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  1. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Trailing the cable around all 4 tires can be …tiresome. The old one I have you can do 2 on one side, then you have to pass it through the car to do the other side…with a wireless one you just pump and go…


    ETA: Then on beach/camping trips you can use it to pump up beachballs, sleeping mats inflatable sex dolls

    Do they have their own power supply that gets lost?
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  2. Originally posted by jerryb Hey now, we Americans may be dumb but we are lovable and cute.

    "Hurry up Marget before that fat cunt takes all the bacon"

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  3. Bradley Black Hole
    put me in your will bro, aint nobody gonna love you like your son bradders love you (if you leave me a house and a nice vehicle, and maybe like idk some cash be real cool, I think we're the same size clothing so I'll take that too if it's cool, not like your ex wife needs your clothing, money, house or car, fuck it leave it to me)
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  4. I don't believe him...mental illness is being sick and he is clearly terminal with that.
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  5. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Why would you keep something with a rechargeable battery in your vehicle when you can use the vehicle's own power supply?
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  6. That's what happens when you wear grass skirts.
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  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Can you define the win condition for me? What do we mean 'succeed'? Do I need to make a million dollars? A billion? Can I just form a tiny philosopher's stone instead and ensure my perpetuity? Can I dissolve my philosophers stone into nothingness and myself with it? Is this material success or spiritual? What about just like... psychological wellbeing? Is that success? If I make a billion dollars and commit suicide at 43 because I'm miserable, is that success? If I make 0 dollars but live to 70 and die smiling is that success? Is there more than one kind of success? Can one succeed in more than a single way?

    Anyway, it'd have to be one of our older users. Like Jiggs or Speedy or Spectral or Totse2k1. Not because they're particularly shitty, they just don't have the same amount of time left.
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  8. Originally posted by BeeReBuddy

    MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING bought me the SpongeBob mug.

    Omg your coffee nook is so qt!!

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  9. i never get sick
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  10. Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € The 12-year-olds did it.

    FUYS?!
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  11. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    remember that video of the dude who kills his pest neighbors when they're giving him shit for not shoveling his driveway properly?


    timeless classic


    when he literally goes back into his garage to get another gun as the lady is laying in the street and he says maybe next time you'll learn to shut the fuck up and shoots and her in the head

    haha then he goes back into his own house and kills himself too


    he makes a good point maybe next time just SHUT THE FUCK UP

    i love that video god bless ya
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  12. I would kick down the blue door and steal all the appliances and the copper out of the walls, and rape anyone inside.
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  13. I'm happy with a world full of dumbo dumbs...it makes life much easier when you have idiots to boss around and have them do all the donkey work.
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  14. ..and none of that crying bullshit either or I'll give you something to cry about...now go put on those stockings I bought you and shut the fuck up.
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  15. Looks like Michael has been fully corrupted and his sweet innocence is now lost forever...next stop is fucking a dirty black prostitute...good job niggas.
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  16. GG just needs a REAL man to take charge of her. Start calling her Bitch instead of Honey.

    Bitch where's my dinner
    Bitch you better get that shit cleaned up before I give you a back hander
    God damn bitch, did you not shaving your legs today? go do it or get on the fucking sofa for the night you fucking sasquatch.
    etc.
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  17. Originally posted by CandyRein Just go to the suburbs man lol….

    avoiding your own kinfolks ? dis ho be racist yall.



    Originally posted by CandyRein Naperville?

    nappyhairville
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  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Pete Green Pass her to me. I'll keep her as a backup GG

    unironically do this to teach her a lesson
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  19. I was thinking about how effective id be as a preacher the other day. I have a story of struggle and redemption. Im good with people. Im friendly. So much of our lives is coercion and manipulation that it wouldnt feel like much of a stretch to do. I just feel a bit protective of desperate people i guess.

    But it would still be fun to see if i could pull off.
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  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by β €β €β €β €β €β € That didn't scare Spedro.

    My throbbing girlcock should.
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