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  1. Elbow African Astronaut
    >fosters
    >kiwis
    >austria

    they drink Goldbräu and eat Wiener schnitzel not kiwis you moran
  2. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka When I was 19 I had hundreds of people sending me death threats on FB. It isn't hard for me to get attention

    Yeah, it's hella easy to make hundred of people want to murder you. Alas, that is not a useful form of attention.

    How do you do with garnering... y'know... positive attention?
  3. Elbow African Astronaut
    Project yourself, even if you don't quite know what it is you project. My understanding of getting started in Twitch streaming, from hearing a few streamers explain it, is that you probably shouldn't worry about what audience to target -- just stream and have fun with it. Your audience kinda has to find you. Hop on camera, play some games, talk to people who show up. And most importantly: stream regularly, and stream often. Maintain a schedule. If you're entertaining (and lucky), you'll build up a small core audience. It sucks streaming to nobody, and it's hard streaming to perfect strangers, but eventually you'll have like 5 guys who show up regularly. Stream for them. Those 5 guys will slowly grow to become 10 or 20 guys. That's your community. Nurture it. With any luck it'll grow even further. 🤷

    That's the general road map I've seen laid out anyway. Another option is to simply turn on your camera and make sure there's always some décolletage in frame.
  4. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

    You actually... you actually cracked the case.
  5. Elbow African Astronaut
    im a tranny

    truly
    retarded
    and
    nobly
    noticing
    yids
  6. Elbow African Astronaut
    Paying a premium for the delivery of hyper-specific quantities of groceries that will just barely cover ~70% of your dinners in a given week seems really silly to me, so I've never tried it. I've been tempted to try them out, but every time I think about it... like... if I'm going to pay a premium to have meals delivered, we might as well go the extra mile and have a restaurant cook it too. Y'know? Hire a private taxi for your burrito.

    That said, I remember seeing someone talking about how they'd order catering from Chipotle for their weekly meal prep, and the math worked out really nicely. Seemed like a way smarter move than having some company ship you one meal's worth of cabbage or whatever, or hiring a taxi to drive dinner to you. May be worth considering once your trial period ends. 🤔
  7. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Awe goddam that is horrible man

    it really, really is
  8. Elbow African Astronaut
    I would say reading the French article, being very charitable to myself, it is like... 20% comprehendible. I basically understood all the relevant facts in the first two-sentence paragraph. Although tbf the second sentence, "Âgé de 39 ans, ce franco-russe était accompagné de son garde du corps et d'une femme", was especially straightforward, to the point that I think even a semi-competent English-speaker with ~zero knowledge of French would probably get the gist of it.
  9. Elbow African Astronaut
    (... and I may have also asked chatgpt for some clarification on how to make it more casual, because in "Classroom French" the sentence would be rendered "je ne parle pas parce que le francais, c'est nul". Native speakers drop the "je" nonsense when speaking casually, and I hate sounding like I'm speaking from a textbook.)
  10. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump How can Canadians not even speak French?

    Parle pas parce que le français, c'est nul.

    (I mostly constructed this sentence myself, but not having spoken French outside a classroom, and not for 17 years, I had to ask chatgpt how a Frenchman might call something "lame" and clarify the correct gender it should have - nul/nulle.)
  11. Elbow African Astronaut
    omelette du fromage

    honhonhon baguette
  12. Elbow African Astronaut
    amogus
  13. Elbow African Astronaut
  14. Elbow African Astronaut
    What is... fun?
  15. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley White people invented interracial porn. Just FYI

    "White people".
  16. Elbow African Astronaut
    im making eggs for dinner bcos of this thread
  17. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ner vegas

  18. Elbow African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka أي شيء بهذه اللغة

    رُهاب الإسلام
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  20. Elbow African Astronaut
    The worst names are always IPAs though. Specifically ones with really lame puns. Like an IPA called Hop Around The Clock.



    I bet this is real. It is all but guaranteed to be real.
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