Posts by Elbow

1. 2024-08-29 at 7:59 PM UTC in Browsing necklaces
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I'd love to get my hands on the people who do this. Give me 48 hours, a good knife, a good pair of pliers, a blowtorch and a jug of vinegar. They'd wish they were never born. They'd be screaming so loud they'd bust their own eardrums. Exquisite pain, as I worked on each body part with attention to detail. Then I'd cut them up piece by piece, starting from the bottom, cauterizing as I go, and I'd flush the pieces down the toilet one by one.

   
   There's a brimstone necklace and a lake of fire awaiting them in hell.
2. 2024-08-29 at 11:44 AM UTC in (Enter) Forgetting to Use Birth Control: Unwanted Pregnancies Support...
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by CASPER Its so fucking stupid lol.

   
   It'll be great. You'll be a good dadge.
3. 2024-08-29 at 7:43 AM UTC in Nerd content dissection videos
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by ner vegas yeah, but that's not as far gone as switching to another game on the other screen when your main game is slow

   
   I afk'd in Skyrim to play an XP Stage in Battle Cats today.
4. 2024-08-29 at 7:42 AM UTC in DayZ
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   Wow, that's DayZ.
5. 2024-08-29 at 7:42 AM UTC in Earth’s Temperature Could Increase by 25 Degrees: Startling New Research Reveals That CO2 Has More Impact Than Previously Thought
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   Wow that's crazy.
6. 2024-08-29 at 7:42 AM UTC in Climate Change Is Driving an Insurance Crisis: Policymakers and Regulators Must Act
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   Wow, that's crazy.
7. 2024-08-29 at 7:41 AM UTC in (Enter) Forgetting to Use Birth Control: Unwanted Pregnancies Support...
   

   Elbow African Astronaut

   Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Lol. necro bumped and somehow entirely relevant to me

   
   Congratulations! Mazel tov! 🥳
8. 2024-08-28 at 5:17 PM UTC in Nigs Get a Noggin of their Own.
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   "A mob of bikers could be here," he thought. "I hate mobs of bikers."
   
   
9. 2024-08-28 at 3:33 PM UTC in Oh wow
   

   Elbow African Astronaut
   
10. 2024-08-28 at 2:04 PM UTC in Nerd content dissection videos
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas it actually blew my mind when I found out people play idle games and shit while doing repetitive stuff or waiting for matchmaking on another game

    
    I'm so brainrotted I play this (peak) gacha trash:
    
    ... while I'm watching anime. Like, I'll send out a new unit between lines of subtitles. I'm losing my mind. I need meth or adderall or something. 🥴
11. 2024-08-28 at 1:49 PM UTC in Nerd content dissection videos
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    
    
    
    Act 2 is age restricted but the thumbnail ain't lying that shit is 20 hours.
    
    

    Originally posted by Donald Trump How is this sort of content even a thing?

    
    Adderall gets it made. Untreated ADHD gets it views/watchtime (in the background, while you're doing 30 other things).
12. 2024-08-28 at 1:48 PM UTC in Best way to drink salt water?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    Just rawdog that shit. If your kidneys can't hack it you were ngmi anyway, beta.
13. 2024-08-28 at 1:45 PM UTC in Did frala pay the $20 fee to TSTM her account?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    "HOW ARE YOU STILL IMPOVERISHED? I'M LITERALLY PAYING TO RELIEVE THE POVERTY!"
    
    "Well, with the relief you provided, we felt like we had enough wiggle room to squeeze out another 3 kids to work the cobalt mines. Thank youuuu. 🥰"
    
    Might TSTM later to increase the number of suffering black people in the world.
14. 2024-08-28 at 1:42 PM UTC in Did frala pay the $20 fee to TSTM her account?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Lanny Also daily reminder that when someone pays to TSTM I throw it into a giant fiery hole on the other side of the Atlantic which converts money into impoverished, suffering humans.

15. 2024-08-28 at 1:30 PM UTC in Did frala pay the $20 fee to TSTM her account?
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    I can't believe it. She's gone forever. Lanny killed her and now he claims she totally paid him to TSTM her account. It's a cover up. I hope you rubes don't fall for it. smh
16. 2024-08-28 at 6:51 AM UTC in Yeah I am a FAG!
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    
17. 2024-08-27 at 4:02 PM UTC in Meal subscription services
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kingoftoes Yeah I've used hello fresh before. It's useful if you have a large discretionary income and want to save time grocery shopping. IDK what HTS is talking about the portion sizes are good unless you're a yank.

    
    Like I said, I've never used them! So of course I dunno nuffing about the portion sizes. I just meant they deliver five dinners worth of ingredients for a seven day week. Your ass still has to drag itself to the grocery store.
18. 2024-08-27 at 12:43 PM UTC in I have high blood pressure and I'm going to die.
    

    Elbow African Astronaut
    did u died
19. 2024-08-27 at 9:51 AM UTC in RFK Jr. Considers Joining Trump
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ner vegas

    
    i should rewatch ugly americans
20. 2024-08-27 at 9:45 AM UTC in Twitch streaming
    

    Elbow African Astronaut

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood hey didn't you do that once too