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Getting my virgin friend laid.
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2023-08-05 at 4:24 PM UTCHonestly, the 5 seconds it takes to skeet is not worth the possibility of multiple negative consequences. Work on improving yourself instead man
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2023-08-05 at 7:44 PM UTCBeing ugly no excuse, I see some lard ass retards with decent women sometimes. Get a good paying job and you can get some fine bitches from places like Ukraine and Moldova.
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2023-08-06 at 4:24 PM UTCdude literally if I never got to have sex with about 250 ish men and 60 ish or so women and 4 trannies, my life wouldn't be as great as it is now.
I have had sex (like even a blowjob, just anything) like five times in the last year. Bro I used to jack off five times a day + have sex with a girl + cheat on her with my dead ex boyfriend (he wasn't dead at the time) and still go home and jack off, go to the bathroom at school and tell the teacher "I'm sorry I went during passing periods (the 4 minutes between classes) but sir I'm just really hurtin and my guts are bubbling"
*30 minutes of internet porn* I come back with 10 minutes of the 45 minute period left and say "Did we just go over ___________?" 'yes.' well shit motherfucker imma do this everytime I got a boner for the rest of the year.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-06 at 4:26 PM UTCI was asking my mom about this (kinda weird but my mom and I are friends first now that I"m an adult) and told her
i literally feel no desire to go outside, meet a stranger, convince them to let me fuck them, fall in love with their dysfunctional ass, and then have to deal with another person's bullshit, what so I can fuck them? I'd rather just be left alone and jack off once a day before bed than try to put myself in every attractive thing that's near me like every other person i know -
2023-08-06 at 4:27 PM UTCAnd she's like "yeah bradley, you're just not that into it anymore, that's called life, but you'll find someone nice one day, maybe, i don't know about nice, but you'll find someone for you. It's not about sex, I remember being 30."
i'm like 'you had me at 34 with the landlord of your duplex at a Halloween party.' she said yeah yeah that is true and you get really drunk and fuck hookers but tell me your gay, so what of it bradley?
and i just be laughin with my mom on the phone.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-06 at 4:31 PM UTC
Originally posted by jerryb Being ugly no excuse, I see some lard ass retards with decent women sometimes. Get a good paying job and you can get some fine bitches from places like Ukraine and Moldova.
or just learn how to be nice and assertive, read half a book on interpersonal communication, and maintain 80% eye contact when you're speaking and 50% when they are.
When you see them again, don't smile and start talking, act like you've been there before, pretend you're a king, and just look at them, half smile when they meet your eye contact, and then reduce your smile while you sit down/they approach you.
Shits not difficult yall virgins are just beta men that either have more issues than your letting on to or are just massive pussies. prolly both, no offense michael meyers & spectral.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-06 at 4:39 PM UTC
Originally posted by Bradley or just learn how to be nice and assertive, read half a book on interpersonal communication, and maintain 80% eye contact when you're speaking and 50% when they are.
When you see them again, don't smile and start talking, act like you've been there before, pretend you're a king, and just look at them, half smile when they meet your eye contact, and then reduce your smile while you sit down/they approach you.
If you give advice like this, I'm sorry, but I and many others are going to default to assuming you get no bitches. You'll have to forgive us that assessment, but we mostly just hear early stage incels(non-derogatory) regurgitating this crap at each other in hopes they can overcome their autism by... thinking in a supremely autistic way about the ways they should behave. Normal people don't think about this. They don't think about this to the point that if it's true, they wouldn't even be aware of it. Every single thing a young man consciously learns in an effort to pick up women is a self-defeating effort because playa, if you're consciously aware of this shit, that's desperate and fucking weird. Weird's not something that's likely to ever change about you, but you can do something about the desperate behavior part. Instead of being weird in the most desperate way possible, be weird in some other way that you enjoy and hope for the best. The sick truth is, you'll probably have better luck.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2023-08-06 at 5:45 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai If you give advice like this, I'm sorry, but I and many others are going to default to assuming you get no bitches. You'll have to forgive us that assessment, but we mostly just hear early stage incels(non-derogatory) regurgitating this crap at each other in hopes they can overcome their autism by… thinking in a supremely autistic way about the ways they should behave. Normal people don't think about this. They don't think about this to the point that if it's true, they wouldn't even be aware of it. Every single thing a young man consciously learns in an effort to pick up women is a self-defeating effort because playa, if you're consciously aware of this shit, that's desperate and fucking weird. Weird's not something that's likely to ever change about you, but you can do something about the desperate behavior part. Instead of being weird in the most desperate way possible, be weird in some other way that you enjoy and hope for the best. The sick truth is, you'll probably have better luck.
As if you know what a woman looks for in a man...
