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Posts by Elbow

  1. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Earl Grey for me, no sugar a spot of cream in it and a servant to being it to me.

    Does it count as a herbal tea if it's black tea + other stuff? 'cause I'm a big fan of raspberry black tea. Also rose and black tea, if I make it with sweetened condensed milk (this is absurdly decadent but tastes wonderful).
  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley HTS what kinda vaginal cream do you use on your Betty Crocker vaigna???

  3. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Besides, the whole police-as-soldiers thing is really fucked up in general.

    I would rather have guns + police-as-soldiers than no guns + unarmed police like the UK, personally. And if guns are going to be freely available, society needs the ability to issue a heavily armed response to heavily armed ne'er-do-wells.
  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I just get laser hair removal there. This product is for my vagina. I don't always need it, your vagina changes colour throughout the month.


    Fair, but like... how well put together do you gotta be to go abroad? Down to what level? Y'know? Would you decide not to go on vacation if your puspus was insufficiently pink? 🤔

    (Also "etc" is not something I'd personally ever wanna see on the ingredients list for a product like that, even though I know it's probably fine.)
  5. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka It's held me back like I won't travel abroad unless I'm happy with my appearance. It's kinda weird. Like rn I don't want anyone to see me until I've had my tattoo re-inked.

    Originally posted by Kafka Now that I think about it it's also the reason I haven't really gone out this summer. I need to bleach my arm hair again.

    How seriously do you take this? Like do you need to get your butthole bleached too?
  6. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley because of your unwillingness to fight for your home, your country, and your culture you are 5 years away from being renamed Islamagland

    Anglostan. C'mon.
  7. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Warcry when did i say that? i said in another country where its legal.

    they put out an APB (anti-pedo bulletin)
  8. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Nonsense. You join the humerus with the radius & ulna. Indeed, Elbow, you are a very important connection source.

    I'm Satanic and unloved. Dem other bones, dem other bones, dem other dry bones hear the word of the Lord... but not me.
  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Warcry elbow or hts u think ur smart telling me the obvious that.i could fuck a 15 yr old anywhere i want because its fucking legal? or i mean anwyhere this is the aoc or lower? wor ur a genius bro. wowwww.

    You were talking about fucking 14 year olds, not 15 year olds! You were promoting pedophilia! I'm calling them, wariat.

  10. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by WellHung Elbow are you friends with Clavicle?

    I have it on good authority Clavicle is good friends with the shoulder bone and head bone. I, the mighty Elbow, however, am not connected to anybody. Nobody sings about me.
  11. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Warcry how would they find out? why would bulgaria tell poland if they wont put a cas eon me or arrest?

    That doesn't mean it's not illegal, that just means you mightn't get caught. Why might Bulgaria tell Poland though, even if they wouldn't charge you directly? Perhaps if Bulgarian officials didn't like the idea of creepy Polish retards travelling to their country to fuck Bulgarian children.

    Originally posted by Warcry im gonna look this convention up becauis ei bet it doesnt hold water.

    What matters is that it's an international treaty and kodeks karny article 113 obligates the Polish government to apply Polish law in such cases. UwU
  12. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Warcry hey hts or htc:

    “ so long as Poland is obligated to try such crimes by international treaty”

    prove this in bulgaria theyll go after me if i fuck a 14 yr old. wht treaty will it fall under?

    The Lanzarote Convention. 😮‍💨

    The laws in Bulgaria don't matter. Poland can and will arrest you if they find out. You'd probably be fine if you fucked a 15 year old tho (legal in Polane).
  13. Elbow African Astronaut
    Specifically in Poland, child sex tourism likely falls afoul of Art. 113. of the kodeks karny, which states that, regardless of the state of any local laws, Polish citizens can be tried under Polish law for crimes committed in foreign countries so long as Poland is obligated to try such crimes by international treaty. As Poland is a ratified signatory of the Lanzarote Convention (an internation treaty obligating the prosecution of anyone who commits child sexual abuse), it's likely illegal for Wariat to travel abroad to diddle minors in places where it's otherwise legal.

    Also, fun fact: wariat is probably already SUPER guilty under Art. 200b. which makes it a crime to even promote or praise behavior of a pedophilic nature. 🤔
  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Warcry You can only USA has this restriction not other countries bro. Maybe uk too but they are like a U.S. colony or basically a mini U.S. and used to be one country and are not Wu so they don’t count. Outside Anglo Saxon countries this doesn’t really exist at least within the eu.


    >or (b) the offender is one of their nationals
  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    Birds of a feather. Kafka was right to be worried about you.
  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    I have done terrible things that will forever haunt me and I shan't speak of them.
  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Warcry Good morning all good sirs.

    HOW MANY INCHES, WARIOAT?
  18. Elbow African Astronaut
  19. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood λοπαδο­τεμαχο­σελαχο­γαλεο­κρανιο­λειψανο­δριμυπο­τριμματο­σιλφιο­καραβομελιτο­κατα­κεχυμενο­κιχλεπικοσσυφοφαττο­περιστεραλεκτρυονοπτο­κεφαλλιο­κιγκλοπελειο­λαγῳοσιραιο­βαφητραγανο­πτερύγων.


  20. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I don't think you get to decide if you'll have kids or not.

    Why do you think sperm banks collect all that cum, exactly?
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