Posts by Elbow

1. 2024-08-07 at 3:08 PM UTC in RIP in Pepperonis, Dragoneer
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Donald Trump RIP. What did he die of?

   
   Giga AIDS. Dragon GRIDS.
   
   
2. 2024-08-07 at 2:43 PM UTC in There are enemies of Christ within the Church
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood "HOLD ON LET ME PUT DOWN THIS CIGARETTE IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS POKER/RUSSIAN ROULETTE GAME SO I CAN INJECT MORE HEROIN!!!!, AND GET ME ANOTHER DRINK!!!"
   
   Clearly that man has never stayed awake for a week on meth and then listened to the beauty of gregorian chants after hitting a fat bowl of weed and allowed the spirit of Jah to flow into his soul

   
   real nigga shit
   
   
   
   Byzantine Chant is better tho.
   
3. 2024-08-07 at 2:40 PM UTC in Age of Consent Discussion (Not a Wariat post)
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ner vegas I'm not sure I'd equate this graph with maturity

   
   Me neither, but I wanted to make the point that men get extremely retarded and then gradually become less retarded over time. This was the first thing that popped into my head to illustrate that point. At no point are men not retarded, but they become manageably retarded around 30.
4. 2024-08-07 at 2:28 PM UTC in There are enemies of Christ within the Church
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

   
   this is my favorite piece of art. it is immaculate. the skull. the cards. the gun. the liquor. the coke. the fucking nunchuks on the door handle. and to top it all off, jesus is stealing the poor guy's heroin.
5. 2024-08-07 at 1:41 PM UTC in RIP in Pepperonis, Dragoneer
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   The owner of FurAffinity, wretched hive of scum and villainy, has perished.
6. 2024-08-07 at 1:37 PM UTC in There are enemies of Christ within the Church
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   Namely, clergy trying to lead their flock astray by telling them that there are enemies of Christ within the Church.
7. 2024-08-07 at 7:10 AM UTC in Could the USA ever witness Jet Strikes
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   
8. 2024-08-07 at 6:56 AM UTC in Age of Consent Discussion (Not a Wariat post)
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina and an 8 year old is mentally as mature as an 18 yo.

   
   Okay, pedo.
9. 2024-08-07 at 6:54 AM UTC in Age of Consent Discussion (Not a Wariat post)
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina what a pedo would claim before molesting an 8 yo.

   
   Men aren't mentally mature until their mid-to-late 20s. Men are goobers.
   
   
10. 2024-08-07 at 6:40 AM UTC in Age of Consent Discussion (Not a Wariat post)
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Charles Ex Machina for women it should be restricted to those above 50 because thats the only age where they have potential to reach mental maturity,
    
    ive have come to the conclusion that most women reach mental maturity between 5-8 years after menopause.
    
    some might never reach mental maturity tho.

    
    lol women hit mental maturity about a decade before men
11. 2024-08-07 at 5:29 AM UTC in Ripped my butthole in Portland, ME
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump I wanna hate due to the cringe name, but damn, that is a nice font.

    
    I like the name because it gives you complete moral license to use it however you want. "Oooo you're so punk, you don't mind if I don't pay you $60 for a font, right?" (They don't mind, it's free for commercial use. But if it wasn't... I'd totally feel justified stealing it.)
12. 2024-08-07 at 1:33 AM UTC in Ripped my butthole in Portland, ME
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    This is my favorite font. I found it while tweaking my ass off and I have been in love with it ever since.
    
    
13. 2024-08-07 at 1:27 AM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Donald Trump They never followed up, so it must be him.
    
    European police are noted for not being interested in solving crimes when straight white males could be blamed for them.
    
    Did Sophie really try to liberate information by blowing up someone's home with his homemade grenades of freedom?
    
    I'm certain it wasn't just arab drug dealers or anything.

    
    You don't know Sophie like she does. Sophie is a pyrotechnics enthusiast so homemade grenades are very much his style. The person living there probably crossed him somehow. Maybe on a drug deal. If Sophie wasn't the person lobbing the grenades, he was definitely the one who made them. Too big of a coincidence not to be the case. Never doubt a woman's intuition.
14. 2024-08-06 at 10:11 PM UTC in Musk ignores GDPR
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    Europe can't compete with America in the tech sector so they profit off of American tech companies by creating retarded legislation that gives European governments the ability to sue them instead. I don't know why anyone would respect the European courts. I'm not sure whether American tech companies hurt Europe more by continuing to operate in that market or by pulling out, but whichever it is, I hope they do that.
15. 2024-08-06 at 9:25 PM UTC in Sophie Libra Suspect
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dirtbag If they weren't hand-made and instead placed carefully in the house then it was to see a bigger explosion. I am posting this so he knows I am still watching.

    
    I'm sure he's still watching you too. The connection you had wasn't meaningless.
16. 2024-08-06 at 9:12 PM UTC in Have you been to the Grand Canyon?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    Yes and no. Like, the person who I am today has not been there, but at one point in the distant past the body I sprang forth from was dragged to that location. I have next to no memories of this, but in a sense, yes: "I" was there. I was not. I remember we went to the Grand Canyon, but I do not remember being at the Grand Canyon itself.
17. 2024-08-06 at 8:18 PM UTC in Ripped my butthole in Portland, ME
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
18. 2024-08-06 at 7:52 PM UTC in Its getting boring
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Crispy My mommy doesn’t care

    
    
19. 2024-08-06 at 7:44 PM UTC in Its getting boring
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Crispy Dude im next to my mom, ew

    
    Hi mom. Your daughter is being menaced by men 3 times her age and she should be prevented from accessing this community by any means necessary.
20. 2024-08-06 at 6:57 PM UTC in Ripped my butthole in Portland, ME
    

    Elbow African Astronaut