more often than not. -
2018-10-07 at 4:56 AM UTC in How do you prioritize your monetary savings?
Originally posted by esbity They pay more. More job security.
Can you provide an example? Most private sector jobs pay more than their public sector equivalents. Pensions are shit, unstable, and unreliable. As far as job security, I have friends who have been fired from municipal jobs and had to do complete career reboots. Not saying they didn’t deserve it, but job security anywhere is an illusion. -
2018-10-07 at 4:51 AM UTC in Sex scenes in movies
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2018-10-07 at 4:48 AM UTC in Have you ever done something unspeakable?Of course I have. No thanks. No I can’t.
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2018-09-20 at 3:21 AM UTC in Sex scenes in moviesPull it up and tuck it under you waistband and no one will know. Just don’t lift up your shirt or people will see your dickhead poking out.
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2018-09-18 at 5:32 PM UTC in using shitty mobile games to launder moneyIf I had a money laundering game app, I would call it The Cleaners.
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2018-09-18 at 5:29 PM UTC in The stupidest thing you can do on facebookEveryone here is so enlightened.
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2018-09-16 at 1:03 AM UTC in Next financial crisis 'has begun and will be worse than 2008 crash,' economists warnWhat do you think about the yield curve flattening? Still a good economic indicator?
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2018-09-11 at 2:41 AM UTC in How do you prioritize your monetary savings?
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2018-09-11 at 2:39 AM UTC in ROLL CALL: Who here is from the original &T?
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2018-09-01 at 4:39 PM UTC in Lmao wtf. I just got shit for walking into a deli.Closing time is when you stop taking customer orders, not when you get to go home. I worked at a restaurant before and sometimes we would be there an hour after close because we had a busy night. Big whoop, we all had jobs the next day. You should have told him he still has 5 of his 8 dollars left to earn that hour.
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2018-09-01 at 4:31 PM UTC in How do you prioritize your monetary savings?
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2018-09-01 at 2:39 PM UTC in People watching at bars.It’s only creepy if you look away when they spot you. Hold that gaze, don’t look away. When you make eye contact, slowly form a dazzling grin and open your eyes wider. Bonus points if you start nodding your head. Wipe the drool off your face though, that’s just creepy.
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2018-08-20 at 12:12 AM UTC in Our Old Friend benny vader (ban evader)...
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2018-08-20 at 12:06 AM UTC in Our Old Friend benny vader (ban evader)...Ooh this will be a good one. DHers don’t know about Sophie and his CP ways. It’s not a troll. He has even been known to say that he would fuck children as young as four years old. I’m sure spectral has a link to it or screenshot saved.
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2018-08-17 at 1:28 AM UTC in Overwhelming the police
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2018-08-17 at 12:59 AM UTC in Overwhelming the policeSetting the entire town on fire is the only logical solution.
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2018-08-14 at 11:46 PM UTC in Coming here for the sheer nostalgiaWhatever you came here for, you are sure to be disappointed.
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2018-08-12 at 2:59 AM UTC in All of you, This Message
Originally posted by PrettyHateMachine I'm ready though.
This timeline has been absolute shit and I'm ready for it to end and then restart.
Next lifetime, I'm gonna make sure to backup all my home movies I took when I was 13 - 14, backup all the stuff I found on the net during the early 00s to cd-r, never record over my first ever harsh noise recording, never trade in my games to eb, exercise more, never drink sodas or alcohol, keep my original PS2, never stop trying to learn program at 13, listen to my friend's advice when he told me his bike's brakes were broken, not waste as much time on the web, get a job earlier etc
There is so many things I wish I had done differently, if I can re-live this reality but do things differently that would be wonderful.
Would the newly reborn you listen to the advice of old you, or would you still be young and knowing that you know everything there is to know?