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Ripped my butthole in Portland, ME

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    Apparently these people up here think Nick Cannon is Bigfoot



    Also I ripped my anus
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    I told you my peen was too big but you just thought you had something to prove
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    the ME ME ME snowflake state
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    Elbow African Astronaut
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    lol, there was literally a framed picture of a Bigfoot with a caption of “don’t stop believing” in impact on it nearby
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    Elbow African Astronaut
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    Bradley Florida Man
    I see
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    Originally posted by Elbow

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    Originally posted by Lanny lol, there was literally a framed picture of a Bigfoot with a caption of “don’t stop believing” in impact on it nearby

    I kinda respect, but also disrespect, this level of awareness of fonts.

    I'm sure you also have very valid opinions regarding kerning and serif/sans-serif too.
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    I'm kind of partial to Times New Roman. Call me old fashioned.
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    Bradley Florida Man
    My friend had to get his ass hole sewn when one of our other friends ripped it in high school
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Donald Trump I kinda respect, but also disrespect, this level of awareness of fonts.

    I'm sure you also have very valid opinions regarding kerning and serif/sans-serif too.

    Hah, I definitely went through a phase of being a douchebag that got upset about papyrus on menus and shit. Since grown out of it thankfully, although I do web dev so at least a casual acquaintance with digital typography is an occupational hazard.
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    Let's not get these guys started on Wingdings.
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    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Let's not get these guys started on Wingdings.

    The font or the cryptid?
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    Elbow African Astronaut
    This is my favorite font. I found it while tweaking my ass off and I have been in love with it ever since.

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    Originally posted by Elbow This is my favorite font. I found it while tweaking my ass off and I have been in love with it ever since.


    I wanna hate due to the cringe name, but damn, that is a nice font.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Anarchy in the VK!!!
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    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    ivebeen told these are the worst candy ever
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    Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]
    Originally posted by Lanny I told you my peen was too big but you just thought you had something to prove

    I was gonna make a "probably because of sex with Lanny" type of joke but you beat me to it.
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