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  1. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/ecstasy-pills-featuring-prime-minister-jacinda-arderns-name-for-sale/AAFICMYRMVQJTZJFD2337ADQWE/

    "The pink pills of Class-B methylenedioxymethamphetamine (MDMA) are being sold for around $30-$40 each, the Herald understands."

    I wouldn't even do Class-A methylenedioxymethamphetamine. I'd only even consider doing the finest Class-S methylenedioxymethamphetamine.
  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost Do Bundy



    Yeah it hurts

    it only hurts because you havent eaten real food in like 10 months and look like a holocaust survivor just liberated from the camps you scrawny fuk

    I KEPT TELLING YOU TO EAT
  3. Elbow African Astronaut
    he's still real tuff
  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    uh oh it was staaaaged
  5. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    i want one

    although i recognize the shape of their ears and it is the extremely cute shape of danger

  6. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny Damn, so no sexy lumberjacks? Sounds like SF wins again

    SF's sexy lumberjacks are mere shadows cast on the wall of the American cave system - shadows created by the brilliant rainbow incandescence of Canada's overwhelming innate homosexuality and abundance of natural resources.
  7. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny IDK, like definitionally if you’re gonna swing a cat and hit 30 of the regional cliche then blockchain zen techbros aren’t the worst you can do. At least they bring along good restaurants, bars, and assorted technological wank like governors or whatever. Rednecks have more personality to be sure but the lack of good ethnic food and the threat of drunken violence eat into that a bit.

    Idk, what have y’all got? No more draft dodgers so… lumberjacks? Hockey players? I do like a burly man in plaid but I could arrange to be in that sort of company in SF as well

    Rednecks don't need "ethnic food", their native cuisine is so good that it's essentially the de facto American food - BBQ, fried chicken, etc. Sure there's the threat of drunken violence in redneck territory, but then there's also no threat of stepping in a pile of a homeless person's shit and finding a surprise toy inside - a dirty AIDS needle that pierced the sole of your shoe.

    Also, we have uhhh... depends on the province. For BC these days it's probably Chinese people, not lumberjacks. For Alberta it's boomers who think they're from Texas or 23 year old oil field workers high on cocaine. For Saskatchewan and Manitoba, it's nothing (you could swing a dead cat the size of Rhode Island and not hit anybody or anything: not a tree, a person, or even a hill. For Ontario it's genderqueer polyamorous urbanite bugpeople and walking Letterkenny stereotypes. For Quebec, you'd get arrested for swinging a dead cat instead of un chat mort. And in the Maritime provinces it's an unemployed fisherman or some guy with an accent so thick you're not sure what he does or if he's even speaking English.
  8. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Obbe

    Bunch of fucking retards. California has the same problem. "Hmm, this arid desert landscape's soil has great drainage. I have a great idea... let's open a vineyard and grow succulent, juicy grapes!"

    California somehow turned itself into America's breadbasket (or fresh fruit basket, I guess), and when you look at the regions responsible for growing like 30% of the fresh Strawberries in America from space, it's fucking beige. And these ag concerns have the audacity to sponsor Immortan Joe style PR campaigns with billboards and advertisements telling people not to drink too much water. Jesus fuck.



    A huge solution to the water crises these southern, FUCKING DESERT STATES are facing is... I don't know... stop trying to grow fucking acres of watermelons in a place that'd naturally be lucky to see a dusty shrub or two.
  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Now…if you had 150 Cadbury's Creme eggs for $15…then that would be something else! 😍

    imagine liking cadbury's chocolate, having the entire cadbury's lineup to choose from, and choosing fucking creme eggs

  10. Elbow African Astronaut
    Or just... not get arrested. Swinging dead cats around in SF has a habit of getting you arrested unless you're homeless.
  11. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lanny We don’t take it personally, we know the rest of the country is just jealous because they’re poor

    Being poor is a small price to pay if it means living somewhere where you can swing a dead cat and not end up hitting 30 white vegan buddhist tech bros with AI startups using deep learning algorithms and block chain technology plus proprietary hardware to make entering a meditative trance easier for the layperson.
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  13. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson US women cost a premium though on the white slave market. Polish/East Euro ones are like bargain basement.

    OPEC guys wanting to conquer the petrodollar whores makes sense.
  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra from a kit or building from scratch? because the latter would be cool but adjusting/calibrating it would be a bastard

    i never know what 'from scratch' means

    its ship of theseus-tier

    like

    "making fried chicken from scratch"

    what does that even mean

    are you raising the chicken? growing wheat and milling it into flour? are you globetrotting to find the requisite herbs and spices? scratch that, are you god? did you make chickens? did you make wheat? like conceptually?


    okay this is a terrible example but like, i just mean when you say "making a telescope from scratch" does that involve making the lenses? making the glass to make the lenses? that last bit is probs a bit much but like if you get glass blanks you have to polish into a lens, that feels like a "kit"

    really in this case its the juxtaposition of 'from a kit' with 'from scratch' like im trying to envision what making a telescope without making it from a kit would look like and it involved a lot of glassblowing or at least grinding/polishing.
  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They like to talk to all white women, not specifically Polish ones, it's your general obsession with Poland that makes you think that. Given a choice I bet those Arabs would prefer a white American girl over a Polish one.

    they prefer the girls in whatever country they're currently in, because knocking up white women is conquest and muslims are natural born conquerors and masters of the world
  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat talk to young polish and ukrianian chicks? what do they see about them? like chicks who are 12-16?

    what do you see about them mark
  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Ghost does anyone like anyone

    i like u

    i might even... like like you 🙈
  18. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    Belarus taking things seriously

    I fucking love Belarus. I really hope they don't give me a reason to dislike them.

  19. Elbow African Astronaut
    Pretty sure the common concern for gun-interested but very hesitant liberals is the threat they pose to themselves on a bad day. Locking the gun up in 3 parts and 3 separate safes is a terrible idea if you want it for home defense but it's a great idea if you want it for plinking and you're the kind of person who's likely to come home from work one day, have a mental breakdown, and eat the fucker.

    (This isn't me shit talking pansy liberals: if I was to get a gun this is pretty much my thought process - I don't particularly want/feel I need one for defense, but a range toy and a self-defense weapon are both equally capable of unaliving me if the mood strikes and the mood has struck once or twice before. If I'd had a gun at the time I wouldn't be writing this.)
  20. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ In the mob, room temperature means dead.

    yes, this is because metabolism ceases once you perish meaning the average homeotherm will no-longer be warmer than the ambient temperature of their environment. when you kill somebody, within a day the body will have cooled (or warmed!) to the temperature of its surroundings ie 'room temperature'. to make somebody room temperature, therefore, would imply you mean to kill them (else put them out in the cold for a very precise length of time, so that upon re-entering the 'room' their body will be - at least to the touch - 'room temperature'). thank you, special.
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