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2023-08-13 at 6:36 AM UTCHts is a woman in Canada, dont be decided ñ sexist
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2023-08-13 at 1:41 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker As if you know what a woman looks for in a man…
I mean, I really really don't. But niggas like this...
... got so worked up about their inability to get laid that they murdered multiple people. Elliot Rodger wasn't ugly - he was a way more conventionally attractive male than I ever was, and he died a virgin. He wasn't a broke, bummy nigga either. Same for Alek Minassian. What they were, was desperate. And extremely picky, in the case of Rodger I guess. There was almost certainly a qt3.14 blonde gril out there who'd have jumped his bones... if he could have been less supremely autistic about finding one.
I'm not saying "be voluntarily celibate and pussy will magically fall in your laps, young incel bros" but if you care about shit like your canthal tilt - if you're aware of shit like "canthal tilt" - that's fucking weird, and desperate, and creepy. Look at normal people and be like them. ie don't be self-aware. -
2023-08-13 at 1:49 PM UTCA weird looking ginger tranny should not (at any point in their life) have had better luck with both sexes than you have, and if one has... man, just consider the possibility that what you're doing isn't working because it too is a manifestation of the weirdness that's keeping you single.
I dunno what cis women want better than anyone else with XY chromosomes, chief. I really dunno. All I know is what seems to have worked for me, and that was... being very horny and desperate and acting against those impulses instead of trying to fulfil them. 🤷♀️ -
2023-08-13 at 1:49 PM UTCsome niggas just dont wanna fuck. It is what it is
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2023-08-13 at 1:58 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai A weird looking ginger tranny should not (at any point in their life) have had better luck with both sexes than you have, and if one has… man, just consider the possibility that what you're doing isn't working because it too is a manifestation of the weirdness that's keeping you single.
I dunno what cis women want better than anyone else with XY chromosomes, chief. I really dunno. All I know is what seems to have worked for me, and that was… being very horny and desperate and acting against those impulses instead of trying to fulfil them. 🤷♀️
i like when you talk about sucking off that big mentally ill black guy in the wheel chair. -
2023-08-13 at 2:16 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai I mean, I really really don't. But niggas like this…
… got so worked up about their inability to get laid that they murdered multiple people. Elliot Rodger wasn't ugly - he was a way more conventionally attractive male than I ever was, and he died a virgin. He wasn't a broke, bummy nigga either. Same for Alek Minassian. What they were, was desperate. And extremely picky, in the case of Rodger I guess. There was almost certainly a qt3.14 blonde gril out there who'd have jumped his bones… if he could have been less supremely autistic about finding one.
I'm not saying "be voluntarily celibate and pussy will magically fall in your laps, young incel bros" but if you care about shit like your canthal tilt - if you're aware of shit like "canthal tilt" - that's fucking weird, and desperate, and creepy. Look at normal people and be like them. ie don't be self-aware.
So your saying at least your not a serial killer or a homicidal loon? -
2023-08-13 at 2:19 PM UTCit's never too late to snap. Get laid have a nice normal sex life, get married, wife and kids and THEN You start killingThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2023-08-13 at 3:09 PM UTC
Originally posted by Speedy Parker So your saying at least your not a serial killer or a homicidal loon?
No. I'm saying that I'm not claiming to have vast insight as a result of my having ingested lots of estrogen. I'm not offering the inside scoop. What I do have is some small, male-typical insight gained by not being a virgin. I can talk on the matter of "what guys who really wanna get laid should do" because I was a guy who really wanted to get laid and succeeded, where far more physically attractive males than I ever was have failed.
Not because I'm a tranny. The fact that I'm a tranny only emphasizes how little any of the shit incels (read: the target demo for PUA shit) care about actually matters. I'm a fucking weirdo and always have been, but I don't know my own eye color (let alone my canthal tilt) and that's why I'm not gonna die a virgin. -
2023-08-13 at 3:56 PM UTCsomeone should write how to rape on wikihow.
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2023-08-13 at 4:19 PM UTC
Originally posted by Meikai No. I'm saying that I'm not claiming to have vast insight as a result of my having ingested lots of estrogen. I'm not offering the inside scoop. What I do have is some small, male-typical insight gained by not being a virgin. I can talk on the matter of "what guys who really wanna get laid should do" because I was a guy who really wanted to get laid and succeeded, where far more physically attractive males than I ever was have failed.
Not because I'm a tranny. The fact that I'm a tranny only emphasizes how little any of the shit incels (read: the target demo for PUA shit) care about actually matters. I'm a fucking weirdo and always have been, but I don't know my own eye color (let alone my canthal tilt) and that's why I'm not gonna die a virgin.
You have no clue what men want.
