2024-06-21 at 10:42 PM UTC
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Two cheat days in one week
Enigma
African Astronaut
[memorize my carmelite sway]
I'd give you a cock tandoori roll for free
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Originally posted by MEGA MOLE
Specs, model, how or why did you get it and for free?
I mentioned I'm moving to Kansas City before the end of the year..this was sent by my new Kansas City "overlords".. so It's staying untouched in my office for now...I'm sure it's loaded with boring work stuff.
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I wouldn't mind sliding Kim's sister a length of British Saveloy...show her who's boss and have her calling me daddy before the night was over.
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Originally posted by jerryb
I can't see my neighbors house. Rural living is great, they don't bother me and I don't bother them.
what happens if you have chest pains and go into cardiac arrest and the phone is out
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and now it's so hot that you have to burn fuel and crank an AC non stop it's an endless cycle folx
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Kinks
Actually pretty straight
[bitch the twenty-second stewpan]
Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
How many people have you whacked with a cane since we last saw you?
how many have you?
I want some old man wisdom
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according to the poll, called Peoples' Climate Vote
you already made a thread about this
do you even read the things you post
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The irony of an active volcanic area worrying about car exhaust fumes
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2024-06-21 at 4:04 PM UTC
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Gang banged in prison
Originally posted by jerryb
Yeah jails here got a good scam going. I'd put a $20 on some relatives account, maybe it would buy them a coke and candy bar.
Buying them a $15 fan for $40 too because it's 120F inside the Texas prison and circulating hot air really helps...
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Originally posted by Kinks
ya they look like blonde baby hairs. can't really feel them at all, can barely see them
You'll have to demonstrate to me before I'll be convinced.
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2024-06-21 at 3:48 PM UTC
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Gang banged in prison
As a former prison visitor this never happened to me. I only got gang banged by the vending machine prices in the visitation room.
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Originally posted by jerryb
Yeah I guess that would work. Now you got me curios, there is a Mennonite group not far from here. A lot of those gals good looking but wear long dresses so have no ideal if they shave, I can say they kinda stink in the summer because they don't use deodorant.
I have never seen them without a dress on. I did know some girls from that community that left so they could live a secular life and shave their legs so maybe they are all "disgusting natural women" under there OH GOD A NAKED HAIRY VAGINA I CAN'T LICK THAT OR I WILL THROW UP 🤮
But when I lived in the boonies we did get a lot of french hippies from quebec and they would go skinny dipping in the river and just take off all their clothes and I remember being blinded by the massive tufts of dark black hair all over their body and they were not shy at all they will gladly chat with a teenage boy and the hair is so thick you can hardly make out any genitals like they have a coat on.
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Originally posted by jerryb
^ This, if you want to fuck something hairy become a faggot.
or I can just have sex with women that don't shave?
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I've always had my women shave EVERYTHING except their head and eyebrows. If god had meant for attractive women to have unkempt hair on their bodies they'd have made them all Pakistanis and prevented the invention of hair removal tools and techniques.
...Dizzz-gust-ting
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2024-06-21 at 2:37 PM UTC
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Smoothies!~!~!~!
Here’s a smoothie I really like:
1.5 cups strawberries
1 banana
1/4 cup vanilla protein powder
1.5 tbsps almond butter
1 1/4 cup almond milk
Ice cubes
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2024-06-21 at 1:07 PM UTC
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Happy Juneteenth Day, y'all.
"Juneteenth is the Martin Luther King Boulevarde of national holidays"
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"The people's climate vote".
You do understand how those bullshit surveys work right? The people voting are obviously going to be widely biased towards wanting climate change...those that aren't are not even gonna be aware of such a bullshit vote/organization...I've never heard of it till just now and hence didn't vote. It's not representative of the "people of the world".
It's like asking a 1000 faggots "is it ok to be a faggot?".
Fucking lollocks.
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Originally posted by Michael Myers
Why the underscore?
That's what got your attention huh
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Narc
Naturally Camouflaged
[connect my yokel-like scolytidae]
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson
No it wouldn't. You're defending world heritage site and your own personal saftey from a terrorist who for all you know also has a bomb…you'd be a national hero…no court in the land would find you guilty.
Well British courts would but that's never stopped me before, so I'd'ave kicked his fucking head right in
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2024-06-20 at 8:48 PM UTC
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500 dying a day in Mecca
500 Curry fellas is only equivalent to 1 white person so not a big deal
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