Posts by Elbow

1. 2024-12-24 at 6:59 PM UTC in Happy Crispmas
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Crispy Feelin good today even though i havent slept much

   
   thats the power of jesus' love for you filling the air on this, the eve of his birth 😇
2. 2024-12-24 at 12:49 PM UTC in Happy Crispmas
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson ..only if you accept him as your savior. Sounds like Cosmo is going to hell.

   
   Sounds like some sola fide gobbledygook to me. You've got to do a lot more than accept Him as your savior. That's why I'm going to hell.
3. 2024-12-24 at 12:46 PM UTC in Happy Crispmas
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Cosmopolitan whether jesus existed or not, I'm glad he's dead.

   
   Me too. For a couple reasons. Most importantly, His death fulfilled God's plan and liberated us from sin. The salvific power of Christ comes from His incredible sacrifice. But only slightly less important is the fact that a real life 2000 year old Hebrew lich king is a terrifying thought.
4. 2024-12-24 at 12:43 PM UTC in This Thread is a Christmas Checkpoint
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Dirtbag I didn't know I would learn any more about men but it's shocking just how many will worship they're oppressor. We are in a class war. He said only high status males have critical thinking skills and should be allowed to vote. He's talking about billionaires. Any man who supports him is a cuck. But that's not surprising, studies have shown authoritarian types are submissive to authority.

   
   their*
5. 2024-12-24 at 11:47 AM UTC in Happy Crispmas
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   And you know Jesus? That person who actually existed? The one who was actually crucified by the Romans? Yeah.
   
   He died for you.
   
   Because he loved you.
6. 2024-12-24 at 11:44 AM UTC in Happy Crispmas
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Crispy Youre old and a retard, women dont just magically get pregnant.

   
   One woman did. 😇
   
   

   Originally posted by Cosmopolitan There is no evidence jesus existed

   
   C'mon, man... even the reddit-tier troglodytes on wikipedia don't make claims that strong.
   
   

   Originally posted by Cosmopolitan it is believed that mariam was an actual prostitute who got pregnant by a roman soldier called panthera.

   
   See, even you don't disagree. Jesus was a real person who existed in history.
7. 2024-12-24 at 8:07 AM UTC in Happy Crispmas
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Crispy mary is a whore

   
   i'll be praying for her to forgive you for saying that
   
   you are young and you know not what you say
8. 2024-12-24 at 6 AM UTC in This Thread is a Christmas Checkpoint
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   Merry Christmas Eve Morn', everyone! Our Savior was born 24 hours from now, 2024 years ago. 😇
9. 2024-12-24 at 5:59 AM UTC in Happy Crispmas
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   >happy christmas
   
   
   
   BRI'ISH
10. 2024-12-23 at 11:56 PM UTC in Balls To The Walz
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by stl1 our next vice president

    
    
11. 2024-12-23 at 8:01 PM UTC in Is there any Thai women here aged 18-22 I can sing phil Collins to?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    
12. 2024-12-22 at 10:35 PM UTC in The Digital Skinner's Box
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    its skinner boxes all the way down
13. 2024-12-22 at 10:06 PM UTC in This Thread is a Christmas Checkpoint
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    Ho ho ho, and merry Christmas. Many of you are surely on the naughty list, but that's no reason to reject the truth of Santa Claus.
    
    Show me some holiday cheer or perish.
    
    
14. 2024-12-22 at 4:34 PM UTC in If you're out there, mmQ, I'm thinking of you
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by mmQ I'm fine. It's FINE.

    
    merry christmask
15. 2024-12-21 at 8:06 PM UTC in If you're out there, mmQ, I'm thinking of you
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    is dat sum popeyes with da honey mustard?
    
    oh damn i shoulda made you go get popeyes
    
    mmm MMMMMM questions gnome saiyan ha ha
16. 2024-12-21 at 8:05 PM UTC in Do you guys like my new profile pic?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    Jesus Jis the Jreason Forthe Season
17. 2024-12-21 at 8:04 PM UTC in Do you guys like my new profile pic?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny Merry non-denominational event y’all

    
    
18. 2024-12-21 at 5:11 AM UTC in If you're out there, mmQ, I'm thinking of you
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    
    
    hope ur doing good
19. 2024-12-20 at 10:02 PM UTC in THE MAGA PARTY!,,, the GOP is dead, republicans are going down with the dems,, get ready for THE MAGA PARTY lefty's
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Dirtbag I'm wondering if what you've known from me makes you think I am capable of creating a cult of personality around me.

    
    If RadfemHitler could pull it off, so could you.
20. 2024-12-20 at 10:01 PM UTC in ATTN BradleyB
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by 🦄🌈 MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING - vaxxed and octoboosted 💉 (we beat covid!) 👬💕👭🍀 (🍩✊) Pedos report to jail.

    
    Gosh, MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING. Most people would say "pedos go feet first into a woodchipper". Bearing that in mind, what kind of person benefits from pushing the idea that they should be peaceably dealt with by the criminal justice system by "reporting to jail"? Cui bono? Very curious.