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Posts That Were Thanked by jerryb

  1. Originally posted by Bradley if Vinny had a friendly cat that liked to be pet and kill mice and bugs and shit in their apartment complex, 1 old man would look around to make sure no one's watching him pet the cat and that thing would be in a black plastic shopping bag so fucking fast it's unreal, welcome to Laos.

    That cat would be taking a hot bath in a pot faster than a starving Ethiopian to a free all-you-can-eat buffet.
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  2. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by jerryb Being ugly no excuse, I see some lard ass retards with decent women sometimes. Get a good paying job and you can get some fine bitches from places like Ukraine and Moldova.

    or just learn how to be nice and assertive, read half a book on interpersonal communication, and maintain 80% eye contact when you're speaking and 50% when they are.

    When you see them again, don't smile and start talking, act like you've been there before, pretend you're a king, and just look at them, half smile when they meet your eye contact, and then reduce your smile while you sit down/they approach you.

    Shits not difficult yall virgins are just beta men that either have more issues than your letting on to or are just massive pussies. prolly both, no offense michael meyers & spectral.
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  3. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by jerryb As I've gotten older I've pretty much say people should do what makes them happy. You're not harming anyone with your choices so do what makes you happy.

    I only have a problem with those crazy bitches convincing little kids they are not what they where born as.

    Trust me life goes by fast so don't waste your time on negative people because you'll never please them.

    By now you understand I enjoy talking shit, right? This isn't time wasted.
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  4. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    It's all about per capita
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  5. POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I'm getting a cat! even tho rats piss me off less than the smell of cat pee n shit
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  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Maybe the bus caught him.

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  7. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Pete Green did he died?

    Naw

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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm NOT FUCKING AROUND. srs biznis all day erry day papa don't play that shit .

    Heard.
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  9. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Good morning Jerry. Pull up a chair at this massive oak table. Why did Brad hurt your feelings? I don't feel like scrolling up and looking.
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  10. STER0S Space Nigga [the disappointingly unanticipated slab]
    wariat can you stop posting
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    That reminds me I have an unopened package of socks I purchased just before summer and I have yet to wear them as i have LITERARY been wearing only my sandals or if I have to wear my shoes for a little bit I just wear my bare feet because lazy. I hope my socks haven't gone stale!!

    I have I think 11.5 pairs of undies but I love my superman white tights those are my favorite and I'll wear them nine days in a row it doesn't matter bro it doesn't matter bro


    I'm the opposite of your little broom I don't think I'll ever purchase new underpants EVER AGAIN. same 11.5 pairs for life ride or die dawg
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  12. Originally posted by jerryb Vinny doesn't know about such things, you don't need chaps to herd cats.

    maybe its you who lacks knowledges about such attire.

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  13. Originally posted by mmQ Do you guys know what the key to life is?

    Not dying.
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  14. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny show me the law that said so.

    I didn't say it was a law...learn to read. The purpose of chaps:

    "They are a protective garment to be used when riding a horse through brushy terrain"
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  15. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I didn't take you for a liver and onion type of fella but I guess it doesn't surprise me either. Was that a staple of your childhood? We have it at my establishment but it's just comes frozen and is probably about as bland as it gets, almost exclusively ordered by elderly people for whatever reason. We serve it with bacon for some reason. Maybe that's normal.
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  16. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Vinny is an elderly Caucasian lady living in New Hampshire. You've been hoodwinked.
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  17. Originally posted by WellHung I think it's neat that Vindictive Vinny is a Cambodian twink.

    you have the vibes of a child sex tourist.

    thy boys fucking type.
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  18. Did my dollar crash yet fuys?? I sure hope I can still spend my greenbucks at Panera Bread Company because I have a real hankering for one of they're green goblin slushies
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  19. I suspect we haven't gotten rid of ghost that easy either...
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  20. all i have is a cock ring
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