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Posts by jerryb

  1. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson If you don't have curry colored fellas fanning you in the heat with big leaves…it's not an empire.

    I say Caruthurs, pass the salt.


    Yeah that would be nice and all. But you have to change with the times, we got talking movies and horseless carriages nowadays. Don't really need a Vinny to rickshaw you around, he'd be more useful digging up some ore or something. Them fancy tellyphone batteries need some weird stuff I tell ya.
  2. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Ireland


    https://www.military.ie/en/careers/faqs/requirements/



    Canadia


    https://forces.ca/en/how-to-join/

    What the fuck, imagine going to bootcamp at 57. I think the US army upped it to around 43 when they couldn't get enough people during the gulf war.
  3. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by totse2118 I used to burst into random indian group chats and show my penis, they would be horrified and impressed at the same time, some women would faint. One of them even showed me hers

    That's is alfa as fuck. Was her penis area hairier than yours, some them Indian wimminz pretty hairy.
  4. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson All empires fall…the thing with the US though it never had an empire.

    We have a virtual empire, we don't run their countries day to day but bomb the shit out of them if they get uppity. Britain kinda handed it off to us because all that military shit expensive, they are partners with us. Notice both countries pretty much help each other bombing uppity shitholes.
  5. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker An enjoyable daily challenge

    It's not work if you enjoy it. Things are a lot nicer when you don't have to do it and like Jiggaboo says having fuck you money.

    Like myself, I don't mind working on some guys car I've known for years. I don't need to do it and tell them if you need it done fast go some place else. I get a little extra pocket money, get a little exercise and shoot the shit with people.

    Every old guy I saw die right after retirement basically just watched TV all day and had no outside interest.
  6. jerryb African Astronaut
    Probably lost at sea, some Russian trawler winching it up as we speak. lol
  7. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson "Unclaimed land — land to which no one has claimed ownership rights — and free-and-clear land doesn't exist in the United States."

    This, every inch owned by somebody or the gov. They need to try harder, I grew up dirt poor and now own my place debt free. It's not all that hard, I'm a kinda lazy fucker and managed to do it on blue collar work. May need to give up dat expensive drug habit tho.
  8. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're not homeless, you're just "living the van life".

    Yeah, just go to cheaprvliving and that Bob Wells guy will tell you all you need to know.
  9. jerryb African Astronaut
    Fuck Mars, who wants to live there. Trust me living in an enclosed area gets old real fast.
  10. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Have you thought about becoming independently wealthy so you can basically live in your own world by your own rules?

    Having a sufficient amount of "fuck you" money is very liberating.

    Or maybe relocate out of one of the most expensive places in the country. Plenty of places in this country you can live pretty cheap and have a decent life.
  11. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra yeah but this wasn't a combat mission, it malfunctioned over South Carolina so it was probably just training or routine flight tests or something. I don't know why they'd switch everything off to the point where they can't track it anymore unless they were specifically testing stealth, which would make it even funnier

    Probably some fuck up some where. lol Just remember the entire military full of young guys running shit, just look at all the 18-25 yo around you. Surprises me more shit doesn't happen.
  12. jerryb African Astronaut
    Eurofags need to man up, they get millions of young men refugees. Hand them an AK-47 and couple hundred rounds and drop them off in their country and tell em to pick a side. Refugees should only be women with children and old women, even old guys can pull a fucking trigger.
  13. jerryb African Astronaut
    The real homeless probably sleeping in their cars, most in these tent cities are what we use to call bums. They don't want no job with the man keeping them down, just gibs them some fucking money for their drugs you damn worker bees.
  14. jerryb African Astronaut
    Check thrift stores, seriously the ones in my town use the money to buy food and supplies to hand out. Some could probably hook you up with blankets and winter coats along with some food.

    Sucks about the jobs, places begging for workers here. You can find a fast food job and start today around here.

    Good luck and don't let pride keep you from asking for help.
  15. jerryb African Astronaut
    Most people don't rotate their tires which doesn't help. Also usually the first set last longer because the car doesn't have any wear on the suspension. All terrain, snow and 4x4 tires are softer and wear faster. You can look at the codes on a tire to see, don't remember exactly but sure you can google it.
  16. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny death is just a transformation from one retarded state to another advanced state,

    like this.


    What a lovely winner, sure makes a daddy proud I'm telling ya. lol
  17. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson What's a nigga gotta do to get a taste o' dat pussy?

    lol
  18. jerryb African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker I read they demoed the last of the WWII barracks about 7 or 8 years ago.

    Yeah a lot of bases I went to are no longer there. I wonder what happened to Mare Island Shipyard now, that some prime real estate.
  19. jerryb African Astronaut
    He didn't call them slampigs for nothing.
  20. jerryb African Astronaut
    Plenty of other countries trying to catch up on the fatties. Good luck on that, we are importing serious players. I think it's the law Mexican women must start putting on the pounds at 16.
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